Interview with Numbuh 3 and Mushi

[fox]

Ahoy! Ahoy! Its time fo a insane interview. As you might have guessed by the title, I WILL interview them to the verge of insanity.

Katana. Check. Arwing. Check. Plasma Auto Rifle. Check. A-Wing with Hyper Lasers and Seeker Cluster Missiles. Check. Two lightsabers. Check

Location: Somewhere in Sector V...
Time:1:50 P.M
Wind Speed: 23 Knots


Vic: And now our guests of honor shoul be here by... now.

A plothole opens and Kuki and Mushi drop out and fall.

THUD!

Kuki: Ouch!
Mushi: *giggles*
Vic: Its interview time.
Kuki in Darth Vader Style: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Vic: Cut the drama.
Kuki: OK.
Vic: You're so easy.
Kuki: What?
Vic: Nothing. *takes out Plasma Autorifle* Are you getting ready to be interviewed?
Kuki and Mushi: Yes!
Vic: To Mushi, why the heck are ya evil?
Mushi: Cause I feel jelaous of Kuki...
Vic: That's the only reason?
Mushi: No, there's more.
Vic: Go on...
Mushi: I'm sick and tired of Kuki getting all the attention and what do I get? NOTHING! I mean, look at Kuki, she's a goody goody snob.
Kuki: *bursting into flames* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!
Mushi: I called you a snob.
Kuki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *bursts into tears*
Vic: O.O Is it really that common in your home.
Mushi: Ya.
Vic: OK Kuki.. I have a question for ya.
Kuki: Does it involve Rainbow Monkeys?
Vic: No, Kuki. It does not involve those cheap monkeys stuffed with animal crap.
Kuki: OK.
Vic: You have no idea of what I just said, did ya?
Kuki: No.
Vic: OK, are you from Japan or are you nisei?
Kuki: I'm from Japan, Mushi's the nisei.
Mushi: WHAT!! I thought that...
Kuki: Dad lied to you!
Mushi: You're lying! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Mushi then enters in a rage and takes out two lightsaber hilts. The clicks the button and two red blades come out and buzz. In ninja skills, she destroys the place.

Vic:Kuki! Here! *throws her a lightsaber*
Kuki: *catches the Lightsaber and turns it on.* Ooh! It looks like a blueberry popsicle. *puts it in her mouth*
Vic: Wait!!

Kuki gets stabbed.

Kuki: It... wa...s... yummy. *dies*
Vic: Oh boy!

Vic then runs toward Mushi, she was slicing and slicing everything with her Lightsaber. Vic then attacks but Mushi quickly spins and blocks the attack.

Vic: I sense great fear and anger, but you don't use them.
Mushi: DIE!

Duel of the Fates Play

Vic and Mushi battle like nuts and then the moment happened, Vic cuts off Mushi's arms.

Mushi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Vic: You deserved it.
Mushi: My arms.
Vic: I KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT!!
Mushi: OK..Hey, why is Kuki dead?
Vic: She thought her lightsaber was some ice cream and well, died.
Mushi: She was so dumb..
Vic: Another question, how did you do that plan to pull Spankulot to your trap.
Mushi: That was easy, I just did my part of the Rainbow Monkey affair, you see, I planned everything for two years.
Vic: Ah.. so you were 87 steps ahead.
Mushi: Nah, lets say 5 steps ahead.
Vic: Oh... I'm also wondering, where did you get that Lightsaber?
Mushi: Some guy called Darth Sidious sold it to me.

Darth Sidious and Darth Vader come out. Sidious approaches Mushi with a bill to pay. He hands it to Mushi.

Mushi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! ONE MILLION DOLLARS?
Sidious: Yes, you have taken a year, now you have to pay up the bill before the Death Star is aimed at your homeworld. Thank you for using Rent-A-Death-Star.
Vader: Padme? Padme, is that you?
Sidious: No. She's dead.
Vader: Oh.

Wallabe enters the area with a dumb face.

Vader: Padme? Padme, is that you?
Sidious: Oh for Pete's Sake.
Vic: Can anything worse happen.


Stitch from Lilo and Stitch pops out. Sidious then spots Stitch.

Sidious: Hey! You! Where's my money? Don't you walk away from here you moron!

Stitch takes out 4 lightsabers.

Stitch: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!
Sidious: GIMME MY MONEH!!!
Stitch: NO!
Sidious: WHY YOU!!!!!
Vader: Padme? Padme, is that you?
Sidious: Oh for Pete's sake. *To Stitch* You owe me 56 Buhmillion dollars and I expect the money for using Rent-A-Death-Star.

Vic: BYE!

[faircod1965]

That was a excellent fanfic, and featuring Darth Vader of Star Wars and Lilo and Stitch as well.

[fox]

Yeah... I hope to include them on future Interviews.

[chickadee]

It was so barbaric, but I couldn't help but laugh!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fox]

Hey, Thanks.

[chickadee]

I read it to my sister and she didn't get the Padme part.

[numbuh50k]

That was......strange....but funny.

[camper]

Yikes, what a crazy duel fan fiction, but I wonder if the "Know Your Stars" fictions would sound better. I wonder you know what is "Know Your Stars", you can see that in the later seasons of All That.

[fox]

I know that.

I'll soon post more interviews.

[camper]

Well, I wonder if your interview is much like "Late Night with David Letterman" or something, it does look a little familiar. As for the next candidates, I wonder who's next, couples?

[fox]

I'm gonna Interview Numbuh 5, Stitch, Angel, and Dr. Evil