Funny Stuff (Contains not-so-child-friendly stuff)

[charliee]

i thought it would be good to have a thread where you can say jokes and talk about stuff you fine funny


[Edit by 1024: Modified the title with a warning. I think we're getting too immoral.]

[katnumbuh778]

Good Idea.

[Numbuh 1024]

I don't know why but this reminds me of my funny pictures thread.

[charliee]

this can be anything funny not just pictures

[katnumbuh778]

blog.drecom.jp/reiko-channel/img/688/DrunkCat.jpg

xD. Its a drunken Kitty.

[katnumbuh778]

xDDDD. OMG! That made me laugh so much. I must tell my mates at school that tomorrow.

Heres something else I found.

I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious.


It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine.


It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.


It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.
Did that lady notice it?
You blush and hope she couldn't.

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes blokes quite distraught.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught.

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick wank does relieve.

Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete.

The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices.

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male.

[katnumbuh778]

Its ok.

xD. That was good. I'll try and find something else.

I thought that thing I posted about the joy of having a penis would sicken you out..not that I wanted to sick you out.

[charliee]

i don't get grossed out easily

[katnumbuh778]

Oh , thats ok then.

[k34]

That was so stupid and hilarious XD

[SAVE_US.WBTC]

Now for some really tasteless Princess Diana jokes:

Q: What do Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall.

Q: What do Princess Di and Freddie Mercury have in common?
A: Both had to die to get away from Queen.

Q: What did the Queen buy Fergie for her birthday?
A: A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris.

Q: Why did Dody Fayed want his bodyguard driving?
A: He was afraid someone might try to kill them.

Q: Why was Di's car going so fast?
A: She was late for her flying lesson with John Denver.

[Numbuh 1024]

New joke.

Question at Radio Kabul.
"Is it true that Osama Bin (Laden) is related to Recycle Bin?"
ROFL!

[katnumbuh778]

Kris , Heh I know. xD

Webuiltthiscity: xD. Lol funny..


1024: I didn't really find that funny..

[Numbuh 1024]

Osama Bin - Recycle bin? You know, trash can?

[katnumbuh778]

Yes I got it , it didn't make me laugh..