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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 1:20:17 GMT
Do I need to tell you what it stands for?  This is for Numbuh 1/0 Kuki was skipping around the moonbase and everyone else was there too! they were all idiots and stuff so that shit always happened and nobody knew how to properly do a task! Suddenly all the lights went out and when they came back on Kuki and Rachel were dead. Someone shot them with a jellybean gun! "OMFG!" Nigel cried "PEOPLE ARE DEAD!" |
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 1:23:29 GMT
1/0 walked in, with his top hat. It looked as if he was supposed to be from a Victorian funeral service. He sees the corpses on the floor, and gasps. He then sees Nigel.
1/0, to 1: Hm, what has happened here? It appears Numbuhs 3 and 362 have dropped dead on the floor!
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 1:28:47 GMT
Nigel: I don't know! The lights went down and well this was what happened......I blame numbuh 86! Beause she's a bitch!
Numbuh 86: HEY! who you calling a bitch? Why are you talking to this cruddy loon anyway? We don't even know him! He could be the killer!
Numbuh 4: I dunno....He has a nice hat! I say we trust him!....Numbuh 2 are you eating the fired jellybeans?
Numbuh 2: Uh...No.....So Uh...I don't trust this guy.....
Numbuh 1: I am making myself leader until we find the killer! So I think we should trust him!
Numbuh 86: I DON'T! WERE NOT TRUSTING HIM AND YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE!
Nigel and Fanny fight and bitch slap each other until they are out of the room leaving everyone else to do whatever they want and with the bodies and 1/0
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 1:31:59 GMT
1/0: So, what shall we do? Should I begin fitting the two a coffin or what?
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 1:48:51 GMT
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 thinks that we should have a proper burial.....Wait....will this cost us alot?
1/0: 5,000 a casket and 10,000 if the person is fat.
Numbuh 5: What if you just throw a few in? Maybe just a large box?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 1:52:08 GMT
(I kind of have a thing against others voicing my characters. I forgive you in this one case>)
1/0: My job right now is nothing more than to let these corpses rest in peace. Now, the money, please.
1/0 takes off his top hat in the same way he did when expecting Shem to pay his knightly taxes, again expecting for money. In this case, 10000 for two thin corpses.
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 1:58:12 GMT
(I'm sorry! I needed it as a fill in! I R NO OFFEND U ON PURRRRR-POISE!)
It then began to snow on the moonbase which was really rare! The lights went out again and this time it was that guy who looks like a yu-gi-oh character in the backround so nobody really cared. Yup. someone killed that weird kid.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:01:45 GMT
1/0: Uh, make that FIFTEEN thousand.
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 2:14:41 GMT
(Where do you want to go with this? lol)
Numbuh 5: Uh....Do you take candy payments? Were 10 and broke!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:19:51 GMT
(Let's take this as it goes.)
1/0: I am afraid I don't. I don't eat candy. However, I will perform this one act as a special favour. Being the inheritor to the role of Soopreme Leader if Numbuh 362 is somehow out of action, I shall bury the corpse myself free of charge. You will have to pay for Kuki and that other kid, though.
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 2:24:28 GMT
Numbuh 2: But we don't even know that kid.....I'm not paying.....
Numbuh 5: Me neither!
Numbuh 4: That guy had great hair....I'm gonna ask Numbuh 86 what to do....
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:27:03 GMT
1/0: Well, I'll begin dragging these corpses to the common grave. If you don't pay the sum by the time I reach it, they will go in there.
1/0 grabs Numbuh 3 and the Yu-Gi-Oh! kid by their hair and begins lugging them to the cemetery. Confusingly, Kuki opens her eyes. 1/0 mumbles to himself about "cheapskates" and "I already did them a favor saying to bury the one for free".
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 2:30:36 GMT
As he was dragging the bodies to the grave that was somehow in the moonbase the lights went down and when they came back on numbuh 1/0 heard screaming.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:33:09 GMT
1/0: What the hell was that?
1/0 looks around. He sees an awake, shocked Kuki, and everybody staring at him.
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