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Post by thesuki on Sept 9, 2007 3:36:48 GMT
HOpe there isn't already one on the forum..
Post transcripts of strange or funny Real Life, online, PM, IM, or internal conversations for our entertainment!
Ex: Surprising since Kevin Bacon's somewhat strange and chisled features are what helkped make him such a successful evil character.
Me: OH! He did the voice of Balto.
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Sept 11, 2007 1:50:25 GMT
me:"meanie  " guy:"what'd I do?" me;"you took my shelf" him:"er?" me:"i cant reeaacch  " |
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Post by thesuki on Sept 11, 2007 1:58:10 GMT
Me: I have decided that I am very much in favor of Sir Lancelot being gay.
DL: ... You're strange Suki.
Me: What? Dude slept with the wife of his best friend and sovereign king which was the first in a long line of dominoes ultimately leading to the end of Camelot. If he's straight, so is Batspawn 1.
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Sept 11, 2007 2:26:42 GMT
This is more or less verbatim
Z: I met some harlequins today.
FF: ...
Z: They were juggling fire.
FF: Eh?
Z: It was a very warm experience.
FF: I-- I hardly know what to say.
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Post by Cap'n Veg on Sept 13, 2007 14:38:09 GMT
My friend from school and I ride horses at the same barn- (Note that my other friends are listening in on this conversation as well)
Me: My favorite horse is Twister, even though he's a lazy fatass.
Friend: Twister's way to slow for me, you know that new horse, Snickers? He's so fun to ride!
Me: Yeah, he's really fast and awesome.
Friend: But I can't stand Prince.
Me: What, why? He's ok for me.
Friend: We just don't get along, he doesn't listen to me.
Me: Maybe he just does that because he likes you. =3
Friend: What?
Me: You know how in elemtary school when boys act mean to girls because they actually just like them? Maybe it's like that.
Friend: But I'm always hitting him with the crop (that thing that whips horses) and kicking him to make him move.
Me: Well, maybe he likes that!
Everyone except me: 0_0 ....
Me: ... wait-
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Sept 14, 2007 1:50:18 GMT
me and my friend at teh mallz.. like in June.
her:"you know, you could always get baby clothes"
me:"Yea, like that'd go well. Buying baby clothes for an invisible kid.
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Post by thesuki on Sept 14, 2007 17:05:11 GMT
Him: ... or Joey could respond that he is "bi-curious, but not bi-desperate".
Me: I don't think they've developed a form of sign language for sarcasm.
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Post by dex on Sept 14, 2007 20:05:13 GMT
Me: Are you going to get off the computer anytime soon??
Dad: I'll get off when I get off.
Me: *holding a fork* I'll fork you!
Dad: ...
Me: ... WAIT NO.
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Post by lois4dead4 on Sept 14, 2007 20:15:54 GMT
Me talking to my Friend in Art Class while my teacher is CLEARLY in ear shot
Me:(loudly) Hey! Do you want to see my unfinished collage that we did for homework?!
Teacher: (Gives me the evils)
Me: which I really hope wasn't supposed to be in for today....
Weirdo guy on our table: HAHA! Milk...
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Post by Cap'n Veg on Sept 14, 2007 20:19:14 GMT
*After my Dad watched The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya*
Dad: That was, surprisingly, really good.
Me: Told ya. So, who was your favorite character?
Dad: I liked the narrator guy.
Me: His name is Kyon, Dad.
Dad: I know that, but I'm having trouble remembering their names, so I give them my own nicknames, like "quiet girl"-
Me: Nagato.
Dad: Wacko chick...
Me: Haruhi
Dad: Psychic guy...
Me: Koizumi
Dad: Big 'uns...
Me: Miku- waitwhat?!
Oh yeah, at some point he also called her "Jigglypuff". We watched a few episodes of Pokemon earlier that day.
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Post by ♥Comet..Adie♥ on Sept 14, 2007 20:20:39 GMT
me:"wait what?"
friend 1:"there's a hell michigan"
me:"Really?"
friend 2:" Im going to hell."
all:"ROAD TRIP TO HELL!"
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"did you know that in Germany, if you can see over the bar, you can drink"
"really?"
"lets get drunk in Germany"
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Post by Numbuh 278 on Sept 20, 2007 22:39:45 GMT
Me: Ugly people are like potato chips, they hurt your eyes
My bro: wtf that makes no sense!
Me: Yes it does.. cause potato chips are bad for you, and plus ugly people hurt your eyes and thats bad :]
...*weirdo* XD
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