Operation F.A.I.L.

[Celra]

Now loading some stupid Roleplay that will most likely die after 2-3 pages.....

Falling
Apart
Is very
Likely


Everyone is having a meeting and father is speaking

Father: So that is the plan! We cut the blue wire and the whole moon will blow up instantly Muahahahahahahaha!!!!

The villians cheer

Father: Does anyone have any questions?

Numbuh 60: Yeah.....Why did you invite me?

Chad: Sorry! That was my fault! I accidentally invited him to the facebook event we made about this.....

Numbuh 60: Can I go now? I have a KND meeting to go to!


SOMEONE ADD TO THIS! MAKE EVERYONE FAIL! Villians and KND alike!

[Delightful Children]

DCFDTL: But Father,arent you supposed to press the red button to make things blow up?

[Phenon]

Father: The door is right over there next to the bathroom. Don't go in there though, Spank-u-lot is feeling frisky again.

Iguana: *raises hand*

Father: Yes background fodder-I mean, Lizard man?

Iguana: Why don't we capture this kid and torture him for passcodes...or kill him?

Father: LOL Wut? We could totally go to prison for that! Like Lou and Mr Boss!

MEANWHILE IN PRISON

Toiletnator: Oh noo, it appears I have dropped the soap right in front of you Mr. Boss. I suuuure hope you don't do anything whilst I slowly bend over to pick it up.

BACK IN THE BATCAVE

Batman: My parents are dead....

Father: Who invited Mr Emo?

[Delightful Children]

DCFDTL: *raise their hands* Why dont we just shrink the moonbase and put it in a snowglobe!*whisper*we like snowglobes ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Celra]

Numbuh 60: I guess I accidentally added him as I was trying to UNFRIEND him! All he ever talks about are his dead parents!

Father: What a party pooper! Get out Batman!

Batman: -Sigh- Fine! I'll just go to some other meeting without you guys! -Cuts wrists on the way out-

Numbuh 60: I should go now too! But it's the green wire you want not the blue.....

-Patton walks out and see's Numbuh 2-

Numbuh 60: What the hell are you doing here?

Numbuh 2: Isn't this the comic convention.....

Numbuh 60: No.

Numbuh 2: Oh.... -Takes seat anyway-

Robin Food: LET'S STEAL NIGEL UNO'S DECORATIVE LAWN FLAMINGOS!!!

The Villians Cheer!

[Delightful Children]

DCFDTL:Yay! Flamingos!

*Numbuh 1 suddenly smashes into the room*

Numbuh 1:Youll never steal my lawn flamingos! There mine! ALL MINE! DX

[Phenon]

Stickybeard: Oh yes we will, me harty! For ol' Stickybeard knows that ye garden trinkets are actually made of CANDY!

Numbuh 1: No they're not...*whispers into walkie-talkie* I TOLD you they were, Numbuh 5!

Numbuh 5: Sorry, Numbuh 5 is not in right now, baby. Please leave her a message after the beep.

Numbuh 1: Hey, is this a real recording, or are you just doing that 3rd person thing again?

Numbuh 5: HOLLA BACK, BOY!

Iguana: I say we kill him before they make another slightly racist sterotype...then sell his corpse on ebay to the highest bidder.

Father...Dude, we would we do that?

XXX Large: FOR SCIENCE!

Father: Hey, are you a REAL villain this time?

XXX Large: As far as you know.

Father: Okay!

Robin Food: Are we doing the flamingo thing or not?

The Steve:...Like, you guys said there'd be tacos man...

[Delightful Children]

DCFDTL: Nuuu! No killing Nigel! *hug nigel closely* ;D

Numbuh 1: Let go of me Delightful Deviants! *tries to get free but cant*

DCFDTL:Hmm,no X3

[BlahBlahBlah]

Mr. Boss: Father, why did you bring your kids here?

Father: Shut up, I couldn't find a friggin babysitter...

86: Daddy!!!

Mr. Boss: *sigh* Me neither. ><;

[ProteusAmoeba]

1/0 rides in on his strange chariot-like thing which is being pulled by Greek letter lambdas and pulling ards (scratch ploughs). Seated to his left is Moses, seated to the right is someone who looks just like Numbuh 3 but isn't. 1/0 has his top hat on like usual, and is whistling very poorly. In the back of the cart/chariot there are all sorts of random things: spears, furs, boxes, gavels, waffle irons, scales with numbers, and the like. A bunch of random people go through all the shit there, making sure everything's okay. In the back by the spears, a guy is shaking an atlatl intimidatingly at some ninjas who follow the cart. The cart is pulling another cart, where there is a tall brick building with a chimney, a man in the window shouting "Gold and jewels!" while tossing those things out, a bunch of angry people dressed like Santa climbing up, and a crazy lawn gnome who swings around and sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man also sits on one of the lambdas, staring confused at 1/0.

1/0 blows a horn that looks like it came from a Dr. Seuss book.
1/0, shouting: I COME UNTO ALL OF THEE WITH A SPECIAL GIFT! I HAVE ALL SORTS OF RANDOM WARES, AND I WILL ACCEPT THE RIGHT PRICE FOR ANY OF THEM! IF I LOSE MORE THINGS THAN I GAIN IN MONEY, THEN YOU SHALL ALL SURELY DIE!

1/0 then tells the guy on the lambda to stop. He complies, wanting to rest. 1/0 then shouts like an auctionneer and tosses whatever random shit he can grab at the first person who touches a Q-tip to a cotton ball. Moses and Kibi (the girl that resembles Numbuh 3) begin shouting warnings to get far away as 1/0's auctioning off the spears.

[Phenon]

Father: Excellent work, my Delightful Children! Now we can extract all sorts of juicy secrets out of him.

Delightfuls Children: Huh? Oh yeah, sure.

Father: Hmm, but how would we do that?

XXX Large: We could use my new Snowcone Brain Freeze Machine! If he doesn't tell us what we want, WE FREEZE HIS BRAIN!

Father: That sounds awesome! What's it made out of?

XXX Large: Nothing...

Stickybeard: C'mon, give us a wee hint...arrrr.

[Delightful Children]

DCFDTL:*still hugging Nigel* Nigellll

Numbuh 1: *growls in annoyance but stops struggling at this point as its useless* Im immune to brain freezes,remember?

(But I like them And I kinda suck at other villians XD )

[Celra]

Uh...Katie can you be other people besides the DC?

Stickeybeard: There were taco's but thee fat one ate them all!

Steve: WHAT THE HELL THAT'S NOT COOL! -Steve attacks Numbuh 2-

Father: -Grabs Steve- THERE IS NO VIOLENCE! DO YOU WANT THIS MINOR TO CALL THE POLICE?

[ProteusAmoeba]

1/0, completely naive to what's actually going on, throws more spears. Moses and Kibi continue shouting at the top of their lungs to GTFO. A spear lands an inch or two away from Father's foot.

[Phenon]

Father: Huh? Alright! *Father picks up spear* Put the fat kid down Steve, or else I shall stab you with this spear!

Steve: But, like, the fat dude totally ate all my tacos man...

Father: Oh get real, they were from that lousy Taco Bell down the street.

Steve: THAT'S, like, MY FAVORITE PLACE TO GET TACOS FROM MAN!

Robin Food: ARE WE DOING THE FLAMINGO THING OR NOT!?