Post by fox on Jul 16, 2007 1:16:59 GMT
This is meh new Interview, insanity, randomness and more things ensue.
Victor D. Phoenix's Interview with Numbuh 5, Dr. Evil, Experiments 624 and 626 from Lilo and Stitch.
Location: Duck Dodgers' ship.
Time: Who the heck cares.
Vic was in the bridge with a lot of sofas and a plothole opens and Numbuh 5, Stitch and Angel, and Dr. Evil come out and land in the sofas.
Abby: Numbuh 5 says were in trouble.
Dr. Evil: Where are my friggin sharks with friggin laser beams in their friggin heads!!??!!
Stitch and Angel: Tooki baba! *Start dancing hula with the Lilo and Stitch series theme.*
Vic: OK! Now I'm gonna ask you some questions about your personal lifes.
Abby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vic: Shut up! Abby, do you still wear a retainer?
Abby: Nope, Numbuh 5 is done with that thing.
Vic: Oh really? *Takes out a taser and zaps Numbuh 5.*
Abby: I still have it.
Dr. Evil: Ha! Loser!
Abby: *Rolls her eyes*
Vic: What are you planning now, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: I'm planning to put a giant 'laser' on Mars, with that, I will hold the world ransom for *Camera focuses on Dr. Evil* 4 gagillion dollars. I call this, Plan 9 from Mars.
Everyone bursts out laughing.
Stitch: Dr. Evil soo stupid, right Boojie Boo?
Angel: Ih.
Vic: What does 'boojie boo' mean?
Stitch: It means 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend' depending on the gender.
Vic:Oh.
Darth Sidious comes.
Sidious: Where's my money?!!!??!!!
Stitch takes out a Plasma Rifle
Stitch: To the place meega is sending you!
Sidious: To the bank?
Stitch: Naga!
Sidious: To get a money order?
Stitch: Naga?
Sidious: To get a check?
Stitch fires his rifle and kills Darth Sidious, Darth Vader comes.
Vader: Padme? Padme is that you?
Angel: She's dead!
Vader: Oh.
Vic: Its hard to admit it.
Vader to Angel: Padme? Padme is that you?
Angel: For Pete's sake. *Clears throat* atooca otoeem-ich hatoomah on ot aggan alan emuti akooita.
Darth Vader then realizes what he's done as Anakin Skywalker.
Vader/Anakin: O.M.G what have I done?
Vic: You did a lot of bad things as Vader.
Vader/Anakin: WHY? Why Padme? I loveded you!! I loveded you Padme!! *Cries*
Vic, Stitch, Angel, Abby, and Dr. Evil: O.O
Lilo Pelekai comes and sees Darth Vader crying like GIR.
Lilo: OK... that's weird.
Vader/Anakin: I loveded you Padme! Why?!!!
Lilo: Cause you were a jerk, and you were blinded by the dark side of whatever you call it.
Angel: I agree.
GIR comes.
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty Dr. Evil!
Dr. Evil: What does the G stand for?
GIR: I don't know. *Smacks his head.* Yee haww! Yeee haw!
Dr. Evil: Um.. is he supposed to be stupid?
Some Guy: Its not stupid, its advanced.
Dr. Evil: OK...
Duck Dodgers and the Cadet come.
Duck Dodgers: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHIP?
Vic: What ship?
GIR: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom....
Six months later....
GIR: doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.
Stitch: Will you please stop singing?
Lilo: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE PINEAPPLE?
GIR: *With Texan accent* I made it myself!
Vic: ENOUGH!!
Everyone shuts up.
Vic: OK, Angel, why do you love Stitch?
Angel: I love him because he's cute, funny, and smart.
GIR: Aww.. my meat.
Vic: This is just getting weird. *Takes out an E-11 Blaster and shots GIR in the head*
GIR: Ouch! *Head explodes*
Duck Dodgers: Or, he has you under some hypnotic spell which forces you to love him.
Angel: Huh?
Duck Dodgers: Don't you see! He has you under some mumbo jumbo and you are being forced to love him.
Angel: What?
Duck Dodgers: Stand back! *Takes out his Blaster Pistol and aims at Stitch.*
Angel: Boojie Boo! *Kicks Duck Dodgers ass*
Duck Dodgers: Ouch!
Angel: Hmph!
GIR: WHY? I LOVEDED YOU DUCK DODGERS! I LOVEDED YOUUUU!!!! *Bursts into tears*
Vader/Anakin: WHY? I LOVEDED YOU PADME! I LOVEDED YOUUUU !!*Bursts into tears*
Everyone: O.O
Vic takes out something out of his pocket.
Vic: Plasma Rifle!!! *Throws it away* Now, if we can do something about the Interview.
GIR: Aww.. my plasma rifle.
Vic: How about if we go and---
A plothole opens and Shadow the Hedgehog comes out.
Shadow: NOW PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM!
Zim: HEY! THAT'S COPYRIGHT YOU KNOW!
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST!
Vic: I hope a plothole opens under us!
A plothole opens under the cast of the Interview.
Vic: The Interview is over! *Puts on sunglasses and takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black* I have to delete this event from your mind.
FLASH!
