Post by fox on Jun 18, 2007 23:55:08 GMT
Hello again!!! Its me again and another interview is now!! Todays guests are Rachel McKenzie and Darth Vader!
Lightsabers. Check. Arwing. Check. Plasma Auto Rifle. Check. Arwing. Check.
Location: Unknown
Time: 4:00 P.M
Wind Speed: 45 Knots.
Rachel and Darth Vader come out of a plothole.
Vader: *At Rachel.* Padme? Padme, is that you?
Rachel: No... She's dead.
Vader: Oh.
Vic: Welcome to my Interview.
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vic: Shut up!!!
Vader shuts up.
Vic: Good, now I have questions to ask you now and are you ready now?
Vader: Uhh... yes.
Rachel: No.
Vic: OK. Vader, why are you asking every girl if its Padme?
Vader: Padme's alive and I know it. I can feel her presence in the Force.
Vic: Ok... now, why did you cut your VERY own son's hand?
Vader: He refused to join me.
*Start flashback*
Stitch: He told me enough!
Vader: No Stitch! I am your Father.
Stitch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Really?
Vader: No, I just like messing your mind up.
Stitch: Oh.. *leaves*
Luke comes in with his hand cut off and does the scene.
Vader: Luke. I am your Father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That's not true!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Throws himself.*
Vader: Luke.
*End Flashback*
Vic: OK.. Rachel, is it true that you and Nigel are going out together?
Rachel: Yes. We are.. you should see the resort pictures.
At the Sector V Treehouse..
Nigel feels an abnomality.
Numbuh 5: What's wrong?
Numbuh 1: I feel an abnomality in the Force, whatever that is.
Numbuh 5: Oh.
The Delightful Children pop out with their new RRDM.
Delightfuls: Hello Nigel!
Numbuh 1: AAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAHHH! *Takes out AK-47*
Delightfuls: Oops. Can we settle this with a nice, cup of hot tea?
Numbuh 1: DIE!!!!
Nigel fires his AK-47. The bullets fly to the machine and blow it up to buhmillion bits. The DC are on the ground with their bones broken.
Delightfuls: Please spare us, Nigel, we didn't really mean it.
Numbuh 1: Good-Bye!!!!!!!
The scene were Nigel shooting the DC has been removen for your protection.
The DC were now a bloody pulpy mess.
Rachel: See the pictures... *Shows the pictures*
Vader: Uh.. these is just plain weird and Nigel has a big butt. *Breathes*
Vic: I noticed that...
Kuki comes with her blue lightsaber.
Kuki: Rainbow Monkeys! I already have the Jedi Rainbow Monkey and the Dark Jedi Rainbow Monkey, And the Sith Rainbow and the Darth Vader Rainbow Monkey.
Kuki shows the Darth Vader Rainbow Monkey which is black with blue eyes, the mask, and a pink lightsaber. This angers Darth Vader.
Vader: Force Choke! *Uses Force Choke on Kuki*
Kuki: Ugh... ack ack! GASP!!! Ugh.. ughh.... CRACK! *Dies*
Vic: Oh my God! He killed Kuki.
Wally comes out of nowhere.
Wally: YOU BASTARDS!! *Leaves.*
Lilo and Stitch come.
Lilo: Stitch, I told we're lost..
Stitch: I know where we going.
Lilo: *Sigh*
Darth Sidious comes out of a plothole.
Stitch: Stay back! *Activates Lightsabers*
Darth Sidious: Were's my money?
Stitch: To the place I'm sending you!
Sidious: The bank?
Stitch: No.
Sidious: To get a money order?
Stitch: NO!
Sidious: To get a check?
Stitch: No, lets get over this, shall we?
Sidious: All right!
Vader: Master! Let me join you!
Vic: I'll join ya!
Vic takes out a double-bladed Lightsaber while Lilo, out of nowhere takes out a Saber Gauntlet.
Vic: Sword against sword. Like real Knights.
Sidious and Vader: Nobody teaches us History.
*Plays Duel of the Fates*
Shadow the Hedgehog comes out of a plothole.
Shadow: Revenge!! CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!!
Vic, Lilo, Sidious and Vader: HOLY!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
After that, we were taken to the hospital... Vader needed to get reconstructed by that, I mean his armor. Sidious needed a kidney and liver transplant. Lilo, broke her Funny Bone, Ribs, Pelvis, and her legs. While I, Vic broke my legs, arms, and nose... Stitch managed to survive.
Hospital.
Nurse: Guys, you have visitor.
Stitch: Hello guys!
Everyone: Hello Stitch.
Stitch: How are you today?
Vic: Pissed off, exploded, blasted, squashed, and plasma'd!
Stitch: Oh. Can I end the interview?
Vic: Sure.
