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Post by Celra on Sept 23, 2011 20:02:27 GMT
Father was baking a cake for no real reason at all and he kicked his delightful children and his loving underage wife Rachel out of the kitchen. Father: GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!! I'M THE BAKER IN THIS DAMN HOUSE! DC: Father, you're cake is done..... Rachel: Timer went off 2 minutes ago.....we just wanted cake....asshole.  Father: Oh......Okay! ;D ;D ;D *Chad pops his head into the window* Chad: DID YOU BAKE A CAKEE?  CAN I HAVE SOMEEE? Suddenly sector V comes barging in Nigel: GIVE US THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE! HOW DARE YOU NOT SHARE WITH EVERYONE!....Oh Hi Rachel Chad:  Rachel: It's nobody's birthday. We just wanted Cake. Numbuh 4: Ou....whell geeve it 2 ous neway! iv |
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Post by starice on Sept 23, 2011 20:09:22 GMT
Rachel: STFU NUMBUH FOUR, NO CAKE FOR YOU! Nigel: Wait, isn't that a reference from Seinfield? Where Elaine just wanted to have some soup and the chef said, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"? Father: That maybe so but this is OUR CAKE, NIGEL UNO, SO BACK OFF, BUSTER BROWN! *points Nigel's nose with finger* Nigel: ........ we'll see about that lulz!!! *pushes a button and BOOM the kitchen falls apart, a huge robot grabs the cake, and Numbuhs 1 and 4 scurry off* DC: THOSE THIEVES... Rachel: KILL THEM MURDER THEM BASH THEM IN THEIR HEADS! Father: Nahhh we'll just drug them, put them in the freezer and they'll be brand new people like in ALL MY CHILDREN WHICH EVENTUALLY ENDED TODAY WHAT A CLIFF-HANGER, HUH? Rachel: I KNOW, RIGHT?!?  Father: *grabs her hands and they spin 'round!* I hope they shot Erika Kane! <3 Rachel: Who the fuck cares? 'Cause the show is going to have a web series, which most of the cast will NOT be in!  |
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Post by Celra on Sept 23, 2011 20:19:41 GMT
Nigel and Wally ran back to the treehouse panting and sweating laughing like morons.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
Nigel: NUMBUH 5 NUMBUH 5 BUMBUM 5!!!! WE STOLE THE CAKE BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wally: EH YA WE FENALAY WON ONE DA CAKE!
Numbuh 5: You need to take it back.......
Nigel: YYY???
Abby: IDK?
Nigel: U DK?
Abby: Direct orders.....from Numbuh 362 herself
Numbuh 3: How does that work anyway? How does she get to marry him and battle him?
Numbuh 2: I ate it already....I miss my dad....URG! I NEED A CHILLIDOG!
Numbuh 5: Nigel, you and wally better take the empty plate back and explain to our big ass leader why this happened and you also took their favorite cake dish and they want it back....
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Post by starice on Sept 23, 2011 20:31:39 GMT
Nigel: But WHY? THAT FAT ASS ALREADY ATE THE CAKE, ABBY! Abby: NUMBUH TWO CAN'T HELP IT! You know how he gets when he's upset over the decease of his father, Numbuh One! Hoagie: ... *sniffle*  Nigel: Okay... okay BUT - we'll be BACK with another cake, I swear! Abby: .... right. >> ~** Father: *humming, pulling out a loaf of pumpkin bread this time* Rachel: Mmm, smells delicious in here! Father: It's my homemade pumpkin bread, sweetie! I hope you and the Delightful Children enjoy it. Rachel: Splendid, Ben! I'll set the table and tell the DC to wash up, that way, we can all sit down for dinner... without ANY interruptions. |
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Post by Celra on Sept 23, 2011 21:06:02 GMT
Nigel and Wally sobbed all the way to the mansion, they decided to not ring the doorbell and just leave the cake dish on the steps. they skipped away happily and stole Father's lawn chair on the way out.
5 minutes after they left Steve and Chad showed up at the mansion, Steve was wearing a robert pattinson wig in the color blonde, it was falling off his head and you could see his real hair underneath. He had an orange hoodie on and it said "I heart Mcdonalds" on the front.
Chad put a bald cap on and you could still see his hair sticking out, He put on a pair of Harry Potter glasses and a red shirt that said "Get Groovy" on it. They grabbed squirt guns and rang the doorbell
*DING DONG*
Father: Oh goodie! they are here to return my lovely cake dish!
Chad/Numbuh 1: *Holds squirt gun* ALRIGHT I'M NUMBUH 1 AND I DEMAND THAT CAKE!!!!!
Rachel: You took it....We have pumpkin bread now.....
Steve/Numbuh 4: ALRIGHT THEN GIVE US THAT BREAD TOO!
DC: Why must these blasted KND always steal our delicious bread?
