Post by queennicki on Dec 8, 2006 19:19:21 GMT
*ding,ding,ding* congratulations numbuh 27 and numbuh 290! you guessed it! thanks for your comments! and here is chapter 8! theres only one more chapter left!
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Chapter 8: Jury of the darned
Sector V sat in the treehouse awaiting the arrival of Dean, the Judge and the Jury. suddenly Dean appeared.
"Miss me?" he said with a smug smile, and then put on a fake frown."no? oh well! shall we start?"
"bring it on!" wally said standing up, followed by the rest.
"Excellent. I like that kind of spirit. It’s so much more fun to break. But as you say, let’s begin." He clicked his fingers. "Let me introduce you to the court. First, your judge, the Honorable Roy Bean known affectionately as the Hanging Judge." A boy about sector v's age appeared, dressed in western attire and wearing a gun in a pocket at his hip, and took his seat at the head table.
"Now," dean went on, "The foreman of your jury, Eddie Teach, known to one and all as
Blackbeard." A second boy appeared and walked over to the first chair of the makeshift jury box.
"Wait a minute!" said numbuh 1. "Are all the people in court going to be kids?"
Dean looked a little surprised. "I thought you wanted a trial by Kuki’s peers. The only way to satisfy that is for them to be the same age as her. I wouldn’t want the case thrown out on a technicality." He gave them cunning smile and went on. "But rest assured they’re all mine. Eddie’s contract gave him what he needed to start his career as a pirate."
"A ship and crew?" asked Kuki.
"Dramamine," answered dean.
Eddie looked sheepish. "I loved the sea, but she didn’t love me," he said. sector V looked at
each other with confused expressions on their faces.
dean continued to call in the jurors, announcing each as they appeared. Some they knew by name and reputation, but others they didn’t. "Al Capone, prototypical mob boss. Johnny Dillinger, long-time most-wanted gangster. Lizzie Borden of poetic fame. Johnny Hardin, good shot with a bad temper. Bennie Arnold, Revolutionary turncoat. Millie Sedgewick, innovator of the cafeteria lunch special. Billy Scott and Simone Beauregard, co-founders of the Jar Jar Binx Fan Club. Donny Fenwick, inventor of disco. Roger Finch, proponent of direct-to-video movies. And possibly the most vile of the lot, Myron Fletzger."
"who's Myron Fletzger?"
"the inventor of the pop-up ad."
Sector V stared at the Juror angrily, numbuh 5 started to approach him but was held back by
numbuh 1 and numbuh 2.
"WHY YOU NO GOOD....TIME WASTING....VIRUS GIVING....COMPUTER CRASHIN-"
"ORDER! ORDER! will the defendant please sit down?!" the Judge said banging the small wooden mallet hard on the desk.
all of sector V sat down.
"court is in session, will the prosecutor please begin."
"thank you your honour." dean turned to face the Jury an held up the contract kuki had signed "Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury. Here is a contract signed by Kuki Sanban, that states very clearly the terms and condictions of the deal we had made, i have completed my part of the deal. all i ask is that kuki completes hers."
the judge looked at the contract and nodded. "yes, i can see." he handed the peice of paper back to dean "is that everything?"
"yes your honour."
"very well then, you may be seated."
"thank you your honour." dean said and sat down on a chair.
"will the defendant like to continue?"
"er....yes your honour" numbuh 1 said "just one moment." he turned to his friends and
whispered "okay, theres obviously no denying the fact that kuki signed that contract so we'll have to just sway the jury a bit." numbuh 1 turned back to the judge.
"are you ready now?" the judge asked
"yes, were ready" numbuh 1 cleared his throut and turned to the jury "Ladies and gentlemen
of the Jury, on this perticular day when Daimian asked her to sign this document she was very upset with the position se had been placed in that nights mission for the kids next door. you how how stupid girls can get when they are upset."
The boys in the jury nodded, but the girls scowled and crossed there arms at numbuh 1.
"urm...what my fellow defendant is trying to say is" numbuh 5 quickly got up and walked infront of numbuh 1 "Daimian caught her when she was vunerable, and pressured her into signing that contract, you know what guys are like. they can can be real jerks!"
the girls nodded their heads, but the boys werent pleased.
numbuh's 1 and 5 turned to face the other's and walked backover to them.
"no matter what we say they both wont be pleased!" numbuh 5 said quite frustrated.
