Post by agentarizonan on Sept 3, 2007 6:37:44 GMT
This is supposed to be like a comic strip, except without the art.
Issue #1:
Somewhere on the outskirts of Phoenix, Arizona, near the neighboring city of Scottsdale, two men in the neighborhood meet each other.
David: Hey, are you new to the neighborhood?
Sam: Yes I am. I'm from New York City. You?
David: I'm from the Big Apple too!
Sam: I guess we're both transplants from the east!
David: Do you ever get the feeling that the FBI is watching us?
Sam gives David an incredulous look, but remembers that he's had funny feelings like those before.
Issue #2:
Nicholas and Otto, two men of Fickle Bastards Incorporated, are listening to the conversations of Sam and David from a "plumber's van" parked nearby.
Nicholas: Did you hear that? Do you think they're onto us?
Otto: Naw! They're just a bunch of crazy, paranoid people who've just moved in from NYC. A long move tends to make you think crazy things.
Issue #3
Meanwhile, in another van, one that doesn't look like crap, Collin and Tucker, two Federal Bureau of Investigation agents, are spying on, well, the neighborhood.
Collin: Did you hear that?
Tucker: Yeah, two people are spying on someone.
Collin: I hope they're not spying on us.
Tucker: Why would they be spying on us? We're inside a van.
Collin: They might be paranoid.
Tucker: Yeah. Like a duo of spies would be paranoid about being spied on.
Issue #1:
Somewhere on the outskirts of Phoenix, Arizona, near the neighboring city of Scottsdale, two men in the neighborhood meet each other.
David: Hey, are you new to the neighborhood?
Sam: Yes I am. I'm from New York City. You?
David: I'm from the Big Apple too!
Sam: I guess we're both transplants from the east!
David: Do you ever get the feeling that the FBI is watching us?
Sam gives David an incredulous look, but remembers that he's had funny feelings like those before.
Issue #2:
Nicholas and Otto, two men of Fickle Bastards Incorporated, are listening to the conversations of Sam and David from a "plumber's van" parked nearby.
Nicholas: Did you hear that? Do you think they're onto us?
Otto: Naw! They're just a bunch of crazy, paranoid people who've just moved in from NYC. A long move tends to make you think crazy things.
Issue #3
Meanwhile, in another van, one that doesn't look like crap, Collin and Tucker, two Federal Bureau of Investigation agents, are spying on, well, the neighborhood.
Collin: Did you hear that?
Tucker: Yeah, two people are spying on someone.
Collin: I hope they're not spying on us.
Tucker: Why would they be spying on us? We're inside a van.
Collin: They might be paranoid.
Tucker: Yeah. Like a duo of spies would be paranoid about being spied on.