Stupid Video Game Quotes *Possible spoliers*

[cedric75]

We've seem 'em at least one time or another, quotes which are so stupid they either come off as comical or annoying. List them here.

Oh, and try to avoid quoting Zero Wing. "All your Base are Belong to Us" has been abused enough as it is. (Though I still find it funny sometimes)

Sonic Heroes had some very corny lines here. My personal favorites and popular ones are listed here...

"I want a closer look at the huge frog!" -Charmy
The Self Destruct switch conversation from Team Sonic. For those who haven't heard it's during Final Fortress, and it goes like this:

Sonic: Look guys! It's a self destruct switch! Get on it and press down!

*After Sonic, Tails and Knuckles step on it, it explodes with them narrowly escaping the blast by jumping*

Sonic: Never thought it would actually self destruct!
Knuckles: It's blown to pieces!
Tails: Wonder why it self destructed?

"Hey, where'd my team go?" - Big

There are others, but I'll list them later.

[sgamer82]

I don't think this really counts as a stupid line. But it's funny and it's the only thign that comes to mind off the bat.

It comes from the PS2 game, .hack//INFECTION. You meet a girl named Natsume who's seeking a particular item. When you give it to her, she promises to make herself available to join your party if you want her. However, she phrases this VERY badly.

NATSUME: I have nothing to offer you in return... except maybe myself!

I think that this, alone, is a large part of the game's "Mature Content" rating.

On a general note, in the .hack games, characters, when speaking, tend to put way too much emphasis on a particular phrase. The .hack series takes place within an MMORPG called simply "The World." Whenever characters in the game (whose voices you hear anyway) say "The World" it's like they stop to take a breath before saying it with as much emphasis as possible.

"That is how things work in THE WORLD."

"Thank you for playing THE WORLD."

That kinda thing.

ADD-ON:
Okay, I got a stupid quote now. It also comes from the .hack games (they're what I'm currently playing, so it's the freshest in my mind). as the game simulates Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games, your charactesr will often speak and run around on their own in towns. They dont' speak vocally at these times, just with little speech bubbles over their head.

One of your main characters, a girl named BlackRose, as she wanders aroudn town going to shops, will sometimes say:

BLACKROSE: "Do they sell magic at the Magic Shop?"

[OneEyedPimp20]

I think of one from Need For Speed Underground

"I trusted you and you want to take me on? See you on the streets, punk!" --Samantha

That's like a rudest thing that she ever said to me. Stupid Eddie letting me race a chick...