Mr. Warburton FAQs

[delightfulologist1]

I'm not going to put one up... Too lazy and I havn't read many of the threads to compile one anyway.
I'm not really around anymore... You're welcome to post a FAQ though.

This is an actual post by Stardrifter8, so don't question me putting this up. So, NumbuhInfinity suggested a thread where we would post different questions that are frequently asked to Mr. Warburton so he doesn't get 123,533,135,513 questions of the exact same kind.

So here's the GREAT, ALMIGHTY, GIGANTIC, SUPERIOR ARCHIVE OF ALL OF MR. WARBURTON'S SECRETS AND PREDICTIONS REVEALED TO HIS FANS VIA EMAIL, MAKING SO..... Never mind, here's the FAQ.

Mr. Warburton Archives

Created entirely by Clanker. Thanks, Clanker!

[knd1]

I don't have any q's but I really want someone to email him because I want something new to happen

[delightfulologist1]

You might as well email him yourself. The address is [e-mail].

[knd1]

well maybe I should it's just I'm thinking of questions to email him oh and thank you again for the email I'm trying to memorize it for on the go use

[delightfulologist1]

You = Welcome.

Also, is an admin going to stickyitize this or something?

[scone]

popular questions that he gets asked a lot -

"is there a Mother"
"will four ever confess"

ehhh... stuff like that? is that what we're doing?

[Stardrifter 8]

Yeah. Just post the most Frequently Asked Questions that Mr. W recieves here, AND the answers.

[emi]

I think you should just put all the questions asked so far so none will be repeated. Look through topics and add them, if he answers with multiple answers, add them all.

[delightfulologist1]

Emi said:

I think you should just put all the questions asked so far so none will be repeated. Look through topics and add them, if he answers with multiple answers, add them all.

Exactly! I have a feeling I'm going to have a lot of work to do...

[Shwoo]

I already did that. I'm trying to catagorise them now. It's on a text file.

[NumbuhInfinity]

I should have done this myself long ago when I first suggested it. Glad you brought it back to light again, Delightfulologist, and I can't wait to see how you categorized the Q&A's, Clanker.

[delightfulologist1]

Thanks, Clanker and Sideways 8! (Infinity)

[Shwoo]

I've nearly finished. Are there any other questions on the forums before this board was made? I only looked here.

A few of those questions in the top post were only asked once, to my knowledge.

EDIT: Okay, I've finished. Normally, I'd wait a day or two before putting it up, but I'm going away tomorrow, and there isn't really time. So here it is. I'm sorry about the formatting. I'd fix the scrolling, but it's getting late and I have to get up early tomorrow. Is there a better way than pushing enter where the screen wraps? View the source if it's really annoying. I hope it's okay.

I omitted two questions:

Q: eee... yyym... they have so low voices... [CrazyGirl]
A: um...WHO has low voices. that's not a question. maybe you really ARE
crazy!

Q: Is this letter getting a little too long? [Numbah 13]
A: nope!

I think it made sense.

[delightfulologist1]

Holy crud, that's awesome! It must've taken you forever to make this! Thanks!

[delightfulologist1]

Q&A Part III.

GENERAL pt. i

Q. Has any grown-up been in the KND? (besides you of course!) [Delightfulologist]
A: my guess: none

Q: How many membuhs in the whole KND organization? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: that's top secret...but probably too many to count!

Q: Is there a Philippines KND Sector in the world of Kids Next Door? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: of course!

Q: What time does the KND operatives go to sleep? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: when they're tired! (hee hee)

Q: Where does the Sector N live? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: all KND sector locations are sooper double secret!

Q: Where does the Sector V live? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: repeat: all KND sector locations are sooper double secret!

Q: Where is Sector Vs treehouse located? [Delightfulologist]
A: on top of numbuh one's house. the actual location of THAT is top secret, tho!

Q: Where do the KND live? (numbuh's 1,2,3,4,5) [Kimi03]
A: it's a secret! if i told you, sooper villains might intercept this e-mail and find out where
they are!

Q: I assume that Sector V lives in the United States. If so, is it any particular city or state?
I'd like to send them a postcard! [Radiohead]
A: they definitely live in the US...but who knows where. if it was that easy to send them a
postcard, sooper villains would have sent one already (probably with a liverwurst bomb attached
to it!)

Q: If the location of the sectors are so secret, why does Sector V get attacks so much? [Metallix Karen]
A: some people just can't seem to keep a secret, huh? maybe they should take down the signs
leading up to it.

Q: Where to the KND go to school? [Delightfulologist]
A: gallagher elementary!

Q: If there are KND sectors stationed all around the world, what was the point of making Sector V
so multi-cultural? You've got a British boy, a Japanese girl, and an Australian kid. Had you not
anticipated a global KND when first making the show? [ThuhJesheekuh]
A: well, nigel's family moved to the US when he was very young as did kuki's, wallabee's and
abigail's. they're all from different countries but they ended up living in the same
neighborhood...and that neighborhood is the famous sector V!

