Post by numbuheightbitstar on May 18, 2007 11:38:02 GMT
Inspired by Rinkworks Book-a-Minute (see the Literature topic)
Slash Fic by James8BitStar
WALLY: I'm gay. Nigel isn't. I'm depressed.
NIGEL: Actually, I'm gay too.
[They kiss and live happily ever after]
Kuki and Wally by James8BitStar
WALLY: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?
KUKI: My hero!
[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]
Kuki and Nigel by James8BitStar
NIGEL: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?
KUKI: My hero!
[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]
Hoagie is Evil! by James8BitStar
ABBY: We're adults and Hoagie raped me.
HOAGIE: You'll never take me alive!
[Hoagie dies. Everyone's messed up for life but otherwise live happily ever after]
The Secret of the Delightful Children (before Operation ZERO came and ruined everything) by James8BitStar
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN: We actually don't like being evil but father torments and abuses us.
NIGEL: Will help you!
[They do]
KND as Teens by James8BitStar
ANY KND AGENT: We're all fifteen now but for some reason still in the KND, even though we spend more time trying to hook each other up than actually fighting adults.
KND as Teens Take 2 by James8BitStar
ANY KND AGENT: We've all forgotten the KND but Wally and Kuki fall in love anyway.
Wally as a Teen by James8BitStar
WALLY: For some reason I turned out to be this ultra-violent little emo dude and landed myself in juvie.
KUKI: I'll save you!
Kuki's Secret by James8BitStar
KUKI: Despite how happy I seem, I'm secretly very depressed.
The Average James8BitStar Fanfic by James8BitStar
NIGEL: The Kids Next Door isn't real. It's all in my head. Unless the fans say otherwise.
KUKI: I'm either a lesbian or wanting to commit suicide or I'm in the hospital but the whole universe revolves around me so I'm happy!
ABBY: I know everything.
ORIGINAL VILLAIN: I seem bad but I'm actually good. Or I seem good but I'm actually bad and don't know it.
HOAGIE: Hi, I'm not in this.
WALLY: I'm really violent.
[Random crossovers and fanboyish references abound as the plot moves foreward. Story reads like one of my parodies except that it is totally serious]
JAMES: Long story short, I make fun of everyone else's mistakes then make the same mistakes myself.
The End by James8BitStar
Slash Fic by James8BitStar
WALLY: I'm gay. Nigel isn't. I'm depressed.
NIGEL: Actually, I'm gay too.
[They kiss and live happily ever after]
Kuki and Wally by James8BitStar
WALLY: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?
KUKI: My hero!
[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]
Kuki and Nigel by James8BitStar
NIGEL: Kuki has been kidnapped by ninjas! Am I a bad enough dude to save Kuki?
KUKI: My hero!
[They kiss and fall in love and live happily ever after]
Hoagie is Evil! by James8BitStar
ABBY: We're adults and Hoagie raped me.
HOAGIE: You'll never take me alive!
[Hoagie dies. Everyone's messed up for life but otherwise live happily ever after]
The Secret of the Delightful Children (before Operation ZERO came and ruined everything) by James8BitStar
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN: We actually don't like being evil but father torments and abuses us.
NIGEL: Will help you!
[They do]
KND as Teens by James8BitStar
ANY KND AGENT: We're all fifteen now but for some reason still in the KND, even though we spend more time trying to hook each other up than actually fighting adults.
KND as Teens Take 2 by James8BitStar
ANY KND AGENT: We've all forgotten the KND but Wally and Kuki fall in love anyway.
Wally as a Teen by James8BitStar
WALLY: For some reason I turned out to be this ultra-violent little emo dude and landed myself in juvie.
KUKI: I'll save you!
Kuki's Secret by James8BitStar
KUKI: Despite how happy I seem, I'm secretly very depressed.
The Average James8BitStar Fanfic by James8BitStar
NIGEL: The Kids Next Door isn't real. It's all in my head. Unless the fans say otherwise.
KUKI: I'm either a lesbian or wanting to commit suicide or I'm in the hospital but the whole universe revolves around me so I'm happy!
ABBY: I know everything.
ORIGINAL VILLAIN: I seem bad but I'm actually good. Or I seem good but I'm actually bad and don't know it.
HOAGIE: Hi, I'm not in this.
WALLY: I'm really violent.
[Random crossovers and fanboyish references abound as the plot moves foreward. Story reads like one of my parodies except that it is totally serious]
JAMES: Long story short, I make fun of everyone else's mistakes then make the same mistakes myself.
The End by James8BitStar