KND meets Courage the cowardly dog

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Nowhere, a smalltown lost somewhere in America.
In a desert and large field there's a little farm.
Three people living there: a farmer named Eustace, his wife Muriel and a purple dog named Courage.
Something strange happens there, something very strange.
This time Courage won't be alone in the fight...

"Stupid dog! You broke the tv cable!"
"Eustace! Don't be rude to Courage", said Muriel having relax on the rocking chair.
"Go outside and check out the problem!"
"I go I go", said Courage sadly, "I didn't break your stupid tv cable!"
Outside was cold, there was full moon and the wind whispered ugly: Courage started to shake on his tiny legs opening the tv cable box next to the backdoor.
He didn't start to check out the problem that something flashed him straight in his eyes: it was like a big round ray of light around him.
"Owooooooo!", screamed Courage shaking from the head to the feet.
Then five shadows came from the light, and a voice said....

"Excuse me, I think we're lost"

It was an english accent from a ten years old boy in company of four friends.
Courage stood still in front of them.
"Hey dude", said a boy with blonde hair coming out from the light, "Numbuh 1 said we're lost, could you help us please to find the road?"
"Eeeeyyyaaaargh!", screamed Courage.
"Oooh!", said a japanese girl with long black hair, "it's a purple fluffy tuffy duffy doggy! I love doggieees!"
"Don't tell me", said the blonde hair boy.
"Hey there!", said Eustace on the backdoor, "What happens here? We want quiet! Go away from my..."
"Eustace!", said Muriel looking at the five guys, "they're just five nice kids lost. Please children, why don't you come in?"
"Thanks ma'am", said the girl with the hat, "It's pretty cold outside tonight, uh?"
"Would you like a cup of milky tea and some cookies, children?"
"What kind of cookies?", said the boy with the goggles on his eyes.
"Hazelnut cookies with some chocolate drops"
"Yay! We like it!", said the japanese girl hugging deadly the poor Courage in her arms.
"Wait Muriel!", said Eustace, "They're strangers, they want to steal my tv! They broke the cable for stealing my tv!"
"Please sir, we're not thieves or criminals", said the bald boy with the english accent, "We are... the Kids Next Door!"

[Hello, I must be going!]

(Interesting... Sorry if i'm not so good... I'm new to this...)

"Me ain't care no nothing! Wait a... my favorite show is on! How can i watch my favorite show without cable?!!" Eustace said.

"No need to be rude... We just got lost" a boy with a sky-blue T-shirt said.

"Yea, Numbuh 2. Besides - we just want to ask for directions" said the boy with the blonde hair.

"So you're lost? You poor little children" Muriel said nicely and offered the kids some tea- "Would you like some tea? It's my special recepy"

"Why thank you, kind lady " a girl with a green sweater said.

Courage looked at the kids. He knew that they were good.

"STUPID DOG!!!! GO OUTSIDE AND FIX THE CABLE!!!" Eustace yelled at the dog.

"Awww!!! DOGGY!!!" said the girl with the green sweater and huged Courage

"Get your hands off my stupid dog, you stupid kid!" yelled Eustace.

[shadoboy]

I'll try it. It's also my first time in this things.

"Eustace! Don't yell to the kids"

Numbuh 3 was scratching Courage's belly "Who's the pretty doggie? Who's the pretty doggie?"

"Come on children, let's get in" said Muriel "I'll bake you the cookies I promised"

"Yay, cookies!" Said the five kids in unison as they and Muriel got in the house. Eustace just stared at them angrily "Stupid kids." Then he faced Courage "Fix the cable you stupid dog!" He entered.

Courage was about to work when he saw a shadowy man in the distance. After staring a little time the man... LIT FLAMES IN HIS OWN BODY!
"Eeeeyyyaaaargh!"

Courage ran inside the house pointing out and babbling

"What's the deal with this dog?" asked NUmbuh 4

"Oh, Wally, he's scared! What happened, little doggie?"

Courage transformed into a pink version of the man he saw, like he always did when trying to explain. Eustace pulled out a big, green scary mask. "BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!!"

[Hello, I must be going!]

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" yelled Courage and ran outside.

When he saw the man again, he ran inside.

"Poor doggie. Something scared him to deth" Numbuh 3 said and hugged Courage
"Or someone - look!" the boy with the black sunglasses said. He pointed at the window. Everyone saw the wierd man.

"Maybe it's one of them salesman. WE DON'T WANT ANY! " Eustace yelled and put down the curtain

"Now Eustace! Was that really nessesary?!" - Mureal was angry at her husband.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door.

"GO AWAY, YOU STUPID SALESMAN!" - Eustace yelled.

"Umm... Numbuh 5 thinks you shoulnd't have said that" - the girl with the red hat said.

Courage was shaking.

