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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:19:28 GMT
1/0: You, not really. 1758, him, I probably would.
1/0: I feel the big fight's getting kind of... dull. SEND IN THE RAPTORS!
Everyone: Wait, what?
*Now we see, in the audiotorium, a blue teenage gynoid trying to stop an American and Soviet spy with broken feet from blowing up the Moon, with some Amish kids wanting it all to stop, and raptors running around everywhere, sending the battle into sudden death overtime.*
1/0 (to everyone in the audiotorium): THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN PROTECT AGAINST A RAPTOR ATTACK! I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE RESOURCES YOU NEED!
*1/0, feeling a need for even more eccentric amusement, tosses top hats down to everyone, and starts playing a can-can on the KND M.E.G.U.H.S.P.E.E.K.E.R.Z. He expects them all to put them on and start doing the can-can. Or just to stand there confused before getting eaten by raptors. 1/0 then has an urge to help White Spy, because he's American.*
1/0: HERE'S A HINT: YOU NEED TO PUT ON THE HAT AND START DANCING TO THE MUSIC I'M PLAYING IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET EATEN BY RAPTORS! EVERYONE! EXCEPT BLACK SPY! PUT ON THE PROVIDED TOP HATS AND DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 1:21:00 GMT
94: Thats it I'm out of here. *leaves and locks the door behind her*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:23:58 GMT
1/0: Sorry, did I mention the raptors jammed the lock as I sended them in? You're trapped here.... FOREVER. Or until I get two tons of dynamite to get us out of here.
*Try to get 1/0 as bored as possible. Then his logical side will overturn his amusement.*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 1:26:11 GMT
94: I'm crawling out through the vents I'm not staying in here.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:30:08 GMT
1/0: Yeah, I kind of used those vents to experiment my emergency peanut butter transport system...
*Pipe explodes, peanut butter leaks through.*
1/0: Oh, I was wondering where that MARBLE went...
86: You were using a MARBLE in the AIR VENTS OF A SCAMPER to EXPERIMENT with PEANUT BUTTER?! Stupid boys...
1/0: Point is, we're trapped here. No way out, until the raptors force us out.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 1:35:23 GMT
94: BUT I DON"T WANT TO BE IN HERE!!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:39:56 GMT
1/0: Neither do I. