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Post by agentarizonan on Sept 3, 2007 6:37:44 GMT
This is supposed to be like a comic strip, except without the art.
Issue #1:
Somewhere on the outskirts of Phoenix, Arizona, near the neighboring city of Scottsdale, two men in the neighborhood meet each other.
David: Hey, are you new to the neighborhood?
Sam: Yes I am. I'm from New York City. You?
David: I'm from the Big Apple too!
Sam: I guess we're both transplants from the east!
David: Do you ever get the feeling that the FBI is watching us?
Sam gives David an incredulous look, but remembers that he's had funny feelings like those before.
Issue #2:
Nicholas and Otto, two men of Fickle Bastards Incorporated, are listening to the conversations of Sam and David from a "plumber's van" parked nearby.
Nicholas: Did you hear that? Do you think they're onto us?
Otto: Naw! They're just a bunch of crazy, paranoid people who've just moved in from NYC. A long move tends to make you think crazy things.
Issue #3
Meanwhile, in another van, one that doesn't look like crap, Collin and Tucker, two Federal Bureau of Investigation agents, are spying on, well, the neighborhood.
Collin: Did you hear that?
Tucker: Yeah, two people are spying on someone.
Collin: I hope they're not spying on us.
Tucker: Why would they be spying on us? We're inside a van.
Collin: They might be paranoid.
Tucker: Yeah. Like a duo of spies would be paranoid about being spied on.
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Post by agentarizonan on Sept 6, 2007 7:47:59 GMT
Issue #4:
Meanwhile, inside the plumber's van, our antagonists, Nicholas and Otto, are doing their spywork.
Nicholas: Hey Otto, do you ever get the feeling that you're being spied on?
Otto: No, but it would be weird because we'd be spies who are getting spied on.
Nicholas: We're probably being spied on by the FBI.
Otto: But we are the FBI!
Nicholas: No, I'm not talking about the Fickle Bastards Incorporated! I'm talking about the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You know, the agents who work for the government.
Otto: That's just crazy!
Issue #5:
Meanwhile, inside the van that doesn't look like crap, Collin and Tucker are watching, using a remote-controlled video camera, a yard sale by a man who sells old antiques, technology stolen from the CIA and other government agencies, devices to "protect people from mind control beams", and artifacts that he swore came from aliens visiting earth. He is obvious insane.
Collin: Check this out! This guy is having a yard sale of weird shit!
Tucker: All I can find on this guy is that his name is Darren Dover and he spends all his time coming up with bizarre explanations for historical events, proving that the government is evil, and trying to contact aliens from other star systems.
Collin: What a nut! He should be sent to an insane asylum.
Tucker: NO! He's too entertaining to put him away!
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