*Attack the next poster with anything dangerous*

[numbah18]

I defend by pokeing you so you will do something.

I attack the next person with lots and lots of snow balls.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend with a heat lamp.

I attack by offering you delicious Jello. (See Episode 2 of Blockhead.)

[numbah18]

I defend by not eating it.

I attack the next person with Max on a sugar rush while me and Sam stand back and watch.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend by.... I don't know what the heck you're talking about.

I attack by throwing you into space without a spacesuit.

[littlemissa311]

I defend it by putting on a helmet.

I attack the next person with broccoli.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend with taking the broccoli to an anaylsis table, proving it's been poisoned, sue you for a lot of money, and win the case. You're now pathetic and living in a cardboard box.

I attack by sueing you for trespassing on my property (after claiming the entire world).

[numbah18]

I defind by owning the land that I stand on.

I attack the next person with facebook.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend by X-ing out the page.

I attack TNP with... the awesomeness that is Gir!

[numbah18]

I defend by hideing behind you.

I attac the next person with thereallyoldcarthatwillbreakdownintheroadandgetyoukilled.

[ProteusAmoeba]

I defend with pointing out you forgotten the "k" in "attack".

I attack you with broccoli!

[numbah18]

I defend with a mask.

I attack the next person with a cube.

[C7Angelocas12]

I catch the cube and toss it to the side.

I fire missiles from an Apache Longbow attack helicopter at the next person.

[numbah18]

I defend with a sam site.

I attack the next person with black napalm.

[C7Angelocas12]

I spray the napalm with a fire extinguisher.

I order Reshiram and Zekrom to use Fusion Flare and Fusion Bolt on the next person.

[numbah18]

I defend with being a meathead.

I attac the next person with Cold Compress Man.