Post by KCG, M.D. on Oct 3, 2005 0:37:09 GMT
“Take this, Delightful Losers!” screamed a bald, British kid
as he round-housed a… Giant Robot?! Inside of this robot
were 5 horrible, almost… identically dressed, children,
laughing at their attacker’s lame attempt to slow them
down.
“Oh, give it up, Nigel!” they said at the same time,
grabbing hold of his ankles and lifting him up to their face
level, “You know that this time, with our new SUPER
TOTALLY INDISTRUCTABLE ROBOT, YOU CAN’T BEAT US!
MWAHAHAHA!”
They continued laughing, not noticing a sort of signal that
their attacker was giving to someone. On the other side
of them, an African American girl with a red cap on, ran up
from behind and shoved a miniature cereal box onto their
robots back.
--
Kids Next Door: ELECTRODE
Electronically
Loaded
Edible
Cereal
Target
Really
Overloads
Delightful
Enemy
--
“Hiya!” she screamed, activating her jetpack. She flew
off the robot and landed amongst her friends.
The children in the robot screamed, “Abby Lincoln! What
did you do!?” before their robot was electrocuted and fell
to the ground, making it impossible for them to escape.
In Abby’s group of friends, the first one, Nigel Uno,
nodded and gave her a thumbs-up, a good thing to
receive from the leader of the group. Her second friend,
Hoagie Gilligan, came up behind her and patted her on the
back.
“Great job, Numbuh 5!” He said, trying hard not to
laugh, “That performance was… electrifying!” His attempts
to not laugh were in vain, for he started laughing
hysterically the second that statement was made. Abby’s
response to this was simple. She hit him in the back of
the head with her cap. He sulked away, rubbing the back
of his head.
Her third friend, Kuki Sanban was jumping up and down
over and over again,
“NUMBUH5NUMBUH5NUMBUH5THATWASSOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOL!”
She kept talking but the rest decided to ignore her, as
they usually do when she gets sugar high.
Her fourth and final friend, Wally Beetles, jumped up and
punched the air, screaming, “Yea-hah! You totally beat
the CRUD outta them!”
As she was still getting congratulated, nobody noticed
that behind them, the Delightful Children were slowly
getting up. They, as quietly as they could in a giant robot,
snuck up behind the red-capped girl, and quickly picked
her up with their robots claws. Around her neck. Abby
was trying her hardest to keep breathing, but the metal
around her throat was to strong, making it impossible.
Pretty soon, she was near unconsciousness.
“Cut it out!” screamed Numbuh 2, glad that the goggles
were hiding his tears, “You’re going to kill her!” The evil 5
children just laughed,
“No, no, Hogarth. We are merely going to knock her
out!”
As they said this, the other claw pressed the button on
Numbuh 5’s jetpack, causing it to turn on, “And see how
far this jetpack can REALLY go!” They let go of Abby. And
in her last minute of consciousness, she heard a distant
scream.
“AAAABBBBBYYYY!!!!” She heard this as she quickly flew
towards the forest floor, passing out before she even hit
the ground.
as he round-housed a… Giant Robot?! Inside of this robot
were 5 horrible, almost… identically dressed, children,
laughing at their attacker’s lame attempt to slow them
down.
“Oh, give it up, Nigel!” they said at the same time,
grabbing hold of his ankles and lifting him up to their face
level, “You know that this time, with our new SUPER
TOTALLY INDISTRUCTABLE ROBOT, YOU CAN’T BEAT US!
MWAHAHAHA!”
They continued laughing, not noticing a sort of signal that
their attacker was giving to someone. On the other side
of them, an African American girl with a red cap on, ran up
from behind and shoved a miniature cereal box onto their
robots back.
--
Kids Next Door: ELECTRODE
Electronically
Loaded
Edible
Cereal
Target
Really
Overloads
Delightful
Enemy
--
“Hiya!” she screamed, activating her jetpack. She flew
off the robot and landed amongst her friends.
The children in the robot screamed, “Abby Lincoln! What
did you do!?” before their robot was electrocuted and fell
to the ground, making it impossible for them to escape.
In Abby’s group of friends, the first one, Nigel Uno,
nodded and gave her a thumbs-up, a good thing to
receive from the leader of the group. Her second friend,
Hoagie Gilligan, came up behind her and patted her on the
back.
“Great job, Numbuh 5!” He said, trying hard not to
laugh, “That performance was… electrifying!” His attempts
to not laugh were in vain, for he started laughing
hysterically the second that statement was made. Abby’s
response to this was simple. She hit him in the back of
the head with her cap. He sulked away, rubbing the back
of his head.
Her third friend, Kuki Sanban was jumping up and down
over and over again,
“NUMBUH5NUMBUH5NUMBUH5THATWASSOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOL!”
She kept talking but the rest decided to ignore her, as
they usually do when she gets sugar high.
Her fourth and final friend, Wally Beetles, jumped up and
punched the air, screaming, “Yea-hah! You totally beat
the CRUD outta them!”
As she was still getting congratulated, nobody noticed
that behind them, the Delightful Children were slowly
getting up. They, as quietly as they could in a giant robot,
snuck up behind the red-capped girl, and quickly picked
her up with their robots claws. Around her neck. Abby
was trying her hardest to keep breathing, but the metal
around her throat was to strong, making it impossible.
Pretty soon, she was near unconsciousness.
“Cut it out!” screamed Numbuh 2, glad that the goggles
were hiding his tears, “You’re going to kill her!” The evil 5
children just laughed,
“No, no, Hogarth. We are merely going to knock her
out!”
As they said this, the other claw pressed the button on
Numbuh 5’s jetpack, causing it to turn on, “And see how
far this jetpack can REALLY go!” They let go of Abby. And
in her last minute of consciousness, she heard a distant
scream.
“AAAABBBBBYYYY!!!!” She heard this as she quickly flew
towards the forest floor, passing out before she even hit
the ground.
