Wally talks his way out of trouble!

[juachoerin]

I don't think this deserves to go in Fanfics. It's just a brief scene that my wild imagination conjured up. I'd love to see it used in an episode, but it won't be!


(The KND are standing outside their treehouse.)

Hoagie: Here she comes.

Wally: Now I'm in for it.

Kuki: That's lame. And it was just a mistake!

Wally: Of course! You don't think I would do it on purpose, do you? I thought that file was the letter I wrote to school apologizing for when that bag of worms fell apart in the classroom.

Abby: I totally wish there was some way we could help you.

(They all turn to face Fanny as she arrives. She looks at them for a moment in scornful silence.)

Fanny: Is it true?

Nigel: Um...yes.

Fanny: You had a file of information about the DCFDTL in your computer, and one of you guys deleted it!

(They all nod, looking down.)

Fanny: I'm real proud of sector V. Ew! So who's the lucky winner?

(Wally raises his hand.)

Fanny: Like, what have you got to say for yourself, Numbuh Einstein?

Wally: It was by accident.

Fanny: Yeah, right. That's way rad! You mistook it for a personal letter or something, I suppose? If that's your excuse, it totally won't save you, dude!

Wally: Yes, that's--um--I mean no, that's not it.

Fanny: So how DID it happen?

Wally: (Desperately, trying to think of something.) I--um--

Fanny: WELL???

Wally: Oh--well, you see, I like wiped the screen with Windex because it was, um, dirty. But that file was on the screen at the time, and I wiped so hard it like came off.

Fanny: Oh! (She pauses for a moment, surprised.) Is that true?

(The others hesitate momentarily, stunned at this unexpected bombshell.)

Hoagie: Why...yes.

Kuki: Er...yeah.

Nigel: Um...whatever.

Abby: Like...totally.

Fanny: I see. Well, that's different. I mean, that could have like happened to anyone. All right, your mistake is excused. (She pulls out a folder of papers.) Here are your instructions for the next mission. You've got to steal the formula for that gas that makes Rainbow Monkeys eat people's heads. It's on a paper that Cree carries around in her bra.

Nigel: And here's that report you wanted about the effects of dirty feet fumes on the computer's performance.

(Fanny and Nigel exchange papers.)

Fanny: I've brought a new device for you guys to try out. It's a ray that makes people grow four extra legs, so until they figure out how to walk with six legs they can't move. Come and get it out of my rocket.

(Nigel and Hoagie go with her.)

Kuki: (To Wally) Awesome! You talked your way out of getting expelled.

Wally: Oh, man, that was close. I was like prayin' it would work.

Abby: Windex! Wow! That was good thinking, dude.

[Shwoo]

That was okay, but they were a bit out of character. Why is Fanny talking like a valley girl?

[juachoerin]

I'm fascinated by that kind of slang, especially since it has its own grammar too--I analyzed it HERE. And click my signature for my article about kids in general.

[Shwoo]

Er... Okay, but you shoud probably keep her in character.

[tropicalkittiez]

clanker said:

Er... Okay, but you shoud probably keep her in character.

I agree. It's interesting, but Fanny talked way too much like me.

[Mariostar]

Yeah I didn't like that.

[knd1]

I thought it was okay

[kylohk]

Fanny seems a little too tolerant for her personality...

[perfectnumbuh12]

Yes, she was TOO tolerant, but good work^^ (or should I say imagination? xD)

[mjnseifer]

It's ok.

And you right It's not a fan Fiction it's a fan script any way.

[delightfulologist1]

I didn't like how she became a valley girl like Shwoo said. Looks like you did hard studying.
Otherwise, the plot was hilarious!