Kids Gone Crazy!

[allie]

I just typed this out of the blue. Im hoping to do more crazy chapters. And yes, Allison Dickey is my real name in the story. XD


In A Winter Wonderland!

In the Delightful Children’s mansion….m’kay?

Father was sitting in his armchair until he blurted out something insanely random, while the Delightful Children were playing in his office.

“Hey, I have a confession to make…I like melted rocky road ice-cream better than regular!” Father exclaimed

“Okaaay…”

“Yeah, it’s pretty cool, since it’s like the creamiest in the world. They even give power to my fiery flames!”

“Dude, shut-up we do not want to hear about it.” The Delightful Children snapped.

“Alright just for that statement I’m gonna make you all play patta-cake with each other or else I’m going to freaking kill you!” Father threatened his children.

The Delightful Children begin their game of Patta-cake and sing: “Patta-cake, patta-cake, Father’s a mean selfish jerk, the biggest jerk in the whole land, land, land!”

“Now go shovel the dog crap!” Father demanded, throwing them all five shovels. “But…but Father, we don’t even have a dog!” said the DC.


“I don’t give a (insert “sh” word here)! Just go and clean up every single dang thing!”

The DC looked at each other, sweat dropping. “Oh my God…”

Meanwhile, Cree was in the hall way with a stethoscope trying to hear what Father and the DC’s next plan was. Chad was walking down the hall sorrowfully.

“Oh man…I really gotta lay off the beans…” he muttered to himself. Then, he saw Cree coming towards his direction. “Oh darn it, Cree’s here...” She rushed up to him. “Hey sexy!” she exclaimed. “Why the long face?”

“No, no, no! Leave me alone!” Chad stammered.

“Just chill homie! Hey…I got a locket for you, its right between my BRA, would you like to see it?” She there pulled a shaped heart locket out of her BRA.

“I picked it up at Kohl’s!” she replied.


Meanwhile AGAIN...man, I bet you guys are getting really tired of this, huh? XD


Numbuhs 1-5, 362 and a crazed fan of KND named Allison Dickey are in the SNOWSUB in a large snowy place…perhaps going on a mission in Greenland or up in the high cliffs of Canada?

The ship comes to a stop and it opens up. But suddenly a chilly wind gets blown into the ship.

“Whoa!” exclaimed Numbuhs 1 and 4 as they duck, while Numbuh 362 shields herself with her arms. Allie appears in a snow suit with a pack back on.

Numbuhs 1, 4 and 362 look out upon the snow.

“Wish me luck, I’m going to jump!” Nigel said with a grin. He turned back at Rachel, winking and giving her a thumbs up. When he was in the middle of jumping, Allie rushed up trying to stop him in time but it was no use. “Hey, wait, Numbuh 1!” Too late. Numbuh 1 was already in the snow. Covered completely in it, all except but the tip of his bald head.

“Oh crap. Well, we…we should rescue him guys,” Allie suggested, pulling out a rope from the pack back. "Don't worry Nigel, I'm comin'!"

Nigel finally got the strength to rise up more of his head in the snow, until it reached the end of his sunglasses. He muffled something VERY unpleasantly.

After they had rescued him, Nigel, Wally, Rachel and Allie walked over to a cold dying tree.

Rachel leaned against it, feeling the tree’s depression.

“So what’s with the tree?” Wally asked Rachel. “We need some firewood, dude.” She replied.

“…And a Christmas tree.” Nigel added.

“Christmas was like three months ago you flippen jack@$$ idiot.” Rachel snapped.

Chapter 2

Allie Plans A Party


Numbuh 1 was over at Allie’s house, leaning on the railing of the deck outside of her backyard. He moaned out of boredom.

“Dude, you’re gonna fall of the railing if you do that. Plus you’ll ruin it, and my mom won’t be happy.” Allie said, sitting in a chair next to him.

“Shut-it.” Nigel snapped. “I don’t want any of your crap today, Allie.” Gosh, seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…

“What’s wrong, Nigel?” Allie asked. Nigel sighed. “I’m freaking bored as heck. Is there anything you can do around here except watching your little sister and your friends Shelby Parrent and Ashtyn Medler play Grand Theft Auto: San Andres all day long?”

“Well…we could have a party here. Would that cheer you up?” Allie suggested.

“Sounds cool I guess.” Nigel said, blinking.

“Ok,” she started, taking the phone in her hand. “Who would you like me to call to come to the party?”

Nigel thought for a moment, rubbing the tip of his nose with his finger. “Um…I dunno, Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, 5, 362, 86, 83 and 84…”

“Why not the Delightful Children?”

“Oh no, don’t you go off on me like that. You know they’re just going to come and get on their Myspace. All those stupid comments they’re giving me, like ‘We’re the Delightful Children, and we are evil, and our Father gives us baths every night and day for the rest of our lives. ‘Cause we’re the Delightful Children From Down The Freaking Lane, uh duuuhhhh!’”

“Oh, that’s reasonable…I guess.” Allie said, sweat dropping. Nigel smirked, snickering.

Allie called all the operatives. “Hey, Numbuh 2, we’re planning a party over at my house, you and the others wanna come? Oh, alright. See ya then.”

RING RING

“Oh, hi is this Numbuh 86? Numbuh 1 and I will be having a party over at my house, you wanna come? Oh, yeah, there’s gonna be Rainbow Monkeys there, definitely! Ok, see ya!”

“Numbuh 362, sir? You doing anything at the moment? Oh, off-work? Great timing then! You wanna come to our party then? Ok, bye!” Then Allie called Lee and Sonia, and they decided to come as well.

Nigel perked up. “So, everyone’s coming, right?” he asked.

Allie smiled. “Yeah, they can come.”

Suddenly, the Delightful Children appeared out of nowhere! “We heard you were planning a party.”

“Oh shitake mushrooms!!”

[faircod1965]

That's a great story, reminding me of Operation P.A.R.T.Y. and Operation D.A.T.E., where a party is featured. Nice!

[allie]

Thank you very much! Here's the third chapter. I feel very sorry for Numbuh 362 in this chapter, even if it's very short. Cussing occurs as well.

Chapter 3:

Cry Of The British Idiot
Numbuhs 1 and 362 are running away to make the great escape from Father’s big raping machine…thing. Suddenly, an evil army of teens block their both, OMG!

“I’ll take care of these jerks!” Nigel said to his commander, grinning. He charged at them, kicking their butts’ triple-nipple twice as hard.

“Ha! That was too eas-”

“NUMBUH 1!!” Rachel screamed.

“Huh? What the!?” Nigel turned back where Rachel was standing, but he now noticed she was in the clutches of Father’s rape machine!

“RACHEL! Father I’m so going to kick you’re a-”

“Bwhahahahaha! Numbuh 1…you British idiot! You are a disgrace to your Britain kind! You’re only supposed to date and marry women who ARE British! Not some hot American chick like your supreme commander here. For that, I’m doing you a favor, my nephew! Taking her away, from you!”

“No! Give me back her or I’ll do something…bad to you!”

“LOL, too bad for you!” Father shouted.

“Numbuh 1, help me you flippen British idiot!! Wait…let me give you this!!” She threw him a pretty colored gem that was the color of sapphire, and then began screaming his code number again.

He caught it, looked at it, and there was a disgusted look on his face. “What the #ell is this!? What are you trying to give me? Drugs? Tobacco?”

“No, you freaking British idiot! It’s my most prized possession!! Father was right, you are a disgrace to your British kind, Now…SAVE ME!”

“Ugh!” Father said, lashing out his arm. “Too bad for you, Numbuh 1! I’m going to rape Rachel before you are even going too! Mwahahahahaha!!! Oh yeah!”

“Eeek! Numbuh 1!!!!!!!!”

“Yeah, yeah, YEAH! We’re gonna go get it on! Doggy style! W00t! See ya, British idiot! Yeah!!”

“NUMBUH 1! DON’T LET HIM RAPE ME! I WANNA HAVE BABIES WITH YOU!! NOT HIM! WITH YOU!”

The rape machine closes and they fly off.

“Aww, son of a b$#ch!” Nigel muttered, watching them go.

[thetoughgirl]

loooove it !!!!!

[lillyfan123]

Ditto!!! Write more soon, please. It rules so hard Al.

[thetoughgirl]

yeah!! it rules!!!!

[allie]

Here's the next chapter! ^_^


Numbuhs 1, 3, 362 and I are having dinner at the treehouse, and then Father appears with an urgent message about playing baseball. What's he up to this time...?



“D@mn...if that's just a patch of bright light, or I...I forgot to turn off the stove. Numbuh 1's gonna be really mad at meh if I didn't turn it off..” Wally grumbled, sitting on a high branch outside the treehouse. He was looking in the distance at a baseball stadium far, far away.

Meanwhile, at the Delightful mansion...

“Father! Father, quick, come and see this!” The Delightful Children exclaimed, pointing out the window to the baseball stadium.

“What..?!” Father screamed, coming out from the bathroom with a piece of tolietpaper dangling wrapped around his ankle. “This better be good, I've been having diarrhea all day from the burritos- What in sane hill is that!?” His eyes grow wide looking at the bright light from the baseball stadium far away. “..And whenever I have diarrhea , I have an urge to play baseball! Delightful Children, we are going to face this Kids Next Door to a flaming fury of a baseball match!”

