Post by katnumbuh778 on Nov 16, 2005 18:37:22 GMT
Ok first off sorry if this is in the wrong place but I tried the fanfiction area and it looked like it was only for KND fanfictions so I posted this here. feel free to move it.
(This isn't as ruse as it seems guys ^_~)
Ok here it is , well I was on MSN with my mate she gave me a link to this fanfiction and I read it and it sure fooled me, read on and see why it fooled me.
Some of the guys, both the good and evil, were sitting in a circle, comparing something.
“ Ohmigod, that is so out of the world!” Yamato gasped, “ Don’t tell me its real!”
“ Yes, it is real,” Wen bragged.
“ I so envy you!” Bull exclaimed in awe.
Just then, Joshua walked in.
“ Hey, what are you all talking about?” He asked curiosly.
“ This!” Bull pointed at it, “ It really can’t be real!”
“ I told you it is and it is,” Wen snapped exasperatedly, “ If you don’t believe me, I so welcome you to feel it.”
And so everybody did.
“ By all gods, it is real,” Berkhart gasped.
“ Yeah plus its so soft and clean…” Li started playing with it.
“ Okay, that’s enough touching,” Wen demanded, “ I just got out of the shower an hour ago.”
“ Big deal, I just came out of the shower fourty-five minutes ago, so mine’s cleaner!” Kain bragged.
“ Cool, let me feel!” Joshua said excitedly.
Feel he did.
“ Man, yours is nice and soft too!” He praised.
“ Alright everybody, here’s what we got so far,” Terry pulled out a notebook which he scribbled all the measurements on, “ Hahaha, Gray’s is the shortest!”
“ WTF?” Gray’s face was billowing with rage, “ Terry, you barely have any you girly man!”
“ So what, I bet Joshua’s is way shorter than mine!” Terry defended.
All stared at Joshua, then snickered.
“ Well still…the demon guy’s should be shorter!” Joshua pushed the insult to yet another person.
Coincidentally, Biarce happened to step in at the moment. “ Hi, so what are you people talking about me?”
“ See, his is the shortest!” Joshua snickered.
Biarce blushes. “ Wha—you think these things grow in hell? Well, if you want long, I’ll give you long! Prepare for the greatest views of your life!”
Joe followed in. “ Yo, dudes, check my mine out!”
“ AARGH! Unreal! Unreal!” Everyone screamed in unison, “ Lemme touch!”
They started shoving each other to be the first to touch Joe’s thing.
“ Guess what Joe, you’re my new idol!” Asadou chirped.
“ No, he’s my idol!” Berkhart butted in.
“ Now, now, its not how long it is, but how you used it,” Joe said in a know-it-all tone.
Biarce was really getting jealous. “ Pfuit, I think I’ll go to the surgeons now and have a new ridiculously long one transplanted! See ya, suckers!”
“ It must be glued on!” Bull desperately tried to pull it off, but it won’t budge.
“ Ouch, that really hurts!” Joe cried.
“ That’s not fair, I think mine is longer!” Wen started to swish his thing around.
“ Somebody get a ruler!” Yamato ordered, “ Oh wait, I have one.”
He started to measure Joe’s thing but was bonked in the head by Gray.
“ That’s not where it starts, its here!” He corrected the position for the cat boy.
“ Oh right,” Yamato grinned sheepishly.
Soon, the results on who’s is the longest of the BDA gang was about to be revealed…
Sadly for Wen, Joe’s HAIR is longer.
(This isn't as ruse as it seems guys ^_~)
Ok here it is , well I was on MSN with my mate she gave me a link to this fanfiction and I read it and it sure fooled me, read on and see why it fooled me.
Some of the guys, both the good and evil, were sitting in a circle, comparing something.
“ Ohmigod, that is so out of the world!” Yamato gasped, “ Don’t tell me its real!”
“ Yes, it is real,” Wen bragged.
“ I so envy you!” Bull exclaimed in awe.
Just then, Joshua walked in.
“ Hey, what are you all talking about?” He asked curiosly.
“ This!” Bull pointed at it, “ It really can’t be real!”
“ I told you it is and it is,” Wen snapped exasperatedly, “ If you don’t believe me, I so welcome you to feel it.”
And so everybody did.
“ By all gods, it is real,” Berkhart gasped.
“ Yeah plus its so soft and clean…” Li started playing with it.
“ Okay, that’s enough touching,” Wen demanded, “ I just got out of the shower an hour ago.”
“ Big deal, I just came out of the shower fourty-five minutes ago, so mine’s cleaner!” Kain bragged.
“ Cool, let me feel!” Joshua said excitedly.
Feel he did.
“ Man, yours is nice and soft too!” He praised.
“ Alright everybody, here’s what we got so far,” Terry pulled out a notebook which he scribbled all the measurements on, “ Hahaha, Gray’s is the shortest!”
“ WTF?” Gray’s face was billowing with rage, “ Terry, you barely have any you girly man!”
“ So what, I bet Joshua’s is way shorter than mine!” Terry defended.
All stared at Joshua, then snickered.
“ Well still…the demon guy’s should be shorter!” Joshua pushed the insult to yet another person.
Coincidentally, Biarce happened to step in at the moment. “ Hi, so what are you people talking about me?”
“ See, his is the shortest!” Joshua snickered.
Biarce blushes. “ Wha—you think these things grow in hell? Well, if you want long, I’ll give you long! Prepare for the greatest views of your life!”
Joe followed in. “ Yo, dudes, check my mine out!”
“ AARGH! Unreal! Unreal!” Everyone screamed in unison, “ Lemme touch!”
They started shoving each other to be the first to touch Joe’s thing.
“ Guess what Joe, you’re my new idol!” Asadou chirped.
“ No, he’s my idol!” Berkhart butted in.
“ Now, now, its not how long it is, but how you used it,” Joe said in a know-it-all tone.
Biarce was really getting jealous. “ Pfuit, I think I’ll go to the surgeons now and have a new ridiculously long one transplanted! See ya, suckers!”
“ It must be glued on!” Bull desperately tried to pull it off, but it won’t budge.
“ Ouch, that really hurts!” Joe cried.
“ That’s not fair, I think mine is longer!” Wen started to swish his thing around.
“ Somebody get a ruler!” Yamato ordered, “ Oh wait, I have one.”
He started to measure Joe’s thing but was bonked in the head by Gray.
“ That’s not where it starts, its here!” He corrected the position for the cat boy.
“ Oh right,” Yamato grinned sheepishly.
Soon, the results on who’s is the longest of the BDA gang was about to be revealed…
Sadly for Wen, Joe’s HAIR is longer.