King of the Treehouse

[numbuhphi]

There is a treehouse on a hill. Everyone wants to control that treehouse, operative and villain alike. Here's how to play the game.

I start, I post that I own the treehouse.

"Numbuh Phi: I'm King of the Treehouse!"

Then, another user posts one or two sentences describing how they take the hill of themselves (they can be posting as an operative or a villain, their choice).

"Numbuh Phi: I'm King of the Treehouse!"
"Numbuh 362: I'm Soopreme Leader of the KND, so I'm really Queen of the Treehouse!"

Then, another user does the same, and the next does the same, et cetera, ad infiniatrum.

"Toilenator: Uh... Um... I'll... er... push you down the toilet and clog you in the pipes! I'm King of the Treehouse!"
"DCFDTL: We are much better villains than you. Thus, we are the Kings and Queens of the Treehouse,"
"Numbuh 4: I give all of you a good punchin'! I'm King of the Treehouse! Now bulld a clam cannon!"
"Numbuh 86: I get your little treehouse because you're a stupid boy! I'm Queen of the Treehouse!"
And so on.

The only rules are not to kill anyone and to obey all forum rules. And no destroying the treehouse. Other than that, you can do as you please.

Have fun, and I'm King of the Treehouse!