How to Survive in a Horror Movie

[loser-with-a-pen]

After watching a couple of really bad horror flicks, I would like to point out the obvious and say, that you can survive in a horror flick. If you ever find yourself in this situation, here are a couple of tips so you don't get KILLED!!

1) Never, ever, go inside a dark creepy mansion if you run out of gas

2) If you know that you are going on a long trip and you are not driving the mystery machine, fill up and carry an extra tank of gas.

3) If you absolutely have to go into the mansion, never tell someone, I'll be right back. Chances are, you won't be.

4) If you are being chased, take off those high heels or if you're a guy, run next to the really pretty girl with high heels...better her then you.

5) Do not, and I repeat, do not split up. Bad things happen when you split up.

6) If you are a girl, prepare to fall a few times but don't crouch down in pain when you do. During this time the monster/killer/ bad guy will catch up with you.


And these are the ones I've come up with so far.

[SAVE_US.WBTC]

Taken from Scream:

-Never have sex. The killers often have a moral code that they kill by. Anyone seen as doing anything immoral will be slaughtered.

-Never drink or use drugs. It is an extension of the previous rule, the sin factor.

-Never say "I'll be right back." That line instantly means you will never return.

Others I've noticed:

-Never directly challenge the killer, even if you have a gun. Jason, for example, can rip you apart with his bare hands.

-Do not provoke the killer. They often have a specific target, and anyone else who is killed makes themselves an obstacle. Michael Myers is the best example. Throughout the first seven movies, he was pretty docile unless you were related to him.

[The J.A.M., a.k.a. Numbuh i]

Despite moving slowly, zombies will ALWAYS catch up with you, no matter how fast you run. Use a car or plane instead.

[Numbuh 18A]

Never be the comic relief guy. The funny guys usually go first.

Believe whatever tale/legends/myth associated with the situation. Similar to above, the guys who DON'T believe them goes first.

[BlahBlahBlah]

Listen to the annoying lady yelling at the screen. She knows what she's talking about.

[rainbowmonkeyluvr]

~ If you're alone at night, DON'T ANSWER THE FREAKING PHONE.

~ Beware of unmarked video-tapes.

[GoldenFlither]

*laughs* These are funny. I like loser-with-a-pen's fourth suggestion.

- If you feel a hand coming out of the back of your head, see a damn doctor.
- If you fall into one of Jigsaw's traps.. Don't bother trying anything. You're screwed.

[BlahBlahBlah]

Sept 11, 2008 22:51:39 GMT GoldenFlither said:

If you fall into one of Jigsaw's traps.. Don't bother trying anything. You're screwed.

Lol!

[Dreamer]

1. If you feel as if someone's watching you, go back inside. Don't go out and try to find whoever's watching you.

2. Never go into the basement. Ever. Under any circumstances.

3. Don't volunteer to do something first. Person who volunteers first usually dies first.

4. Don't carry out a prank or dare. Person who usually does this dies first.

5. If you hear someone scream, don't stand there like an idiot or go to find them. Chances are they aren't coming back. Proceed to run in the opposite direction fast. Very, very fast.