"anyone got any other plan?"
sector V looked at each other and numbuh 3 began to cry. numbuh 4 tryed to think of what Angelo said "there is something he doesnt know about" "feeling, true emotions" "and now everyone has one deep inside, except Dean." "Dean doesnt know everything." and then it hit him. he knew what he had to do.
he stood up and said "i have a plan" then he walked over to the jury "urm...hi...um... i just want to ask you all if, some point over your life, you had lost something or someone that meant alot to you?"
Lizzie Borden sighed "yes...the boy across the street, how i do miss him."
"...my first penny that my mother gave me..." Johnny Dillinger said and then frowned "...it fell
down the drain..."
Simone Beauregard smiled "...my first starwars dvd..."
Millie Sedgewick stood up "my poodle, choochee!"
followed by Roger Finch "...leah gordon, my first girlfriend..."
Myron Fletzger stood up too "my first computer!"
everyone rolled there eyes at him and carried on
Eddie Teach "my parrot, polly!"
numbuh 4 nodded "so, you all have got something that your sad you lost? and you would hate to loose it again. and you would do anything to stop it being lost again! well...just think...if you take Kuki way from me. you'll be taking away that thing you all lost. you'll be taking away the most important thing to me! please dont make me loose her!"
sector v were stunned and a few girls in the jury started to cry.
numbuh 3 got up and walked over to numbuh 4 and hugged him and gave him a big kiss!
the jury and sectorv v all chorused "AWWWWW!"
Daimian was confused and outraged "what?! whats going on?!"
The judged hushed him as numbuh 3 let go of numbuh 4.
"and if thats all please be seated" the judge asked them.
numbuh 3 and 4 sat down holding hands.
"jury, may I please have your verdict?"
"the head of the jury, Al Capone, stood up "the jury have decided the verdict, we decicded that Kuki Sanban is....not guilty!"
sector V all jumped up and cheered. Daimian scowled at the judge, jury and sector v, then he clicked his fingers and the judge and jury disappered.
"congratulations... stoopid kids!" he said before disappearing himself.
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i am going to take ds's advise *blasts music box with a laser* hee hee hee! *music still plays* o.0 oookay.... please R&R! 3/4 KISSED!!!! OMG!!! LAMO!!! WTF!!!!ROFL!!!! BBQ!!!!
the next chappie will be coming soon and Angelo and Daimian come one last time!
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Chapter 8: Jury of the darned
Sector V sat in the treehouse awaiting the arrival of Dean, the Judge and the Jury. suddenly Dean appeared.
"Miss me?" he said with a smug smile, and then put on a fake frown."no? oh well! shall we start?"
"bring it on!" wally said standing up, followed by the rest.
"Excellent. I like that kind of spirit. It’s so much more fun to break. But as you say, let’s begin." He clicked his fingers. "Let me introduce you to the court. First, your judge, the Honorable Roy Bean known affectionately as the Hanging Judge." A boy about sector v's age appeared, dressed in western attire and wearing a gun in a pocket at his hip, and took his seat at the head table.
"Now," dean went on, "The foreman of your jury, Eddie Teach, known to one and all as
Blackbeard." A second boy appeared and walked over to the first chair of the makeshift jury box.
"Wait a minute!" said numbuh 1. "Are all the people in court going to be kids?"
Dean looked a little surprised. "I thought you wanted a trial by Kuki’s peers. The only way to satisfy that is for them to be the same age as her. I wouldn’t want the case thrown out on a technicality." He gave them cunning smile and went on. "But rest assured they’re all mine. Eddie’s contract gave him what he needed to start his career as a pirate."
"A ship and crew?" asked Kuki.
"Dramamine," answered dean.
Eddie looked sheepish. "I loved the sea, but she didn’t love me," he said. sector V looked at
each other with confused expressions on their faces.
dean continued to call in the jurors, announcing each as they appeared. Some they knew by name and reputation, but others they didn’t. "Al Capone, prototypical mob boss. Johnny Dillinger, long-time most-wanted gangster. Lizzie Borden of poetic fame. Johnny Hardin, good shot with a bad temper. Bennie Arnold, Revolutionary turncoat. Millie Sedgewick, innovator of the cafeteria lunch special. Billy Scott and Simone Beauregard, co-founders of the Jar Jar Binx Fan Club. Donny Fenwick, inventor of disco. Roger Finch, proponent of direct-to-video movies. And possibly the most vile of the lot, Myron Fletzger."
