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Post by Girl next door on Nov 30, 2008 15:58:14 GMT
So this is similar to the 'Post any pictures you want!' thread.
Feel free to post any funny quotes you've found anywhere, 1 to 3 in a post.
Here I go:
'You know who I hate? Miley Cyrus. I wanna punch her in the ovaries.' - youtuber WasteTimeChasingCars
'Periods suck, and commas rule.' - 3rd most subscribed youtuber(s) smosh
Think a little bit about what this one means XD
These 2 quotes are going into my Fav quotes section in my facebook profile!
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Dec 1, 2008 1:38:31 GMT
"All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words. " From the movie Milk
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Post by GoldenFlither on Dec 1, 2008 4:27:10 GMT
*laughs* That's kinda funny.
"I know they were just kids, but man we beat the fuck out of them."
From Dogma. Watch it and laugh.
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Post by Girl next door on Dec 4, 2008 11:12:23 GMT
'Dad, do you know how to crank that soulja boy?'
'Dad, do you like to superman that hoe?' - 6th most subscribed youtuber Kevjumba
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Post by allie on Dec 6, 2008 19:47:23 GMT
"I don't mean to pry, but do you by any chance have six fingers?"
"... Do you always start conversations this way?"
~ The Princess Bride, those quotes never get old.
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Post by fangirl4315 on Dec 6, 2008 21:35:21 GMT
"It's not the giving, it's not the getting. It's the loving." ~Garfield.
Man, I love this Christmas quote.
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Dec 7, 2008 19:13:42 GMT
"Don't put your finger in me ever again."-Josh, Merry Christmas Drake and Josh gah, that movie is rated G for Gay "What are you Alex? I'm Out!!" ~ Nat and Alex at DC yesterday night  |
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Post by ~PrettyInPurpleness~ on Dec 7, 2008 22:19:48 GMT
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh gah, that movie is rated G for Gay xD, nice. "W-Why are you taking my car?!" "Because it's blue." - Merry Christmas Drake and Josh. |
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Post by allie on Dec 7, 2008 22:59:36 GMT
I need to sit down and watch all of it. Good thing my sister recorded it on DVR. I love D&J. ^_^
"Mortal Combat on the Sega is the best videogame ever."
"I disagree, it's a very good game. But I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever!"
"... Donkey Kong SUCKS!"
"You know what, YOU SUCK."
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"NO I WILL NOT MAKE-OUT WITH YOU!"
~ Billy Madison.
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Dec 8, 2008 3:10:13 GMT
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh gah, that movie is rated G for Gay xD, nice. "W-Why are you taking my car?!" "Because it's blue." - Merry Christmas Drake and Josh. Haha 8) "Come on Oprah, Give me strength!"-Josh,MCD&J "HER NAME IS SALLY!"-Crazy Steve MCD&J is really funny, i love it. Its awesome. "Well, now we're going to leave the stage for one of our smallets members--wait? we're not? Uh..never mind then..heh.."-Nat, yesterday at the concert. "You know we could just sit here and stare at you all night, OOOR we could play another song."-Alex,last night at the concert. "Seven swans a- swimming. Essh, Eshba, Ickna"-Drake and that foregin dude from MCD&J |
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Post by ~PrettyInPurpleness~ on Dec 8, 2008 3:55:29 GMT
xD, nice. "W-Why are you taking my car?!" "Because it's blue." - Merry Christmas Drake and Josh. Haha 8) "Come on Oprah, Give me strength!"-Josh,MCD&J "HER NAME IS SALLY!"-Crazy Steve I LOVE Crazy Steve! I remember that part. "So how does it wo-" Drake "SHE!" - Crazy Steve |
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Dec 8, 2008 23:01:56 GMT
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (300)  Obsessive. |
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Post by allie on Dec 9, 2008 2:16:21 GMT
"What's that?" ~ Dakota
"Oh! It's skittles, from my Secret Santa in Concert Choir!"
"... Don't let people steal them away. Hide them in your bag." ~ Dakota
"Okay."
"Unless you go into the dark alley with a guy beating the crap out of you and stealing your skittles." ~ Skylar
"...Um..okay?"
...
"Hey Allie, would you do be a BIG favor?"
"What's that?"
"Would you tell Mr. Kirksey that you don't want to sit by me. Tell him I want to move to the back of the room."
"..."
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"Hey Allie, you want to arm wrestle me?"
"... No thank you, honey. You'll pounce my hand in a second."
"Pounce?"
"Yeah... like, a cat would do to a mouse."
"... I can't pounce. Look at me! *gestures himself* The word isn't pounce for me."
"Hm.. well, maybe--"
"The word is flock."
"...Flock?"
"Yeah, you know... like a goose flaws its wings up into the air."
"...Ohhh!"
(Yet, I forgot what he said. ^^;; I know it isn't 'flock' that's for sure.)
This all is from today in English Class. My friend Dakota Short and me. xD And some from Skylar, too.
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Post by numbuh9494 on Dec 9, 2008 2:33:25 GMT
Me (running over to friend Anna): Anna! It's not raining anymore! (wails)
Anna: Uh...okay...
Peter: Are you okay?
Me: (jumps up and down, still talking rapidly) I mean, it was raining and I was like running around and dancing and stuff and now it's not!
Josh: Maybe we should pin her hands up against the stone pillars and knock her head against the concrete. Maybe we can get the brain back in the right way...
Me: Never mind! I'm okay!
~Me, my friend Anna, and Peter and his teenage brother Josh at my church, Westwood Baptist Church
So...yeah.
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Post by allie on Dec 10, 2008 2:49:22 GMT
"Hey Allie!"
"Heya House, how you doin'?"
This was from this morning before first period at school. My friend Cody in my sophmore class, he broke his leg 'bout a month ago, and he uses a cane to go around the school to walk and stuff.
I don't watch House, but I couldn't help but blurt it out once I saw him walking to the school's office with his cane. XD
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