*Attack the next poster with anything dangerous*

[C7Angelocas12]

I activate a heater to counter the cold air.

I swing a baseball bat at the next person.

[numbah18]

I defened with your mom.

I attack the next perso with their mom.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend by sending YOUR MOM to take care of Their Mom.

I enter the fourth dimension and poke the next poster's spleen repeatedly.

[numbah18]

I defend by breaking the fourth dimension before you can do anything.

I attak the next person with my Don Patch Sword.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I dodge.

I send a Gelatinous Cube after the next poster!

*breaks phone so nobody can call the National Gelatinous Cube Attack Hotline*

[numbah18]

I stop it with HAMSTERS.

I attack the nexet person with a robot death monkey.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend with Zim at a fast-food place. He asks for a robot death monkey, takes it, and then attacks Dib with it.

I attack the next poster with a Missingno!

[numbah18]

I defend with not knowing what that is.

I attack the next person with super fist of the nosehair.

[C7Angelocas12]

I place a titanium shield between myself and the fist.

I roll a boulder at the next person.

[numbah18]

I block with an evil wevil.

I attack the next person with Gaia.

[C7Angelocas12]

I place a wall of flames in front of Gaia.

I order Kyurem to use Ice Beam on the next person.

[numbah18]

I defend with Ember the old one not the knew one.

I attack the next person with fail.

[C7Angelocas12]

I deflect it with a glass panel.

I fire a group of hornets at the next person.

[numbah18]

I dodge with telaport.

I attack the next person with power overwhelming.

[C7Angelocas12]

I place a psychic shield in front of the power overwhelming.

I unleash a blizzard at the next person.