I wonder if Mr. W got inspired by this joke:

[The J.A.M., a.k.a. Numbuh i]

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


I got it from a joke mailing list I belong to. No offense intended if your favorite car is here:


How Carmakers Came Up With Their Names

AUDI
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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence


BMW
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Break My Window


BUICK
-----
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET
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Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE
-----
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater


FIAT
----
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology


FORD
----
First on Race Day!!!


GM
---
General Maintenance


HONDA
-----
Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI
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Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA
-----
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday


SAAB
-----
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown


TOYOTA
------
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO
-----
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


VW
---
Virtually Worthless



¡Zacatepóngolas!

Until next time, remember:

I

AM

THE

J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

[Numbuh 18A]

Hah that's funny! Some of them do sound like episode names for the KND.

What a shame. I want to know what BENZ stands for. I hate that brand.

[SAVE_US.WBTC]

FORD
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First on Race Day!!!

More like Fix Or Repair Daily. Or Found On Road Dead.

[GoldenFlither]

*laughs* Those are the funniest acronyms. I like the one for the Chevrolet.

I have a Dodge. Other than dirty, that acronym pretty much sums my car up.