10 Fanfics in 1 minute

[numbuheightbitstar]

Inspired by Rinkworks Book-a-Minute (see the Literature topic)

Slash Fic by James8BitStar

WALLY: I'm gay. Nigel isn't. I'm depressed.

NIGEL: Actually, I'm gay too.

[They kiss and live happily ever after]

Kuki and Wally by James8BitStar

WALLY: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?

KUKI: My hero!

[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]

Kuki and Nigel by James8BitStar

NIGEL: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?

KUKI: My hero!

[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]

Hoagie is Evil! by James8BitStar

ABBY: We're adults and Hoagie raped me.

HOAGIE: You'll never take me alive!

[Hoagie dies. Everyone's messed up for life but otherwise live happily ever after]

The Secret of the Delightful Children (before Operation ZERO came and ruined everything) by James8BitStar

DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN: We actually don't like being evil but father torments and abuses us.

NIGEL: Will help you!

[They do]

KND as Teens by James8BitStar

ANY KND AGENT: We're all fifteen now but for some reason still in the KND, even though we spend more time trying to hook each other up than actually fighting adults.

KND as Teens Take 2 by James8BitStar

ANY KND AGENT: We've all forgotten the KND but Wally and Kuki fall in love anyway.

Wally as a Teen by James8BitStar

WALLY: For some reason I turned out to be this ultra-violent little emo dude and landed myself in juvie.

KUKI: I'll save you!

Kuki's Secret by James8BitStar

KUKI: Despite how happy I seem, I'm secretly very depressed.

The Average James8BitStar Fanfic by James8BitStar

NIGEL: The Kids Next Door isn't real. It's all in my head. Unless the fans say otherwise.

KUKI: I'm either a lesbian or wanting to commit suicide or I'm in the hospital but the whole universe revolves around me so I'm happy!

ABBY: I know everything.

ORIGINAL VILLAIN: I seem bad but I'm actually good. Or I seem good but I'm actually bad and don't know it.

HOAGIE: Hi, I'm not in this.

WALLY: I'm really violent.

[Random crossovers and fanboyish references abound as the plot moves foreward. Story reads like one of my parodies except that it is totally serious]

JAMES: Long story short, I make fun of everyone else's mistakes then make the same mistakes myself.

The End by James8BitStar

[crayfishy]

That was brilliant! ;D

[Numbuh 58 (Fredos)]

Buhehehe... xD It's awesome! xD

[lois4dead4]

That was hilarious

[faircod1965]

I agree, these are fantastic stories.

[Shwoo]

That was really funny. I love your fanfic parodies.

The Secret of the Delightful Children (before Operation ZERO came and ruined everything) by James8BitStar

DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN: We actually don't like being evil but father torments and abuses us.

NIGEL: Will help you!

[They do]

That's so true. Just once, I wanted to see a fic about the Delightful Children where they actually acted like the Delightful Children.

[Cap'n Veg]

Yep. That pretty much sums it up. I especially (like Shwoo) agree w/ the Delightful Children thing.

[numberunknown]

KND as Teens by James8BitStar

ANY KND AGENT: We're all fifteen now but for some reason still in the KND, even though we spend more time trying to hook each other up than actually fighting adults.

Brilliant... brilliant...

The whole thing was awesome.

[RisanF]

The Bad Dudes parody is hillarious.

[numbuheightbitstar]

risanf said:

The Bad Dudes parody is hillarious.

^__^ That's one of two video game references I snuck in (though the other one is really subtle, you'd probably not see it even if you were familiar with the game riffed).

[cherrycutie1and5]

Wow...

Cool.....Cool....Cool
that's was amazing all in 1 minute, It's ...I'm Speechless

[GoldenFlither]

One minute? It takes me 10 minutes to come up with proper dialogue for one character alone.

You should do more like this, JamesEightBitStar (BTW: can I call you James?). It's brilliant stuff. I was laughing the entire time. XD

[aims]

hahahahaha! classic!

and you sumed up 2/3 of the fanfiction.net KND section.....you rule

[numbuheightbitstar]

goldenflither said:

(BTW: can I call you James?)

Sure!

Let me brainstorm more fanfic cliches to make fun of and maybe I'll dish out a sequel to this.

[violet]

yay sequal! Um.... how about "love kooks"?