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Post by melodia on May 27, 2011 22:44:17 GMT
Fanny Encounters Notorious Dilemma Ensuing Rapidly
anyone is welcome to join
86:*contacts Number 362 with 2x4 phone*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on May 28, 2011 3:52:16 GMT
As 86 is trying to get ahold of 362, it happens to be the time where every day, 1/0 comes in, makes an annoying noise on his vuvuzela, and drive 86 mad(der).
*1/0 knocks on the door. He's wearing his "normal" clothes: top hat with "1÷0" on it, a scarf bent like a Möbius strip, sweatpants, and a shirt reading, "If only you, dead people, and I understand hexadecimal, how many understand it?". He's carrying his vuvuzela, random 2x4 technology, and a book titled "How to Annoy the Hell Out of Anybody and Be Awesome".*
1/0: Hello? Numbuh 86? You in there?
(1/0 has been doing this for the past couple years. 86 has gotten quite used to it, but when 86 doesn't open the door, 1/0 typically just destroys it with his vuvuzela.)
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Post by melodia on May 28, 2011 20:12:29 GMT
86:What are YOU doing here? *puts away 2x4 phone*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on May 28, 2011 20:27:07 GMT
1/0: I think it's fairly obvious. I've been coming here the exact same time every day for two years, all for the same reason.
*1/0 then parades into 86's office, tossing his vuvuzela like a baton. 1/0 then pulls out the T.U.R.D. (Timewasting Underwear Residue, Duh), and throws it at the wall.
1/0: Pipple skipple apple sauce and a bucket of creamed cheese!
*1/0 smiles for a few seconds, very freaky.*
1/0: Say, wanna play Rock Paper Scissors?
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Post by melodia on May 30, 2011 0:02:05 GMT
86:I'm trying to in touch with Number 362 Sector G is under attack and we don't NEED you here *pushes 1/0 out the door shuts and locks the door*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on May 30, 2011 14:02:55 GMT
1/0: You don't need me here, but I don't care!
*1/0 pulls out his vuvuzela, and repeatedly hits the door with it until it falls down. 1/0 parades back into the room.*
(OT: What time are you typically on, EST? I want to gather this information from everyone I RP with.)
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Post by melodia on May 30, 2011 22:59:47 GMT
86:What exactly is it that you want?! besides getting on my nerves! we have an emergency type situation here and YOU show up! *fixes the door back the way it was*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on May 31, 2011 19:10:24 GMT
1/0: Typically, I'm just here to be awesome. but today, it's kind of my assignment from 362 to be here.
*1/0 holds a piece of paper, signed by 362, ordering him to meet with 86.*
1/0: Something about Sector G. I kind of spaced out during the mission brief.
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Post by melodia on May 31, 2011 21:46:43 GMT
86:What kind of assignment?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jun 1, 2011 19:29:23 GMT
1/0: I was told to meet you. I don't really remember; I think you were supposed to call 362 and ask.
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Post by melodia on Jun 2, 2011 0:09:13 GMT
86:Alright *pulls out 2x4 phone and calls Number 362*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jun 2, 2011 19:44:25 GMT
362: Hi, Num— Hi, Num— Hi, Numbuh 86. What's going on?
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Post by melodia on Jun 3, 2011 0:30:37 GMT
86:Sector G is under attack and they need some help and are you ok sir?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jun 3, 2011 0:54:22 GMT
Before 362 can respond, 1/0 begins humming loudly to "The Entertainer". He's also dancing wildly.
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Post by melodia on Jun 4, 2011 22:45:29 GMT
86:CAN YOU KEEP QUIET I CAN'T HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING! *grabs 1/0 ties him up with some ropes and tosses him into a closet and locks it*
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