At the KND Sector V Treehouse! . . .

Numbuh 362 and Allie were invited over for dinner. Numbuhs 2 and 5 went to see a new movie out in theaters: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! So Numbuhs 1, 3, and 4 decided to invite their supreme commander and teen friend over for some pizza, also a movie too. Nigel, Rachel, Kuki and Allie sat down to eat.

“Whoa, the pizza looks delicious!” Rachel commented, nibbling on her first piece.

“You said it, Numbuh 362!” Kuki agreed, joining in eating as well.

Nigel took a bite out of his breadstick, while Allie sat there in her Center Street School chorus uniform from earlier in the morning. “We didn't get 1st superior...I KNEW IT! CURSE MY NEGATIVE THOUGHTS!”

“Pssh. Blame it on the Tenors. They were not supposed to sing melody anyway.” Nigel said, narrowing his eyes behind his shades.

“You're right." Allie said, calming down, now taking a bite into her cheese pizza. “And plus, Mrs. Sinks was pressuring us.”

“Every morning I go into your school's music room and take a pee on her keyboard.” Nigel shared.

“Oh, so you were the one doing that? I always thought it was my friend Trevor Hall. Why did you have to go do that anyway?” Allie asked.

“Well, she was pressuring you and your friends for almost three months straight.” He had a point. Allie thought for a moment, then nodded her head. “Huh, I never thought of it that way.”

“Just think of it as me doing you a favor,” Nigel said.

“Fine by me, I guess. Thank you. So...what else do you do around the school, Numbuh 1?”

Nigel took a bite out of his breadstick again. “Well, for starters I spray-paint Principal (Mr.) Furhop's walls in his office every morning and then in the afternoon I post naughty words in the 8th/7th Grade Girls and Boys bathrooms.”

All of a sudden, Chad came flying in the window! “Hello, Kids Next Dorks! Father has an urgent message for you all. He wants to play baseball with you guys. So, here you go!” He threw Nigel a videotape. “What? Baseball?!” The young British boy exclaimed.

“Uh, duh! Now just go watch the videotape. I'll wait here.”

“Pfft. Whatever.” Nigel muttered, leaving the table now walking into the living room while Kuki, Rachel, Wally and Allie following him. He turned on the TV, and placed the tape into the VCR. Father appeared on the screen.

“Hello, everybody. You should all go look outside or something.” he ordered.

“Outside?” Nigel turned his head to the window. He walked over to the window glass and opened it, peering out into the distance where a bright light shined out of a baseball stadium far, far away.

“Wow! What's that?” Allie asked.

“Are those coffee spills erupting again?” Kuki asked.

“Maybe the St. Louis Cardinals are going on strike to get a new coach, since about a week ago Tony Rolosa, the present coach was arrested for drinking and driving somewhere in Miami, Florida...I think. .” Allie said.

“I don't think so,” said Rachel.

“I bet Numbuh 4 forgot to turn off the stove.” Nigel replied. “Geez, if I had a nickel for everytime he did that…”

“Ah' told ya I turned it off!” Wally shouted, his arms up in the air.

“Guys, listen!” Father shouted from the television screen. The kids and Allie turned back to it. "“t's not a stove, Cardinals going on strike, or coffee. It's none of those things. I have an urge to play baseball with you, Kids Next Door! And you will loose! Mwahahaha! So I'm gonna change into my sexy suit!” He went off-screen and came back with an old, tight baseball uniform on. “This is my uniform in high school! And now...YOU WILL ALL CHALLENGE ME AND MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN TONIGHT! For...THE KND CODE MODULE! Mwahahaha!!!” And then, the screen when black.

“And...there you have it,’ Chad said, pulling out the video tape from the VCR. “And...before you guys go play baseball with Father and the DCFDTL, I'm going to show you a little piece on what it will look like.” He pulled out a baseball bat, now swinging tons of baseballs around the room. The kids ducked and dodged.

“What the?!”

“Hey!”

“Whoa!”

“Watch it!”

“Yikes!”

Chad laughed at them, but all of a sudden, Kuki grabbed the top of his hair and gritted her teeth. “Back when I was a little younger, I used to be the hardest pitcher on the block!” she screamed with fire in her eyes. She threw Chad out of the treehouse and he landed in a trashcan, bruised up and bloody.

“...Wow...You really...told him,” Allie said, sweat dropping.

“She got an arm like a man!” Wally exclaimed, sweat dropping as well.

Nigel curled his hands into fists, grinning. “Ok, guys! Let's go! I'm ready to play baseball! w00t!!!!”

[faircod1965]

This story is getting even more exciting as it goes along.