Post by numbuheightbitstar on Feb 21, 2007 2:40:34 GMT
There was a room, a room where there was no gloom. In this room that expelled gloom were Kuki and Wally, hugging and kissing.
It had been a full day since yesterday and everything that could happen had happened and they were enjoying their last moments together because they knew that tomorrow was just another day.
As Kuki finished kissing Wally, she said "Oh Wallykins, Love I do!"
"I lover you too Kuki!" He responded.
"Love so much do I do! KONNICHIWA!"
"BANZAI!"
"OYASUMINASAI!"
"GANBATTE KUKI-KUN!"
"Hey... why are we suddenly speaking Japanese?" Kuki asked, looking up at the previous lines of dialogue. "And why are you speaking it so much better than me? I mean, the terms you're using actually make some sort of sense. Me, I said 'good afternoon' and 'good night', in that order."
"I always thought it was because the author was some hackjob anime fan who wanted to show off his so-called knowledge," Wally answered, analysing the dialogue.
"Hey wait a minute," Kuki looked suspiciously at Wally, "When were you intelligent?"
"Hey, that's right!" Wally looked in shock, "And since when am I happily romantic? And since when are you analytical?"
"Since when do we even know what 'analytical' means?"
"You're right!" Wally gasped in shock, "It's almost like... almost like we're out of character for the sake of a badly contrived coupleship fic!"
"Oh NOOOOOO!" Kuki squealed in a perfect Mr. Bill voice. "We've got to find Nigel and the others and tell them of the danger!"
"We can't! They're conveniently not even in this fic so we can be alone!"
"Oh no! What are we going to do?"
"The only thing we can do, Kuki!"
"What's that?"
".... uhhh.... well.... that is..."
"You forgot, didn't you?"
"Well, at least I'm not OOC anymore!"
"What does OOC mean again?"
"I forgot. Hey, think we oughtta switch to script format so the readers will know whose talking?"
"Nah, let's just grab lunch or something."
"Yeah."
And Kuki and Wally left the room with no gloom, jointly refusing to hold hands lest they get caught up in another bad coupleship fic.
It had been a full day since yesterday and everything that could happen had happened and they were enjoying their last moments together because they knew that tomorrow was just another day.
As Kuki finished kissing Wally, she said "Oh Wallykins, Love I do!"
"I lover you too Kuki!" He responded.
"Love so much do I do! KONNICHIWA!"
"BANZAI!"
"OYASUMINASAI!"
"GANBATTE KUKI-KUN!"
"Hey... why are we suddenly speaking Japanese?" Kuki asked, looking up at the previous lines of dialogue. "And why are you speaking it so much better than me? I mean, the terms you're using actually make some sort of sense. Me, I said 'good afternoon' and 'good night', in that order."
"I always thought it was because the author was some hackjob anime fan who wanted to show off his so-called knowledge," Wally answered, analysing the dialogue.
"Hey wait a minute," Kuki looked suspiciously at Wally, "When were you intelligent?"
"Hey, that's right!" Wally looked in shock, "And since when am I happily romantic? And since when are you analytical?"
"Since when do we even know what 'analytical' means?"
"You're right!" Wally gasped in shock, "It's almost like... almost like we're out of character for the sake of a badly contrived coupleship fic!"
"Oh NOOOOOO!" Kuki squealed in a perfect Mr. Bill voice. "We've got to find Nigel and the others and tell them of the danger!"
"We can't! They're conveniently not even in this fic so we can be alone!"
"Oh no! What are we going to do?"
"The only thing we can do, Kuki!"
"What's that?"
".... uhhh.... well.... that is..."
"You forgot, didn't you?"
"Well, at least I'm not OOC anymore!"
"What does OOC mean again?"
"I forgot. Hey, think we oughtta switch to script format so the readers will know whose talking?"
"Nah, let's just grab lunch or something."
"Yeah."
And Kuki and Wally left the room with no gloom, jointly refusing to hold hands lest they get caught up in another bad coupleship fic.