*They steal the bread and run away*
Rachel: GRRRRRR I'M CALLING ABBY! DAMN THAT NIGEL UNO! HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT TOO! THE NERVE OF HIM GROWIN RANDOM PATCHES OF BLONDE HAIR!
Father: I'M GOING TO BAKE AN APPLE PIE! NO EATING UNTIL IT'S DONE!
DC: But father what about eating?
Rachel: SHUT UP I'M CALLING ABBY!
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Post by starice on Sept 23, 2011 21:15:19 GMT
Abby: 'Ollo?
Rachel: ... Abby?
Abby: 'Sup, Rachel?
Rachel: Abby! Your creative cum devices ran off with MY pumpkin bread!!! What do you have to SAY about THAT, huh?
Abby: Umm.... numbuh 5 begs yo' pardon??
Father: (near the phone) Hey, and our lawn chairs are missing, too!
Rachel: ABBY, GIVE THOSE BOYS A TALKING TOO, OR I'LL WALK DOWN THE STREET AND KICK THEIR GIANT ASSES!
Abby: O... kay, 'den, Numbuh 362.
Rachel: AND ANOTHER THING-
Abby: *hangs up and whistles innocently, walks into the hallway* I wonda' if we have some Sunkist soda in 'da fridge...
Hoagie: *passes by, hearing* ......... *sniff*
Abby: *stops* ... Don't. Tell me.
Hoagie: I DRANK THE LAST OF IT, I'M SORRY!!! *screams, cries, and runs away to his room*
Abby: ... Jesus. He's gotta go ta' therapy or some'den. *walks along corridor, then peeks out a window* Huh?
*Steve and Chad are running down the sidewalk, panting*
*suddenly 1 & 4 come into view,too, carrying lawn chairs*
Abby: Hold on a mo'...... GOD. DAMMIT!
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Post by Celra on Sept 23, 2011 21:27:31 GMT
Numbuh 4: Hey Numbuh 5! Did you see these really cool chairs we got at a yard sale?
Nigel: YEAH THEY WERE PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!
Abby: Did you see what I just saw outside? It's steve and Chad....
Wally: Yeah I know! They said we inspired them! and then we all went jogging together from the mansion!
Abby: I'm not anwering the phone next time it rings.....NUMBUH 2 YOU'RE ON PHONE DUTY!
Abby then walked away
Abby: Oh, please just give them back their lawn chairs......
Nigel: SIT IN ONE! *Pushes abby in chair* AINT IT COZY?
Abby: You're....You're....right....0___0.....Okay, we can keep them just don't take anymore! and by the way Steve and Chad lied to you.....
Abby left the room
Nigel: You know....Rachel has a nice shower and I could use a shower with glass doors!
Wally: eh get me screwdriva! Just lemme get my grape juice for the trip
Numbuh 2: *over the intercom* -SNIFF- I'M SOOOOO SOOORRYYYYY!
Nigel: We better grab some groceries while were out.....
Wally: Let's just steal them from the mansion.....
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Sept 27, 2011 2:13:39 GMT
1/0 hears "groceries", "mansion", and "grape juice", which he interprets as "wine". 1/0's been playing with a tool which amplifies even the tiniest sounds. He throws it out his treehouse window, unintentionally causing a car to crash into the treehouse, explode, setting several surrounding houses on fire, sending debris everywhere, and burning the treehouse. 1/0 jumps out the window and flies by flapping his wings (1/0 toys with physical constants like the force of gravity as well), playing a strange type of horn which looks like it was pulled out of a Dr. Seuss book, and crying, "TO ARMS! TO ARMS!" From the houses which are on fire arise several random people, which fall into one of three categories: Biblical figures, hominins, and Dragonball Z characters. They are all running after 1/0, probably in anger. 1/0 directs his "army" to the Mansion.
1/0: I've got everyone we need! Moses, you need Team A! Neandertal Man, you'll be dealing with the Second through Fifth divsions. Vegeta, you just go Super Saiyan and send destruction to the Mansion. You have your orders, now go! All of you! I'll continue flying in circles chasing my coccyx, shouting orders when necessary.
The Cavalry, i.e. the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, begin to go on rampant destruction. Men and human ancestors are all armed with their various weapons, with a vast diversity of height from the meter-high Lucy to the six cubits and a span of Goliath (the Biblical character, not the hominin). Goliath the hominin is chasing after the Biblical figure, spear in hand. Everyone else is beginning to storm into the forum of the Mansion, in which 1/0 is just flying around wreaking havoc without intending to. 1/0 plays the horn again, calling in Blockhead.
Blockhead opens the house door, sees all the destruction.
Blockhead: It's such a lovely day outside! I'll go take a walk to where all those people are.
Conscience is not even going to TRY to prevent Blockhead from destroying civilization THIS time.
1/0: Send in the aerial squadron!
Angels and Super Saiyans then begin raining doom upon the Mansion. 1/0's still flying around like a madman.
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