Post by victor on Mar 24, 2006 21:06:35 GMT
Hello Everyone. Today I shall interview Father.
Location:Hamilton, Bermuda Islands, My private manor.
Time:1:45 P.M
A plothole opens and Father falls to a couch in my living room. I am Alpha 98.
Me: *I take out a S.O.A.P.P with 26 Plasma Bullets and points it at Father* Welcome to Bermuda Mr. Wigglestein.
Father: I've heard of you! You're those sick and insane interviewers, correct?
Me: Sure!
Father: And why I am here?
Me: To get inteviewed.
Father in Luke Skywalker Style:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: Cut the drama! What is your favorite videogame?
Father: My favorite videogame is uhhhhhhhhhhh..... 007: Nightfire for the PS2!
Me: Who is your favorite child?
Father: Clarissa.
Me: Why?
Father: Because she is evil!But of course, she passes the normal evil level which is 560%
Me:Who do you hate the most?
Father: Mr. Boss! Who does he think he is anyway. He is the worst villian ever seen. He can't even shoot an AK-47!
Me: What do you think of the KND Plasma Guns?
Father: They are amazing. Just look at the S.O.A.P.P. Plasma that is inside a bullet and Hydrogen springs and pistons! New tech combined with old tech.
Me: How did you get rich?
Father: I inherited all the money from a dead uncle of mine!
A plot hole opens and Shadow the Hedgehog comes.
Shadow:CHAOS BLAST!!!!
Father: F***en S****
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Since The two of us got blown again. We were taken to the hospital were have to get recovered. I got a platinum loyalty card and it gives me a nice discount. Father lost one of his kidneys, and a doctor gave him a fresh new one.
The interview is over. *Takes out memory flashy thingy from Men In Black.*
FLASH
Bye.
Location:Hamilton, Bermuda Islands, My private manor.
Time:1:45 P.M
A plothole opens and Father falls to a couch in my living room. I am Alpha 98.
Me: *I take out a S.O.A.P.P with 26 Plasma Bullets and points it at Father* Welcome to Bermuda Mr. Wigglestein.
Father: I've heard of you! You're those sick and insane interviewers, correct?
Me: Sure!
Father: And why I am here?
Me: To get inteviewed.
Father in Luke Skywalker Style:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: Cut the drama! What is your favorite videogame?
Father: My favorite videogame is uhhhhhhhhhhh..... 007: Nightfire for the PS2!
Me: Who is your favorite child?
Father: Clarissa.
Me: Why?
Father: Because she is evil!But of course, she passes the normal evil level which is 560%
Me:Who do you hate the most?
Father: Mr. Boss! Who does he think he is anyway. He is the worst villian ever seen. He can't even shoot an AK-47!
Me: What do you think of the KND Plasma Guns?
Father: They are amazing. Just look at the S.O.A.P.P. Plasma that is inside a bullet and Hydrogen springs and pistons! New tech combined with old tech.
Me: How did you get rich?
Father: I inherited all the money from a dead uncle of mine!
A plot hole opens and Shadow the Hedgehog comes.
Shadow:CHAOS BLAST!!!!
Father: F***en S****
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Since The two of us got blown again. We were taken to the hospital were have to get recovered. I got a platinum loyalty card and it gives me a nice discount. Father lost one of his kidneys, and a doctor gave him a fresh new one.
The interview is over. *Takes out memory flashy thingy from Men In Black.*
FLASH
Bye.