The door broke and the man walked in.

" KNOCK KNOCK" he said.

"Oh! Oh! I know that joke!" Numbuh 2 said.

[kukinhoagiennigie]

"Its' the man" said the man

"The man who?" giggled Numbuh 3.

"The manicure lady!" laughed the man. "Now AIN'T that funny!!!"

"Eh..u just said u were a man," said numbuh 1. "How could u be a manicure LADY if ur a man!"

"Look, I get those jokes from Billy's Barroom," said the man.

"They come up with the worst," said numbuh 2.

"Look, just let me in!" said the man.

"NO WAY!" said numbuh 1. "UR an adult, and over my dead body am I going to let you in! KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!!!!"

"Now, now," said Muriel, "let him in. Its not polite to attack visitors."

"Yes, lemme in!" said the man.

"Are u really the manicure lady?" said numbuh 3.

"I come close," said the man. It was Freaky Fred.

"But..what's with LADY!?" said numbuh 1.

"I needed a title," said Fred.

As they kept talking, they ignored the fact that Courage was screaming loud enough to drown out the noise of a plane.

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"So, you pretty children, whatcha gonna doo now?", said Freaky Fred with eyes lost in emptiness and pointing to the sector V.
"Man, it's the freakiest experience I ever had as a Kid Next Door!", said numbuh 2 to 4.
"Okay nuthead", said numbuh 4, "You have five seconds to leave the house and go to hell, or I'm gonna kick your filthy butt!"
"Ha ha ha!", laughed hysterically Fred, "We have a hero here... Hero here... Look at the alliteration... Hero... Here... Hero... Here..."
"It's totally gone", said numbuh 5 to 1, "What shall we do with him?"
"Let me talk with Fred", said numbuh 1, "If he tries to catch me or someone else be prepared and attack at my signal"
"Okay, we're with you numbuh 1", said numbuh 5 while Nigel was in front of the psycho.

Muriel was afraid, she thought that Fred was going to do something really freaky for his style.
"Well, Fred, could you please tell me what do you want"
"I'd like to play the barber shop", said Fred showing a big pair of rusty scissors, "And you, you bald turnip head, you won't play. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hold down those scissors", said Nigel.
"No I won't", said Fred.
"Do it"
"No"
"Do it!"
"No I WON'T!", said Fred taking Muriel as hostage.
"Oh my god!", screamed Muriel, while Courage came back and saw that terrible scene...

[sunnybunny]

"NOO!" screamed Courage and tried to bite Fred, but he kicked Courage with his leg.
"AUCHH!" screamed Courage.
"Aww, poor little doggie!" said Kuki and hugged Courage. "You´re gonna regret this, you mean, impolite man!" and she ran outside with tears in her eyes.
"What´s up with her?" Hoagie asked.
"Alright you stoopid freak, i´m gonna kick your stoopid butt!" Wally yelled and tried to punch Fred, but Nigel hold him back.
"What are ya doing, man?" asked Wally nervously.
"If you´ll go too close to him, he´ll hurt Muriel," Nigel replied.
"Yeah, that´s right.Now, if you don´t mind, I´ll go away with her," Fred laughed.
"Why do you wanna kidnap her?" Abby asked.
"I want to marry with her!" Fred laughed loudly and attempted to escape, but suddenly he stopped and screamed in pain.
Everybody looked behind Fred and there was Kuki standing with the T.H.U.M.P.E.R.

-Kids Next Door T.H.U.M.P.E.R.
Teddy
Hurling
Ultra
Microwave
Powered
Ejection
Rifle-

"I told you, you´re gonna regret this!" she yelled.
"Way to go, numbah 3!" Abby cheered.
"Hahahahaa, do you REALLY think that you ´re gonna stop me so easily?" Fred laughed and transformed into...THE FATHER!!!

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"Oh no!", everybody said.
"Are you surprised, Kids Next Door?", said Father, "What shall you do now?"
"Don't hurt the woman", said Nigel, "Leave her and discuss it with us!"
"I think I will", said Father while Eustace got angrier.
"Hey you boogeyman!", said the farmer, "That's my wife! She's mine!"
"Shut up you bald head!"
"What?"
"Are you deaf? I said SHUT UP YOU BALD HEAD!", screamed Father while Muriel was crying.
"Nobody calls me bald head!", said Eustace giving a punch on Father's nose.
Muriel finally left the take of Father and ran to the sector V.
"Mrs! Are you ok?", said Abby.
"I'm fine thanks", said Muriel.
Meanwhile, a great fight was happening between Father and Eustace.

"You human coal!", said Eustace kicking Father's knees.
"Ouch! You grumpy bald head!", said Father with a punch in the stomach.
"Numbuh One, we must do something!", said Kuki to Nigel.
In that moment, Courage came out and jumped over Eustace...

AAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

"Oh my God!", said everybody.
Courage opened his mouth and bite badly Father's neck.
Then the evil character fell down to the floor....

[sunnybunny]

Everybody was quiet.
"Is...is he...dead?" Hoagie asked nervously.
Abby went closer to Father to look if he´s still alive, but suddenly Father jumped up, grabbed numbuh 5 and ran out of the door.
"So long, Kids next door!" he yelled and jumped into a helicopter.
"NUMBUH 5!" Nigel shouted and watched as the helicopter took off. "We gotta save her!" he said and ran into the flying machine they came with.
"Numbuh 1, you know that the flying machine is broken!" Hoagie said.
"Then FIX IT!" Nigel shouted.
"Easy, numbuh 1, we´ll find another way to save her," Wally said.
"There´s no other way, you stupid boy! We´re in the middle of nowhere with no 2x4 technology!" Nigel yelled.
Kuki started to cry.
"Hey you there, come to see what I´ve got in my garage!" Eustage told.
"Oh yeah, probably some old rusty screwdrivers!" Nigel mumbled and walked into Eustage´s garage.
"Lookie-look!" Eustage said proudly and poked onto a really weird machine.
"What´s that?" Nigel asked.
"It´s my old plane. You know, I used to be a pilot when I was young, but when I got older, planes just weren´t my interests any more. But I still took care of my baby and now you can use it!" Estage told.
"This is...WONDERFUL!" Nigel said with tears in his eyes.
"Now go ahead, use it! But if you´ll break it, I´ll break your neck!" Eustage said.
"Umm...yeah, sure..." Nigel said.
"Numbuh 2, leave that junk behind and come here.We´ve got a plane to fly with!"
Hoagie, Nigel, Kuki and Wally jumped into the plane and took off.
"Bye-bye!" Kuki told.
"And thank you!" Nigel said.
"We´ll miss you!" Hoagie said drying his tears of happyness.
"That´s good, coz we won´t miss you!" Eustage mumbled. "What a stupid little brats!"

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Sector V jumped on the old plane and started the engines.
"I hope numbuh 5 won't be far from us", said Nigel, "We must save her!"
"Don't worry numbuh 1", said Hoagie driving crazy, "We got the necessary fuel to kick that black filthy butt of Father!"

Meanwhile, on Father's elicopter...
"Great job man", said Abby sarcastic to the villain.
"Thanks miss Lincoln", answered Father, "Once at my mansion Delightful Children will reserve you the right treatment"
"What kind of...", but Abby didn't finish listening to a silent moaning behind her.
"What the heck... Courage! It's you!"
"Ssssshhhh!", said the purple dog, "I'm gonna try to save you, even if I'm a little scared..."

[62]

Sector V was following Father in his ship very quickly, but suddenly they heard a BUMP BANG BANG and the plane started going out of control.

“Numbuh Two what are you using as fuel?!” asked Numbuh one in a panic
“Engine fuel, or engine oil, what else could I use?” started Numbuh Two but was interrupted.

Suddenly an older lady with a teapot popped up.

“Hello children, tea?” said Muriel.
“What are you doing here? And we don’t have time for tea! We’re falling right out of the sky!” said Numbuh One.

The plane was going down so fast that everyone was still having trouble hanging on to the plane.

“Lady where did you get that tea?” asked Numbuh Four.
“I got it out of one of those engine-type-things, engine oil’s the best flavoring after all” said the old lady.
“lady, are you out of your mind?!” said Numbuh Four.
“It dosen't matter, Putt the tea in the fuel tank! PUTT THE TEA IN THE FUEL TANK!” said Numbuh One slipping off the plane more.
“Ok Numbuh One, lalalalalalala lalalala” said Numbuh Three singing and holding on to the ship making her way to Muriel, she took the tea and threw it in the fuel tank while still holding on.

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Meanwhile, on Father's plane...

"Whatcha gonna do now?", said Abby to Courage.
"Look", holding two bananas in his tiny hands.
"Bananas???", said Abby, "You're gonna fight against Father with bananas?"
"Sorry, I couldn't find better", said the purple dog.
Father put the automatic pilot and went to Abby.
"Well, miss Lincoln, ten minutes right and we'll be at my mansion. Prepare yourself for the scariest shock treatment of your short life!"
"I don't think so!", said Courage jumping out.
"What! You tiny little bastard!", said Father getting angry, "I'm gonna burn you as a raspberry marshmallow right now!"
"Owoooooo!!!", screamed the dog shooting against him, using the bananas as guns.
"AAARGH! BANANAS!", yelled Father, "I HATE BANANAAAAS!"
"Go Courage go!", said Abby setting herself free from the ropes around her hands and legs.

