Post by NumbuhInfinity on Mar 30, 2004 5:11:50 GMT
Didn't know whereelse to put this, so eh... By the way, this isn't meant to be taken seriously, it's all in good fun. Just name all the weird things, cliches, or unwritten "rules" of RPGs that you can think of.
- If you live in a medievalish setting in a small village, don't ever leave it, not even to run an errand. You might come back to find it burned.
- Villians like to tell you to shut up and fight. Of course, that won't stop them from rambling on and on about how they'll beat you or how their plan would be put into effect, during the battle.
- Don't panic if you see numbers bounce around during a fight.
- One of the final boss's favorite tactics is to come back to life as something bigger and uglier whenever you kill him.
- Villians desire to destroy the world, usually by means of learning a forbidden spell or gathering objects or summoning some big-arse meteor. Though when you finally face them you can very well see they can destroy the entire world, if not the entire solar system, on their own already....
- ... and don't be surprised to find the world and yourself still intact after he uses such an attack.
- Stay at a hotel for one night and you'll find all your wounds and illnesses gone.
- Stay at a hotel during the day and it will suddenly fade into night for 5 seconds, then becomes day again. Highly useful if there's a night-time event you don't want to go to or something.
- If you live in a medievalish setting in a small village, don't ever leave it, not even to run an errand. You might come back to find it burned.
- Villians like to tell you to shut up and fight. Of course, that won't stop them from rambling on and on about how they'll beat you or how their plan would be put into effect, during the battle.
- Don't panic if you see numbers bounce around during a fight.
- One of the final boss's favorite tactics is to come back to life as something bigger and uglier whenever you kill him.
- Villians desire to destroy the world, usually by means of learning a forbidden spell or gathering objects or summoning some big-arse meteor. Though when you finally face them you can very well see they can destroy the entire world, if not the entire solar system, on their own already....
- ... and don't be surprised to find the world and yourself still intact after he uses such an attack.
- Stay at a hotel for one night and you'll find all your wounds and illnesses gone.
- Stay at a hotel during the day and it will suddenly fade into night for 5 seconds, then becomes day again. Highly useful if there's a night-time event you don't want to go to or something.
