Post by numbuheightbitstar on Apr 20, 2007 5:23:53 GMT
Chapter One: Pet Similarity
The road ahead was a wide, open expanse of desert without even so much as a cactus in sight. Nigel sighed, one hand on the wheel and the other held out the window, soon realized this was one of those weird cool deserts that simply doesn't have water. So he told Kuki "Keep the window down, honey."
"Right," said the sleepy girl. Kuki then looked in the backseat of the vehicle, and smiled at the thought of all the kids she and Nigel had birthed together. There was little Hoagie (he was undoubtebly Nigel's), little Wally (hers), and little Abby (also hers, though Kuki couldn't quite understand how Abby had ended up with that skin color). All three children had turned ten last year, just like their mommy! The thought of having so much in common with her kids made Kuki smile.
This move would be a better life for all of them. Their previous home in Philadelphia had been a hectic one--some great violence always happening--but here in the small town of Salem's Not, home of her husband's ancestors, Kuki felt secure. Nothing bad could ever happen here, right?
Suddenly something ran out in front of them. They didn't get a clear look at what it was--its face vaguely resembled that smiley thing from Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex--but it caused Nigel to swerve off the road and, in doing so, cut down the first cactus they had seen in twelve miles.
Their car was undamaged.
Nigel got out as Kuki tried to comfort the kids. Neither saw any sign of the smiley-faced man, and Nigel wondered if he hadn't just imagined the whole thing. He got back in the car, and turned the key.
"That's funny," he mused. "It won't start. It won't even rev up!"
"Oh well!" Kuki said.
"Oh well? How can you be so calm about it, honey-bumpkins?"
"Look!"
Nigel looked. Right there, was a sign reading "Welcome to Salem's Not! Population: 129 (not counting you)."
Nigel immediately whipped out his notebook and began writing.
"Whatcha doing?" Kuki asked.
"Keeping notes for my next horror novel. That sign gave me an inspiration just now. I mean, how could the painters possibly know ahead of time that we're coming so that they could specifically state that they're not counting us, unless they are, in fact, psychic mutants?"
"Maybe it was just a lucky guess?"
"Ahh, but that would be too realistic!" Nigel said as he closed his notebook and put it away. "Besides, nothing is impossible in the real world! Come on, I'll carry two of the kids, you grab Hoagie."
***
Very soon the happy family were walking into the eerily deserted-looking town full of drawn shades and empty windows (except for the occassional suspicious old woman whom could be seen looking out).
It wasn't long before Nigel's sharp eyes spotted the door of an Even-More-Econo Lodge, and he led his family up to it and rang the doorbell.
He was surprised when a smaller version of his wife, but with ponytails, opened the door.
"Hello?" The little girl said.
"Ummm... who runs this joint?"
"I do!" The child answered, then her eyes fell on Kuki. "Big sister!" Mushi exclaimed happily. "Then you must be... come on in, quickly!"
Soon everyone was inside, and Mushi was helping to carry the kids to a room ("You can worry about payment in the morning") and then was quick to catch up with her family.
"Awww your kids are soooo cute! I want to have ones just like them when I get married!" Mushi began, then said "Sis, I didn't know you were moving to Salem's Not!"
"Well, it was sort of a last-minute thing," Kuki answered. "I didn't like the violence of the city, and Nigel's had writer's block recently. He thinks if he writes about a certain house he'll have ideas."
"Ohhhhh!" Mushi said conspiratorally, "He must mean the House on Noisy Hill!"
"That's the one," Nigel said. "Place used to give me nightmares when I was a kid."
"Noisy Hill?" Kuki asked.
"Yeah. Strange sounds used to come from there every night. You know, tamberines and things."
"That's not so strange."
"It is when there isn't a high-school band for ten miles."
"Oh, yeah. That makes it pretty strange, then."
"Really," Mushi said, "There's a lot of houses you could write about. You'll hear about them all soon, I'm sure." Mushi took one last adoring look at the kids. "They all look just like you. Isn't that cute?"
Nigel and Kuki both smiled. They really loved their kids.
