Any good KND and non-KND quotes?

[numbah13]

Yah...I'm collecting quotes...

Here are some of my faves:
"Beware the evil, destructive ... thingy ... whatchamacallits!" ~in a KND fic
"Hey, i know where this is going! No...wait...I guess I don't know where this is going..." ~Cosmo, Fairly Oddparents
"Let's take over the world!" "BOOOOORRRRRRIINNNNNG! We do that every day!" ~Zim/GIR, Invader Zim
"All he knows is that his name is Wallabee and that tacos are good." "AH DON'T LIKE TACOS!!!" ~DCFDTL/Numbah 4, in a fic
"Stop blowing holes in me ship!" ~Jack Sparrow, PoC

And the most true quote I have ever read...*sniffs*
"To hell with being careful!" ~Darren Shan

Sooo....those are just some of my fave quotes.

[numbuh6]

here are mine!
"Ed what were you thinking!""absoulutly nothing double d"~Edd/Ed from Ed,Edd,n Eddy
"quick go tell numbuh 4 to turn the truck around""i am numbuh4"~ numbuh1/4 from KND (duh!)
"hot and cold,fast and slow, choclate and medicen""bugs and trucks!"~tommy/phil from the rugrats
"ya like i want to spend my free time petting a goat"~numbuh1 from KND
there are mine not all of them all the ones i could think of

[ilovenumbuhfour]

I know a ton of quotes!

From Codename: Kids Next Door:

"Yeah Numbuh 1, they never splash around or do cannonballs!"- Numbuh 2
"Or they don't scream REALLY LOUD like this.." -Numbuh 3
"Or they don't dunk eachother under the water!" -Numbuh 4 (pushing Numbuh 3 down)

"Numbuh 5 has a plan!" -Numbuh 5

"Why are we in the kiddy pool!?" -Numbuh 1
"Because the water's nice and warm!?" -Numbuh 3 (every one looks in the water)

"Alright, I have a plan! First Numbuh 3 will.. Hey! Where's Numbuh 3?" -Numbuh 1
"At the snack bar!" -Numbuh 4
"Numbuh 5 ordered nachos!" -Numbuh 5

"Excuse me! We don't give ice cream cones to the enemy! Hey, what'd you get me?" -Numbuh 1
"Nothing! HAHA!" -Numbuh 3


"There's no way I'm spending the rest of my life on Pluto with a bunch of girls!" -Numbuh 4

"Numbuh 4! I'm glad you're safe! I thought you went to Pluto!" -Numbuh 3 (hugging Numbuh 4)

"So long Kids Next Meal!" -Delightful Children

"But I like m-my stupid friends!" -Numbuh 1

"That was funny! Do it again!" -Numbuh 3

"I don't want toys... I WANT REVENGE!" -Numbuh 3

"...I love you..." -Numbuh 4 *Mr. Huggykins*
"YAY! Say it again!" -Numbuh 3
"Don't push your luck!" -Numbuh 4

"Finally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!" -Numbuh 5


Non KND Quotes

"I'm glad you learned your leason Spongebob. Hero worship is unhealthy. Comeon Jeffrey!" -Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

(Cosmo) "You've gained weight..."
(Wanda) "You know, we can still lie to each other!"
(Cosmo) "Yeah, I know..." [FOP]

(Timmy) "You were right Cosmo! ...you were right?"
(Cosmo) "Wow! One in a row! It's a new record!" [FOP]

(Cosmo) "You've only been gone 15 seconds! Do you think you're Dad will notice?"
[later on]
(Timmy's Dad) "Timmy! Where were you!? There was a 15 second period when I had no idea where you were!!" (FOP)

(Cosmo) "Because if there actually was a meteor actually about to hit town, you'd atcually here this... AHHH! There's a meteor about to hit town! We're all going to die!!!" (FOP)

I know more too!

[numbah13]

I have a few more!

Dib: ARMS!!!!! LEGS!!!!!!! NOODLES!!!!!!
Gaz: Yep, he's crazy - haven't you noticed?

GIR: (controlling walking house0 Lalala!
Zim: GIR! Why don't you listen to your master for once! Stop rampaging around town trying to find a giant taco!
GIR: (stops) Hey you're right. Maybe I should find a giant burrito too! (jumps around)

Cosmo: La cucaracha, la cucaracha! En enchilada bla bla bla bla! La cucaracha! La cucaracha! En enchilada bla bla bla bla bla!!!!

And a real-life quote:
Emma: You're crazy.
Kyle: Not crazy, just a little unwell.
Me: *whispers to Emma* Ever since some fifth-graders spilled hot choc all over his face, he's never been the same...
Kyle: *walking backwards* Do the moonwalk, do the moonwalk...