Q: Are the five KND or any of the other characters based on people you know? [hoagiegal1970]
A: not really, but i like to think that there's a little of my personality in each one of them.

Q: Who's your favorite KND to write solo episodes for? [hoagiegal1970]
A: they're all fun! each of the characters has their own little 'side job' that's great to
explore. numbuh five's candy hunting, numbuh four liking numbuh three, numbuh three's rainbow
monkeys, numbuh two's detective work, numbuh one's relationship with lizzie...they're all fun to
do.

Q: How come #2-#5 have the gender sibling. [Lostkuki]
A: you'd have to ask your biology teacher. i don't know how all that stuff works. although i hear numbuh five has an older brother.

Q: Mo Willems said that the order of the KND from oldest to youngest is 5, 4, 2, 1, 3. Is that
correct? [Marissa]
A: hmmmm. mo might be right and he might be wrong! sounds like a good guess though.

Q: What grade are the kids of Sector V in? They're 10 years old, I know that much, which means-
by our standards- that they should be in 5th grade. But then, why would they be associating with
the 4th grade president? [ThuhJesheekuh]
A: numbuhs 1-5 are in 4th grade. there are definitely some 10 year old 4th graders around!

Q: When Sector V moves on to Hendrie Middle School (that's its name, right?), will it be for 6th
grade or 7th grade? [ThuhJesheekuh]
A: probably 6th...maybe 7th. not sure.

Q: [...] we've seen a few birthdays on the show already, so I was curious
about when everyone's birthdays actually are. Also, who's the oldest
of Numbuhs One through Five? [TheoryGirl]
A: this is probably the next most often asked question i get after "what's the best way from
keeping a turkey moist while cooking it". while i don't know the answer to the latter, i do know
that we don't know () actual dates, only that numbuh five is oldest and numbuh three is youngest.

Q: When the KND are decommissioned (hopefully a long time from now),
will they join the other side and fight for the right of adults or will
they just lounge around for the rest of their lives? [Dazzling13]
A: i guess we won't know until they get there! although, i can't
imagine numbuh one ever giving up the fight!

Q: [...] if Numbuh 3 is younger than Numbuh 1, what will happen to
the treehouse or Numbuh 3 when Numbuh 1 is decommissioned? [Dazzling13]
A: the treehouse will have to be moved to the new leader's house! can
you imagine what the movers would charge to move that thing?

Q: Is Lee somehow related to Wally? The first time I saw TRAINING, I
thought Lee was Wally in disguise or something. Same nose, skin color,
clothes color(they both wear orange and blue!) And Lee's hat covers his
eyes like Wally's hair. I find it quite creepy. [CrazyAsianGirl217]
A: nope, they're not related. but you'll never guess who numbuh 86 is
related to! (and i ain't tellin'!)

Q: Do the other sectors have specialists like in Sector V (i.e. aeronautics, diversionary
tactics, stealth)? [ThuhJesheekuh]
A: sure. i hear that lee became tactical yo-yo specialist of sector W and sonia became soda,
snacks and treats officer of same.

Q: If Kuki's the youngest, then what was Nigel celebrating in JEWELS? [CrazyAsianGirl217]
A: his birthday. JEWELS probably happened before FAST-FOOD

Q: Why did Numbuh 1 love Numbuh 4's pool so much if he didn't like the beach one millimeter?
[Delightfulologist]
A: i wouldn't say he LOVED numbuh four's pool. he was just going to hang with hsi friends!

Q: Did the Delightful Children make Numbuh 1 bald? [Kimi03]
A: yup. numbuh one mentioned it in operation: fountain. but we haven't told the story of HOW that
happened yet! maybe one day we will!

Q: Does #1 have a sister insted of a brother or is he an only child? [Lostkuki]
A: yup...numbuh one is an only child!

Q: [...] This one has been bugging me for a
while: how'd such a scrawny kid like Nigel end up with such a ginormous
butt? [TheoryGirl]
A: too many milkshakes?

Q: [...]how did Nigel and Lizzie meet? [TheoryGirl]
A: good question. maybe that'll be in an episode one day.

Q: [...] I have always wondered what Chad's middle name was (if any!)..and Wally and Hoagie's
too. On Hoagie's profile thingy-thing, it says his full anme is Hoagie P. Gilligan...what does
the 'p' stand for? what? whaaaaaaat? ...*slowly calms down* [Numbah 13]
A: i don't know what chad's and numbuh four's middle name is, but numbuh two's is pennywhistle.

Q: Why Numbuh 2 did some crazy lines, jokes and puns in some episodes? [OneEyedPimp20]
A: who doesn't like crazy lines, jokes and puns?!?