Vic:Bye!
Stitch: Bye!
Victor D. Phoenix's Interview with Numbuh 5, Dr. Evil, Experiments 624 and 626 from Lilo and Stitch.
Location: Duck Dodgers' ship.
Time: Who the heck cares.
Vic was in the bridge with a lot of sofas and a plothole opens and Numbuh 5, Stitch and Angel, and Dr. Evil come out and land in the sofas.
Abby: Numbuh 5 says were in trouble.
Dr. Evil: Where are my friggin sharks with friggin laser beams in their friggin heads!!??!!
Stitch and Angel: Tooki baba! *Start dancing hula with the Lilo and Stitch series theme.*
Vic: OK! Now I'm gonna ask you some questions about your personal lifes.
Abby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vic: Shut up! Abby, do you still wear a retainer?
Abby: Nope, Numbuh 5 is done with that thing.
Vic: Oh really? *Takes out a taser and zaps Numbuh 5.*
Abby: I still have it.
Dr. Evil: Ha! Loser!
Abby: *Rolls her eyes*
Vic: What are you planning now, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: I'm planning to put a giant 'laser' on Mars, with that, I will hold the world ransom for *Camera focuses on Dr. Evil* 4 gagillion dollars. I call this, Plan 9 from Mars.
Everyone bursts out laughing.
Stitch: Dr. Evil soo stupid, right Boojie Boo?
Angel: Ih.
Vic: What does 'boojie boo' mean?
Stitch: It means 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend' depending on the gender.
Vic:Oh.
Darth Sidious comes.
Sidious: Where's my money?!!!??!!!
Stitch takes out a Plasma Rifle
Stitch: To the place meega is sending you!
Sidious: To the bank?
Stitch: Naga!
Sidious: To get a money order?
Stitch: Naga?
Sidious: To get a check?
Stitch fires his rifle and kills Darth Sidious, Darth Vader comes.
Vader: Padme? Padme is that you?
Angel: She's dead!
Vader: Oh.
Vic: Its hard to admit it.
Vader to Angel: Padme? Padme is that you?
Angel: For Pete's sake. *Clears throat* atooca otoeem-ich hatoomah on ot aggan alan emuti akooita.
Darth Vader then realizes what he's done as Anakin Skywalker.
Vader/Anakin: O.M.G what have I done?
Vic: You did a lot of bad things as Vader.
Vader/Anakin: WHY? Why Padme? I loveded you!! I loveded you Padme!! *Cries*
Vic, Stitch, Angel, Abby, and Dr. Evil: O.O
Lilo Pelekai comes and sees Darth Vader crying like GIR.
Lilo: OK... that's weird.
Vader/Anakin: I loveded you Padme! Why?!!!
Lilo: Cause you were a jerk, and you were blinded by the dark side of whatever you call it.
Angel: I agree.
GIR comes.
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty Dr. Evil!
Dr. Evil: What does the G stand for?
GIR: I don't know. *Smacks his head.* Yee haww! Yeee haw!
Dr. Evil: Um.. is he supposed to be stupid?
Some Guy: Its not stupid, its advanced.
Dr. Evil: OK...
Duck Dodgers and the Cadet come.
Duck Dodgers: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHIP?
Vic: What ship?
GIR: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom....
Six months later....
GIR: doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.
Stitch: Will you please stop singing?
Lilo: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE PINEAPPLE?
GIR: *With Texan accent* I made it myself!
Vic: ENOUGH!!
Everyone shuts up.
Vic: OK, Angel, why do you love Stitch?
Angel: I love him because he's cute, funny, and smart.
GIR: Aww.. my meat.
Vic: This is just getting weird. *Takes out an E-11 Blaster and shots GIR in the head*
GIR: Ouch! *Head explodes*
Duck Dodgers: Or, he has you under some hypnotic spell which forces you to love him.
Angel: Huh?
Duck Dodgers: Don't you see! He has you under some mumbo jumbo and you are being forced to love him.
Angel: What?
Duck Dodgers: Stand back! *Takes out his Blaster Pistol and aims at Stitch.*
Angel: Boojie Boo! *Kicks Duck Dodgers ass*
Duck Dodgers: Ouch!
Angel: Hmph!
GIR: WHY? I LOVEDED YOU DUCK DODGERS! I LOVEDED YOUUUU!!!! *Bursts into tears*
Vader/Anakin: WHY? I LOVEDED YOU PADME! I LOVEDED YOUUUU !!*Bursts into tears*
Everyone: O.O
Vic takes out something out of his pocket.
Vic: Plasma Rifle!!! *Throws it away* Now, if we can do something about the Interview.
GIR: Aww.. my plasma rifle.
Vic: How about if we go and---
A plothole opens and Shadow the Hedgehog comes out.
Shadow: NOW PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM!
Zim: HEY! THAT'S COPYRIGHT YOU KNOW!
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST!
Vic: I hope a plothole opens under us!
A plothole opens under the cast of the Interview.
Vic: The Interview is over! *Puts on sunglasses and takes out the memory flashy thingy from Men In Black* I have to delete this event from your mind.
FLASH!
Vic:Bye!
Stitch: Bye!