"It's Father's plane! We got it!", said numbuh 1.
"Be careful children", said Muriel, "I'd like to have one more teacup with you all"
"Don't worry ma'am", said numbuh 2, "We'll have biscuits too!"
"There is no time for tea and biscuits", said numbuh 1, "Numbuh 3, numbuh 4, jump on the wing next us and go rescue Abby!"
"Ready!", said Wally and Kuky.

[sunnybunny]

They went into Father´s plane.
"Oooh, this is sooo nice from the inside!" Kuki said.
"Shhh!" Wally told and they hid behind a big box.Father was still fighting with Courage and Abby was cheering: "Gooo Courage!"
Numbahs 3 and 4 ran by her.
"Numbah 5, what are you doing?" Wally asked. "We have to get outta here!"
"Cmon, Courage!" Abby said and they escaped from the plane.
"Quick, into our plane!" Wally told.
"Oh no, you don´t!" Father yelled. "Teenage ninjas, it´s your time to shine!"
Cree and Chad appeared out of his plane.
"Well, well! If it isn´t little Abigail and the kids next dorks!" Cree laughed.
"What do you want from us?" Abby asked.
"We want to delightfulize you and the other KND operatives so teenagers and adults could take over the moonbase!" Chad said and shot Abby with a strange weapon.
"Ouch, that...hurt....Man, I feel so....sleepy..." Abby yawned and fell asleep.
"Now, it´s time for you to get into sleep, so we can transport you into the delightfulization chamber!" Cree said and ran by Hoagie.
"Hi...Cree!" Hoagie said and pulled the SPLANKER out of their plane.
"Ohh, how cute! You actually think you can stop me with your little toy?" Cree asked.
"Oh, yes, I can!" Hoagie said and hit Cree with it.
"Ouch, I´m blind!" Cree yelled and fell onto the ground.
"You can´t beat us so easily!" Chad shouted and shot numbuh 2 with the sleeping-weapon.
"Ohhh, I´ll get some sleep now!" Hoagie said and fell asleep, too.
"It´s time to put the other brats into bed,too!" Chad shouted.
"I wouldn´t be so sure about it!" Nigel said and hit Chad with the THUMPER.Chad mumbled something and fell onto the ground.
"Alright, numbuh one!" Wally cheered.
"Thank you numbuh 4.Now where´s Father?" Nigel asked.
"I saw him running into his mansion," Kuki told.
"Okay then, numbahs 3 and 4, you stay here and try to wake up the others.I´m gonna find out what the Father is up to!" Nigel said and went into the mansion.

[62]

While Numbuh One was looking for Father Numbuhs Three and Four were trying to wake the others up.

“Wake up!” shouted Numbuh Four.
“That won’t help, maybe if we pour some cold water on them they’ll wake up” said Numbuh Three Getting water and pouring it on Numbuh Two.
“Ahhhhhhh! Cold!” said Numbuh Two waking up.

Numbuh Two got up but Hit his head on the plane and fainted again.

“Well…that didn’t work” said Numbuh Three.

Numbuh Four Started slapping Numbuh Two and shaking him.

“Why won’t you wake up?!” screamed Numbuh Four.

Numbuh Three started poking Numbuh Five.

“Poke! Poke! I don’t know why she isn’t waking my mom dose this to wake me up and it always worked, poke! Poke!” said Numbuh Three.
“Hey Numbuh Two wake up! Why won’t you get up?!” shouted Numbuh Four.
“Maybe we should make lots of noise and they’ll wake up” said Numbuh Three.

Numbuhs Three and Four Started jumping up and down on the ship yelling random things.

[sunnybunny]

But that didn´t work either.
"Oh no! They will stay like this forever! Like that stoopid story which mom used to read me when I was smaller," numbuh 4 said.
"You mean...sleeping beauty? That was sooo nice and lovey-duvey story!" numbah 3 told.
"It was okay until that kissing part!" numbah 4 mumbled.
"Hey, that´s it!" Kuki said happily. "We have to kiss them and they will wake up!"
She already wanted to kiss numbah 2, but Wally pushed her away.
"Oops, my bad!" he blushed. "But that kissing thing is REALLY stoopid idea!"
"So...what shall we do then, mister genius?" Kuki asked.
"Hold on," numbah 4 said and pulled a chili dog out of numbah 2´s pocket. "That will certanly wake him up!"
Wally put chili dog close to Hoagie´s nose and he woke up immediately.
"Wow, a chili dog!" he yelled happily. "Man, my head hurts!"
"But what about numbah 5?" Kuki asked.
"Oh, I´m sure she has some kind of dreaming-buisness to do!" Hoagie said. "Did you get it? I said dreaming-buisness!"
"Man, where do you come up with this stuff?" Abby asked while waking up.
"Yaay, numbah 5!" Kuki cheered.