[ilovenumbuhfour]

More Non-KND quotes:

"We could do without the name calling! Thank you very much; Used Napkin!" -Spongebob

"Aww! I got dead again!" -Patrick

"Aren't you supposed to be stupid somewhere else?" -Sandy
"Not until 4..." -Patrick

(Tuck picks up the phone)
(Tuck) "Hi, Mrs. Wakeman? It’s Tuck from next door…"
(Jenny) "Okay, okay, you can stay."
(Tuck) "Pin the tail on the donkey?"
(Jenny) "Ok!"
(Tuck; making up a quick lie) "I just wanted to say... I love you."
(Mrs. Wakeman) "Excuse me?"
(Tuck hangs up) [My Life as a Teenage Robot]

(Tuck) "Excuse me, we're taking about an evil robot cyborg, not Jenny!" (bats eyelashes) [MLaaTR]

(Tuck) "AHHHHHHHH!!"
(Brad) "What's all that screaming?"
(Tuck stops screaming)
(Tuck) "That's me....."
(Brad) "No, I mean down there..."
(Tuck) "They look like ants..."
(Brad) "Frantic, screaming ants..." [MLaaTR]

(Mr. Krabs) "I want my mommy Mr. Squidward!!" [SBSP]

(Patrick) "It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs!"
(Mr. Krabs) "Patrick, your fired!"
(Patick) "But I don't even work here!"
(Mr. Krabs) "Would you like a job, starting now?"
(Patrick) "Would I!!"
(Mr. Krabs) "You're fired!" [SBSP]

[on Opposite Day]

(Gary) "Meow"
(Spongebob) "Gary! Where's your holiday spirt?"
(Gary) "Woof!" [SBSP]

(Principal Waxelplax) "Crocker! What is the meaning of this fork in my fanny!?"
(Crocker) "Ah, it's Cupid's fork! Of love! I LOVE YOU!"
(Principal Waxelplax) "Oh... this is so sudden... and... unwanted!" [FOP]

(Timmy's Dad) "And look at all of this cool daughter stuff! I'd be crushed if we had a son!"
(Timmy) "Well, that explains the pink hat!"
(Cosmo) "And all of these baby pictures of you in dresses!" [FOP]

(Chip) "Sometimes it's hard to be famous... and talented..."
(Timmy) "And delicious!"
(Chip) "What?"
(Timmy) "Uh, my dad said that..." [FOP]

(Timmy) "Everyone is laughing at me because my parents care too much! 'Brush your teeth! Turn out the lights, bathe!'"
[Cosmo mumbles with acorns in his mouth]
(Wanda) "That's right Cosmo! Well Timmy, it just means they love you!" [FOP]

(Timmy's Mom) "So guys is calling saying that he's Timmy!"
(Timmy's Dad) "Wow, that's creepy! And inaccurate! We know that Timmy was taken to school by his loving babysitter Vicky!"

[numbuhsix]

here's some from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

{mandy} We better get going, Grim. Billy just ate his left foot.
{sailor guy} What flavor were she, boy?
{billy} CHOCOLAAATE!!!

{irwin} What's his name?
{billy} He hasn't told me yet.
{irwin} Well, you gotta call him SOMETHING!
{billy} We'll call him........... Pif!
{irwin} Pif?!

and here's some from Ed, Edd, N Eddy:

{ed} Lots of hurt, hold the onions!

{ed} I claim this planet in the name of Ed, bringer of bacon!

{ed} The patient has suffered a penelope to his head, as well as a major gash in his, uh... upper tube-veiny thing.

{ed} Baby sister is all cuddly, like Dad's bushy ears!

{ed} Dial me for LOVE!

{ed} Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call you back!

{rolf} Do I need to hold your hand, Nincompoop?
{ed} Nope, went before we got here, Boss!

{ed} Next!
{kevin} Touch me with that broom and I'll tear off your eyebrow.

{ed} It was their idea Rolf as they wanted to be the best chickens they could be! Bless their little giblets...

[Numbuh 278]

uhh... why in the world numbuhsix did you bring back a topic from 2 years ago...

[numbuhsix]

what're you talking about?

[Numbuh 278]

numbuhsix said:

what're you talking about?

you posted in a topic that hadn't been posted in since october 2003...

[Vivi (ghostly lurker)]

wow what an old thread! (and I'm stoopid enough to reply to it too )

[362]

cosmo-the good news is I named my nikel philip!
alien-what's the bad news?
Cosmo- It's a girl nikel!

I'll find more I just don't got enough time right now

[numbuh778kat]

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! (Simpsons)

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman! (Simpsons)

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend. (Simpsons)

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) (Simpsons)

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. (Simpsons)

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. (Simpsons)

I have many more If you want to hear some more.

[digigirl02]

Here is one of my fav. KND quotes:
"Right, and when are the men in the white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?"-numbuh 2 in end.