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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 4, 2011 2:06:07 GMT
1/0: That... sounds boring. Let's just look on my a la SpongeBob list I keep of fun things to do.
*1/0 pulls out the list. It is written entirely in red.*
1/0: The extra-fun things are in red! Let's see now, I've done up to #9001, so that leaves us at... bashing faulty creationist arguments! I love doing that!
1/0, to 67: You know where I could bash some creationist arguments?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 4, 2011 17:47:43 GMT
Numbuh 67: We can go to Kansas and find the Westboro Baptist Church.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 5, 2011 20:29:03 GMT
1/0: Sounds good! Now, how do we get there? Ever since the whole peanut brittle incident, travel's been kind of hard.
There is a flashback. 1/0's trying to build a peanut brittle delivery system into the SCAMPER. He drops a MARBLE into the air vents. A few days later, there's an explosion and the SCAMPER got filled with peanut brittle.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 6, 2011 1:14:21 GMT
Numbuh 67: We hitch a ride onto one of those giant birds!
Numbuh 67 points at the giant albatrosses flying around.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 6, 2011 22:28:34 GMT
1/0: Works for me!
As 1/0 and 67 cross the border of Kansas, they get caught in a tornado and land in a Dunkin' Donuts somewhere. Where? Nobody knows.
1/0: Numbuh 67, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 7, 2011 1:36:16 GMT
Numbuh 67 knocks Numbuh 1/0 on the head with his fist.
Numbuh 67: Of course we're in Kansas! They have Dunkin' Donuts establishments every-friggin-where in the US.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 7, 2011 1:40:45 GMT
1/0: Then why is the sky orange?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 7, 2011 1:46:41 GMT
Numbuh 67: WHAT?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU F***ING PIECE OF S*** LITTLE DUMBA** RUNT!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 7, 2011 2:29:52 GMT
1/0: So it's my fault for trying to knock some sense into fundy loons, getting caught in a tornado we had no knowledge of, and launched to a donut shop on Titan? Don't make me take off my hat.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 7, 2011 2:55:25 GMT
Numbuh 67: DO YOU THINK I'M SCARING OF SOME F***ING PIECE OF CLOTH?!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 7, 2011 3:14:24 GMT
1/0: Okay, I've warned you....
*1/0 takes off his hat, points it at 67, and says "Nomnomnom". The hat begins to try to eat 67's greasy head off.*
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 7, 2011 4:09:46 GMT
Numbuh 67: That is one crazy hat!
Numbuh 67 kisses Numbuh 1/0 on the mouth in the most disgusting way you can think of. Numbuh 1/0 accidently swallows some saliva.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 7, 2011 15:22:54 GMT
1/0 evades the kiss, seeing it as a bit too random.
1/0: Why are you trying to kiss me after swearing at me? Do you have mood swings or something?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Jul 7, 2011 20:20:05 GMT
Numbuh 67: I was trying to gross you out and make you throw up!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Jul 8, 2011 1:31:04 GMT
1/0: And my throwing up would accomplish what, exactly?
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