Unbeknownst to them, the smily-faced man lurked outside.
To be continued!
The road ahead was a wide, open expanse of desert without even so much as a cactus in sight. Nigel sighed, one hand on the wheel and the other held out the window, soon realized this was one of those weird cool deserts that simply doesn't have water. So he told Kuki "Keep the window down, honey."
"Right," said the sleepy girl. Kuki then looked in the backseat of the vehicle, and smiled at the thought of all the kids she and Nigel had birthed together. There was little Hoagie (he was undoubtebly Nigel's), little Wally (hers), and little Abby (also hers, though Kuki couldn't quite understand how Abby had ended up with that skin color). All three children had turned ten last year, just like their mommy! The thought of having so much in common with her kids made Kuki smile.
This move would be a better life for all of them. Their previous home in Philadelphia had been a hectic one--some great violence always happening--but here in the small town of Salem's Not, home of her husband's ancestors, Kuki felt secure. Nothing bad could ever happen here, right?
Suddenly something ran out in front of them. They didn't get a clear look at what it was--its face vaguely resembled that smiley thing from Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex--but it caused Nigel to swerve off the road and, in doing so, cut down the first cactus they had seen in twelve miles.
Their car was undamaged.
Nigel got out as Kuki tried to comfort the kids. Neither saw any sign of the smiley-faced man, and Nigel wondered if he hadn't just imagined the whole thing. He got back in the car, and turned the key.
"That's funny," he mused. "It won't start. It won't even rev up!"
"Oh well!" Kuki said.
"Oh well? How can you be so calm about it, honey-bumpkins?"
"Look!"
Nigel looked. Right there, was a sign reading "Welcome to Salem's Not! Population: 129 (not counting you)."
Nigel immediately whipped out his notebook and began writing.
"Whatcha doing?" Kuki asked.
"Keeping notes for my next horror novel. That sign gave me an inspiration just now. I mean, how could the painters possibly know ahead of time that we're coming so that they could specifically state that they're not counting us, unless they are, in fact, psychic mutants?"
"Maybe it was just a lucky guess?"
"Ahh, but that would be too realistic!" Nigel said as he closed his notebook and put it away. "Besides, nothing is impossible in the real world! Come on, I'll carry two of the kids, you grab Hoagie."
***
Very soon the happy family were walking into the eerily deserted-looking town full of drawn shades and empty windows (except for the occassional suspicious old woman whom could be seen looking out).
It wasn't long before Nigel's sharp eyes spotted the door of an Even-More-Econo Lodge, and he led his family up to it and rang the doorbell.
He was surprised when a smaller version of his wife, but with ponytails, opened the door.
"Hello?" The little girl said.
"Ummm... who runs this joint?"
"I do!" The child answered, then her eyes fell on Kuki. "Big sister!" Mushi exclaimed happily. "Then you must be... come on in, quickly!"
Soon everyone was inside, and Mushi was helping to carry the kids to a room ("You can worry about payment in the morning") and then was quick to catch up with her family.
"Awww your kids are soooo cute! I want to have ones just like them when I get married!" Mushi began, then said "Sis, I didn't know you were moving to Salem's Not!"
"Well, it was sort of a last-minute thing," Kuki answered. "I didn't like the violence of the city, and Nigel's had writer's block recently. He thinks if he writes about a certain house he'll have ideas."
"Ohhhhh!" Mushi said conspiratorally, "He must mean the House on Noisy Hill!"
"That's the one," Nigel said. "Place used to give me nightmares when I was a kid."
"Noisy Hill?" Kuki asked.
"Yeah. Strange sounds used to come from there every night. You know, tamberines and things."
"That's not so strange."
"It is when there isn't a high-school band for ten miles."
"Oh, yeah. That makes it pretty strange, then."
"Really," Mushi said, "There's a lot of houses you could write about. You'll hear about them all soon, I'm sure." Mushi took one last adoring look at the kids. "They all look just like you. Isn't that cute?"
Nigel and Kuki both smiled. They really loved their kids.
Unbeknownst to them, the smily-faced man lurked outside.
To be continued!