Post by victor on Oct 5, 2006 19:12:28 GMT
Hello everyone, today I willl interview Professor XXXL
Location:Penthouse on Planet Fichina, Lylat System
Time:12: 35 P.M standard Fichinan Time
A plothole open and Professor XXXL lands on the sofa, Alpha 98 is sitting on the couch facing him.
XXXL:Is this an insane interview?
Victor AKA Alpha 98: Yes.....
XXXL:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OK. done.
Vic:Okay! Why do you wear clothing that is XXXL?
Professor: Well its a long story, it happened when i was 15 years and I was an addict to cheeseburgers, my mom told me if I ate that much, all the fat will make me look bad and it did, but it never harmed me emotionally.......
Vic:Um.... how come you get different parts of animals on the show.
Professor: It was like an accident with an experiment when I was doing some research with animal DNA, the vials exploded randomly and my DNA somehow got altered. Its kinda freaky since I change forms everyday.
Vic: What's your dream other than making the perfect ice cream cone?
Professor: Discover the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, which is not 42.
Vic: Okay.... what...........................
Professor:AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!! My Sleeen. I think something bad is gonna happen to us right now!!!!!!!!!!!
Vic:What could happen to us...
A plothole opens and Lucy Hare comes out.
Lucy:Who wants to learn astrophysics?
Vic and the Professor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
After 6 long hours of boring astrophysics which was really boring after having to hear everything about black holes, White Holes, plasma, nuclear fusion, sunspots and everything else said, the interview returns to normal as Lucy Hare leaves.
Vic:That was boring...........
Professor:Really boring.
A plothole open and Shadow the Hedgehog come out of it.
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Vic: This is my penthouse!
Shadow:CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
The whole building gets destoyed and Shadow gets arrested and is forced to work 679 Hours of community service in Fichina. The two of us somehow survived the explosion and are alive with no cuts or anyting harmful............
The Professor and Vic put on black sunglasses, Vic takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black
FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!
Bye.
Location:Penthouse on Planet Fichina, Lylat System
Time:12: 35 P.M standard Fichinan Time
A plothole open and Professor XXXL lands on the sofa, Alpha 98 is sitting on the couch facing him.
XXXL:Is this an insane interview?
Victor AKA Alpha 98: Yes.....
XXXL:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OK. done.
Vic:Okay! Why do you wear clothing that is XXXL?
Professor: Well its a long story, it happened when i was 15 years and I was an addict to cheeseburgers, my mom told me if I ate that much, all the fat will make me look bad and it did, but it never harmed me emotionally.......
Vic:Um.... how come you get different parts of animals on the show.
Professor: It was like an accident with an experiment when I was doing some research with animal DNA, the vials exploded randomly and my DNA somehow got altered. Its kinda freaky since I change forms everyday.
Vic: What's your dream other than making the perfect ice cream cone?
Professor: Discover the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything, which is not 42.
Vic: Okay.... what...........................
Professor:AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!! My Sleeen. I think something bad is gonna happen to us right now!!!!!!!!!!!
Vic:What could happen to us...
A plothole opens and Lucy Hare comes out.
Lucy:Who wants to learn astrophysics?
Vic and the Professor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
After 6 long hours of boring astrophysics which was really boring after having to hear everything about black holes, White Holes, plasma, nuclear fusion, sunspots and everything else said, the interview returns to normal as Lucy Hare leaves.
Vic:That was boring...........
Professor:Really boring.
A plothole open and Shadow the Hedgehog come out of it.
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Vic: This is my penthouse!
Shadow:CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
The whole building gets destoyed and Shadow gets arrested and is forced to work 679 Hours of community service in Fichina. The two of us somehow survived the explosion and are alive with no cuts or anyting harmful............
The Professor and Vic put on black sunglasses, Vic takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black
FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!
Bye.
