Interview with the Common Cold, Mr.Boss,etc,etc.

[victor]

Location: Planet Sauria AKA Dinosaur Planet in Cape Claw.

Hello everyone. Its me, Vic. I came back with the randomness of my insane interviews.

Vic:Arwing.

*Camera turns into the Arwing from Star Fox 64.*

Vic: Check. Katanas.

*Vic looks a his belt.*
Vic: Check. Modified E-11 Blaster Rifle,Moonraker Laser, Particle Beam Cannon, Plasma Cannon.

*Vic checks his guns.*

Vic:Check.

A plothole opens and Mr. Boss and the Common Cold come out of it. Both bad guys are confused..

Mr. Boss: What happened!?
CC (Common Cold): A plothole warped us!
Vic: YOU IDIOT!! YOU NEVER SAY THE P-WORD!

A plothole opens and Sonic and Shadow come out.

Sonic: Shadow! Look what you did!
Shadow: Me! Now you listen you motherfaker, I didn't use Chaos Control to warp us!
Sonic: Is too!
Shadow: Is not!
Sonic: Is too!
Shadow: Is not!
Sonic: Is too!
Shadow: Is not!

Vic, Mr.Boss and CC: O.O
Vic:You two hedgehogs go away and take your dispute away!

A plothole opens beneath the two hedgehogs and fall.

Sonic and Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Vic: Now my victims.. err I mean Interviewees.. preapre yourselfs to be... INTERVIEWED!!!
CC: Why!
Vic: For the fun of it. And if you refuse say hi to Mr.Moonraker Laser!
CC and Mr. Boss: @_@ Okay!
Vic:Okay! CC! Why do you blame kids for your misfortune?
CC: I'll tell you why! They made me sick and I can't take it so I'll make everyone sick! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
Mr.Boss: You know the name of that virus you have CC!?
CC: What?
Mr.Boss: IT'S CALLED VICTIMITIS! You blame people for your bad luck!
Vic:Very true. Now Mr.Boss if that's your real name..... what's your real name?
Mr. Boss: *Sight* Its Vladmir Trotsky Fullbright...... Go ahead and laugh at it.
Vic: What's so funny about your name?

A plothole opens and Imperial Stormtroopers come out.

Stormtrooper 1: Freeze Rebel Scum!
Vic:Wrong place!

Anyways the Stormtroopers fire their blasters at random directions missing their targets.

CC: Guess they call it the Stormtrooper Effect....
Mr.Boss: Yeah... they can't even aim right.
Vic:Excuse me... *Takes out the Plasma Cannon*

Vic aims the plasma cannon which was a minigun with pistol grip and a carry handle on the right. Vic aims and....

RATATATATATATATATAAATTATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATAATAT


56 Minutes later.....

TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!


All of the Stormtroopers were dead.

Vic:Mucho Bettero! Now CC,tell me, who do you hate the most?
CC: I hate the DC, Father, Grandma Stuffums and so so,
Mr. Boss: Why you little!!!

Mr. Boss then picks a fight with CC until.......

Prince Tricky of the EarthWalker Tribe comes.

Tricky: Bad guy!
Vic:I'm not a bad guy!
Tricky:Bad guy!
Vic:Shut up!
Tricky: Bad guy!
Vic:AAARRGGGHH!!
Tricky: Let's play!
Vic: Okay! *Takes out grenade and removes the pin and throws it.* Go get it!
Tricky: Yay!!

Tricky leaves to fetch the greanade!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Vic:Much better!
Tricky: Hi! Are you a bad guy?
Vic:How did you..
Tricky: Chaos Control!
Vic:Oh! DIE!

Vic takes out his katana and chops Tricky into 56 Buhmillion Micro Tiny pieces.

Vic: That's better!

Numbuh 4 comes out of a plothole.

Numbuh 4: Has anyone seen Numbuh 3? She was supposed to go for seafood.
Vic:Sorry..
Numbuh 4: Awww.... *Banishes through a plothole.*


A plothole opens and Fox McCloud comes out and runs!!

Fox:HELP!!! SHE'S AFTER ME!

Krystal comes out of the plothole...

Krystal: FOX MCCLOUD! YOU BETTER COME HERE!
Fox:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs away*

Krystal chases Fox. Shadow comes out again and Mr.Boss and CC stop their fight!

Shadow: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ON THE SACRED CAPE CLAW?
Vic:No! WAIT!!
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!


After this, we were sent to the hospital, CC got cured... Mr. Boss needed a liver transplant and Vic broke his bones.


*Takes out Memory Flashy Thingy from MiB*

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Bye!

[Chief34(Numbuh 40000)]

Random but funny and good!

[Raiku (Numbuh 1059)]

Mr. Boss is Vladimir Trotsky Fullbright?

Was that his real name for sure?

EDIT: Well I Laughed about his name, cuz its not his REAL DARN NAME, Is it?

[sjedmondson]

Nah it isn't. Well we assume his last nae Fulbright as that is numbuh 86's but his first name has never been mentioned,

[Raiku (Numbuh 1059)]

So vic made it up! but I thought it was Jimmy or sumthin.