Stitch puts black singlasses and takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black.
FLASH!
Stitch: Bye.
Lightsabers. Check. Arwing. Check. Plasma Auto Rifle. Check. Arwing. Check.
Location: Unknown
Time: 4:00 P.M
Wind Speed: 45 Knots.
Rachel and Darth Vader come out of a plothole.
Vader: *At Rachel.* Padme? Padme, is that you?
Rachel: No... She's dead.
Vader: Oh.
Vic: Welcome to my Interview.
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vic: Shut up!!!
Vader shuts up.
Vic: Good, now I have questions to ask you now and are you ready now?
Vader: Uhh... yes.
Rachel: No.
Vic: OK. Vader, why are you asking every girl if its Padme?
Vader: Padme's alive and I know it. I can feel her presence in the Force.
Vic: Ok... now, why did you cut your VERY own son's hand?
Vader: He refused to join me.
*Start flashback*
Stitch: He told me enough!
Vader: No Stitch! I am your Father.
Stitch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Really?
Vader: No, I just like messing your mind up.
Stitch: Oh.. *leaves*
Luke comes in with his hand cut off and does the scene.
Vader: Luke. I am your Father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That's not true!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Throws himself.*
Vader: Luke.
*End Flashback*
Vic: OK.. Rachel, is it true that you and Nigel are going out together?
Rachel: Yes. We are.. you should see the resort pictures.
At the Sector V Treehouse..
Nigel feels an abnomality.
Numbuh 5: What's wrong?
Numbuh 1: I feel an abnomality in the Force, whatever that is.
Numbuh 5: Oh.
The Delightful Children pop out with their new RRDM.
Delightfuls: Hello Nigel!
Numbuh 1: AAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAHHH! *Takes out AK-47*
Delightfuls: Oops. Can we settle this with a nice, cup of hot tea?
Numbuh 1: DIE!!!!
Nigel fires his AK-47. The bullets fly to the machine and blow it up to buhmillion bits. The DC are on the ground with their bones broken.
Delightfuls: Please spare us, Nigel, we didn't really mean it.
Numbuh 1: Good-Bye!!!!!!!
The scene were Nigel shooting the DC has been removen for your protection.
The DC were now a bloody pulpy mess.
Rachel: See the pictures... *Shows the pictures*
Vader: Uh.. these is just plain weird and Nigel has a big butt. *Breathes*
Vic: I noticed that...
Kuki comes with her blue lightsaber.
Kuki: Rainbow Monkeys! I already have the Jedi Rainbow Monkey and the Dark Jedi Rainbow Monkey, And the Sith Rainbow and the Darth Vader Rainbow Monkey.
Kuki shows the Darth Vader Rainbow Monkey which is black with blue eyes, the mask, and a pink lightsaber. This angers Darth Vader.
Vader: Force Choke! *Uses Force Choke on Kuki*
Kuki: Ugh... ack ack! GASP!!! Ugh.. ughh.... CRACK! *Dies*
Vic: Oh my God! He killed Kuki.
Wally comes out of nowhere.
Wally: YOU BASTARDS!! *Leaves.*
Lilo and Stitch come.
Lilo: Stitch, I told we're lost..
Stitch: I know where we going.
Lilo: *Sigh*
Darth Sidious comes out of a plothole.
Stitch: Stay back! *Activates Lightsabers*
Darth Sidious: Were's my money?
Stitch: To the place I'm sending you!
Sidious: The bank?
Stitch: No.
Sidious: To get a money order?
Stitch: NO!
Sidious: To get a check?
Stitch: No, lets get over this, shall we?
Sidious: All right!
Vader: Master! Let me join you!
Vic: I'll join ya!
Vic takes out a double-bladed Lightsaber while Lilo, out of nowhere takes out a Saber Gauntlet.
Vic: Sword against sword. Like real Knights.
Sidious and Vader: Nobody teaches us History.
*Plays Duel of the Fates*
Shadow the Hedgehog comes out of a plothole.
Shadow: Revenge!! CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!!
Vic, Lilo, Sidious and Vader: HOLY!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
After that, we were taken to the hospital... Vader needed to get reconstructed by that, I mean his armor. Sidious needed a kidney and liver transplant. Lilo, broke her Funny Bone, Ribs, Pelvis, and her legs. While I, Vic broke my legs, arms, and nose... Stitch managed to survive.
Hospital.
Nurse: Guys, you have visitor.
Stitch: Hello guys!
Everyone: Hello Stitch.
Stitch: How are you today?
Vic: Pissed off, exploded, blasted, squashed, and plasma'd!
Stitch: Oh. Can I end the interview?
Vic: Sure.
Stitch puts black singlasses and takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black.
FLASH!
Stitch: Bye.
