Op. Y.O.-H.O. [[a pirates life for me]]

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"well were already here" Alex rolled his eyes. "leave Jake and I alone were having a pirate date tonight, right babe?"

"I don't know," Jake teased,"your hair's not up to my fashion standards..I mean, split ends?" He smirked, teasingly.
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"He's here," she said worried, "What if he tries to get me?"

Alex glared "um hello I'm flirting with my fiancé here!"

"Babe, your hair isn't up to my standards. Fix it, I can't be seen withsome one with awkward hair," he teased.
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She coward away. "s-sorry. I'll...leave you alone..." SHe said, shoving her usual scene hair into messy minituare pigtails, making her look like a little kid.

Alex pulled out a mirror " there, I fixed it" and the plane landed

Jake kissed him. "You look fab, Babe. "

"Unlike Misty over there," he grinned

Alex winked ,"I can't wait to get on that ship babe. Romantic getaway... Well. Along with a mission I mean..."

"is your porthole big enough for my ship?" Jake flirted

"bitch please " Alex grinned, " you should be asking me that"

"Babe, I'm the topper," He grinned. "Silly bottom." He kissed Alex again, running his fingers through his hair. "Your pink's faded..."

Alex glared " no it isn't " crossing his arms as an operative walked in " hello I am numbuh 453 . Welcome. Please board the pirate ship with your luggage right away"

"Babe, grab your luggage. Before we do our date-night I gotta fix my roots," jake blushed.
Misty looked over at Alex and Jake when she was called. "I'm in your room...."

Alex pouted " but Jake and I wanted to be alone

"Vali is too. it's 4 to a room..."

"I gotta share a bed with Vali...."

Uh no, there's another over there..."

"'kay..." she whispered softly, obeying. When the operative left Jake looked over at Vali. "Is she all right?"

Vali sighed "no.. She's acting really weird

"Did she tell you anything?"
"She hasn't worn...that since her big tomboy days."

"something about being raped I think

"What?!" Jake asked shocked

"by someone back home"

"Who..." He asked, worried "Was his name...Jason?"

Vali nodded

"Holy shit!!!! That's what he was doing with her!? Oh my god... Baby," jake said to Alex. "did you hear what happened?"

Alex shook his head no

"That fucking asshole fucking raped my sister!"

Alex gasped " who the heck would wanna do that?!"

"What do you mean? She's not exactly, ugly "jake said."I mean, she does fuck with a lot of guy's hormones..."

Alex shrugged " not mine "

"well duh. So that's why she's all werid. Oh my god...." Jake said, still shocked

Alex shrugged " well we can't do anything about it now..."'

"true. but babe...it's my sister. it wasn't some stranger or anyone but my sister this happened to. I feel so bad...she's not even 16...."

Alex sighed "yeah..." not really knowing what to say

"Fuck," Jake sighed. "I knew he was an ass but seriously?"
"someone would sink that fucking low to fuck a lesbo?!"

He nodded

Jake just sighed again, hugging onto Alex."Babe, maybe we shouldn't go on our date...." he bit on his lip,uncertain. "Maybe we should hang out with Misty instead...."

"but... I guess..."

"wouldn't you do the same for Vali?" Jake asked Alex. "I mean, if she doesn't want to do anything, then we just go on like usual. Besides," Jake admitted sheepishly."My roots are *horrible

Alex nodded " iguess it's just hard for me to get over how much she annoys me"

"Yeah....but she's still my sister, your's too, in a few weeks or so, you know?"

He nodded

"Anyways, she doesn't look like she wants to do anything tonight. Maybe we can fit in a romantic dinner? I found this Vegan place I knew you'd want to try...."

Misty came up to Alex and Jake."I'm just going to go to sleep or something....I don't really feel well..."

" were on a ship babe." Alex reminded him as an operative entered the room "please report to the deck in ten minutes"

"It's the only Vegan place on the ship," Jake grinned. "it cost me my month's paycheck, but you're worth it."

Alex blushes "babe, are you sure…?"

"if you let me fix your hair." he added. "and duh. you're my husband. practically." Jake grinned. "it's just a paycheck. I'll earn it back in like, a week or so, depending how many old ladies come back to me."

Alex blushed " thanks babe"

jake grinned. "I love you," and kissed Alex softly.

Misty wandered over towards them, "Gimmie my shot, I'm goin' to bed. Don't wake me, don't bother me," she said bitterly, jake bit on his lip, staring at his sister. "Mist, when ever you wanna Alex and I wanna do something with you...whatever you want...ain't that right babe?

"whatever you want on this ship. We'll do it. So, um, I'll let you sleep now, I guess, and we're going out to dinner just as soon as I rebuzz Alex's side and touch up my roots. "

Misty muttered something, before crawling into bed

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Alex nodded, "Ok."

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"ready for the big date, Babe?" Jake asked with a grin, pulling out one of the outfits Alex liked best on him."I've got a lot planned," he grinned. "Big news."

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"What kind of news?" Alex asked

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Jake grinned. "It's a surprise. But, it's big. I'm pregnant," Jake joked. "I can tell you now, if you want." He grinned. "And because I'm in such a good mood, I'm even painting my nails to match yours," added.

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"Tell me!" Alex begged, hating surprises.

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"Fine. You know how I work in some old lady salon? The kind where all these old ladies always try to set me up with their granddaughters and shit? Well, this one had her niece come with her," Jake paused dramatically. "And it turns out she owns that one salon across town, where all those rich people families live."

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"And?"

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"And, she offered me a job there. I'll make twice as much, better clients, better money, and my own station! It's basically my first 'real' job! Apparently, it's one of the best places in our area and I got a job there! People actually spend well up to 200$ there on a haircut! Babe, this could be my big break!"

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Alex gasped, "Oh my god!" and hugged Jake, "That's amazing!"

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Jake kissed Alex. "Apparently all the top people in the area go there! Like that cute reporter on channel 5!" he grinned. "The fashion one. Anyways, I'll only be starting with 35$ a person, but, still, compared to the old salary this is pretty good! And Um, I got you a little present." Jake handed Alex a new pair of high heels with a matching shirt and pants. "They're customized for you, babe. They have our initials on 'em and I hope you like it....cost me a fortune," jake muttered,

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"That's great!" he smiled, opening the present, "I love it! Babe, who helped you pick it all out!?"

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"Me..." Jake muttered. "Well, Misty helped a little.....but I did most of it!" Jake exclaimed, handing over a pair of bright pink designer sunglasses, too, similar to the pair he had. On the ear it said A. Vanity-Monroe in gold lettering. "I kinda had a little fun on my shopping spree for you...Mom gave me a credit card for my birthday last year, and I've had some fun with it....Oh yeah...." Jake handed Alex an extension from Dahvie Vanity's Madd Rad hair collection."I found this when we went to Orlando, I thought you'd love them."

Misty wandered over to Alex and Jake, silently. "I know what I want to do," she said softly. "I....don't want to be Misty anymore. I want to be a completely new person..." she bit her lip."Change everything....I don't want to be Misty anymore....."

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Alex grinned, "Omg! I love it!" and turned to Misty, "What then?"

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"I don't know....just...I don't want to be me....Make me over anyway you want. Call me Mistina, I don't care. As long as he--" she stopped, scared. "As long as.....yeah..." she stopped talking.