"who's Myron Fletzger?"
"the inventor of the pop-up ad."
Sector V stared at the Juror angrily, numbuh 5 started to approach him but was held back by
numbuh 1 and numbuh 2.
"WHY YOU NO GOOD....TIME WASTING....VIRUS GIVING....COMPUTER CRASHIN-"
"ORDER! ORDER! will the defendant please sit down?!" the Judge said banging the small wooden mallet hard on the desk.
all of sector V sat down.
"court is in session, will the prosecutor please begin."
"thank you your honour." dean turned to face the Jury an held up the contract kuki had signed "Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury. Here is a contract signed by Kuki Sanban, that states very clearly the terms and condictions of the deal we had made, i have completed my part of the deal. all i ask is that kuki completes hers."
the judge looked at the contract and nodded. "yes, i can see." he handed the peice of paper back to dean "is that everything?"
"yes your honour."
"very well then, you may be seated."
"thank you your honour." dean said and sat down on a chair.
"will the defendant like to continue?"
"er....yes your honour" numbuh 1 said "just one moment." he turned to his friends and
whispered "okay, theres obviously no denying the fact that kuki signed that contract so we'll have to just sway the jury a bit." numbuh 1 turned back to the judge.
"are you ready now?" the judge asked
"yes, were ready" numbuh 1 cleared his throut and turned to the jury "Ladies and gentlemen
of the Jury, on this perticular day when Daimian asked her to sign this document she was very upset with the position se had been placed in that nights mission for the kids next door. you how how stupid girls can get when they are upset."
The boys in the jury nodded, but the girls scowled and crossed there arms at numbuh 1.
"urm...what my fellow defendant is trying to say is" numbuh 5 quickly got up and walked infront of numbuh 1 "Daimian caught her when she was vunerable, and pressured her into signing that contract, you know what guys are like. they can can be real jerks!"
the girls nodded their heads, but the boys werent pleased.
numbuh's 1 and 5 turned to face the other's and walked backover to them.
"no matter what we say they both wont be pleased!" numbuh 5 said quite frustrated.
"anyone got any other plan?"
sector V looked at each other and numbuh 3 began to cry. numbuh 4 tryed to think of what Angelo said "there is something he doesnt know about" "feeling, true emotions" "and now everyone has one deep inside, except Dean." "Dean doesnt know everything." and then it hit him. he knew what he had to do.
he stood up and said "i have a plan" then he walked over to the jury "urm...hi...um... i just want to ask you all if, some point over your life, you had lost something or someone that meant alot to you?"
Lizzie Borden sighed "yes...the boy across the street, how i do miss him."
"...my first penny that my mother gave me..." Johnny Dillinger said and then frowned "...it fell
down the drain..."
Simone Beauregard smiled "...my first starwars dvd..."
Millie Sedgewick stood up "my poodle, choochee!"
followed by Roger Finch "...leah gordon, my first girlfriend..."
Myron Fletzger stood up too "my first computer!"
everyone rolled there eyes at him and carried on
Eddie Teach "my parrot, polly!"
numbuh 4 nodded "so, you all have got something that your sad you lost? and you would hate to loose it again. and you would do anything to stop it being lost again! well...just think...if you take Kuki way from me. you'll be taking away that thing you all lost. you'll be taking away the most important thing to me! please dont make me loose her!"
sector v were stunned and a few girls in the jury started to cry.
numbuh 3 got up and walked over to numbuh 4 and hugged him and gave him a big kiss!
the jury and sectorv v all chorused "AWWWWW!"
Daimian was confused and outraged "what?! whats going on?!"
The judged hushed him as numbuh 3 let go of numbuh 4.
"and if thats all please be seated" the judge asked them.
numbuh 3 and 4 sat down holding hands.
"jury, may I please have your verdict?"
"the head of the jury, Al Capone, stood up "the jury have decided the verdict, we decicded that Kuki Sanban is....not guilty!"
sector V all jumped up and cheered. Daimian scowled at the judge, jury and sector v, then he clicked his fingers and the judge and jury disappered.
"congratulations... stoopid kids!" he said before disappearing himself.
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i am going to take ds's advise *blasts music box with a laser* hee hee hee! *music still plays* o.0 oookay.... please R&R! 3/4 KISSED!!!! OMG!!! LAMO!!! WTF!!!!ROFL!!!! BBQ!!!!
the next chappie will be coming soon and Angelo and Daimian come one last time!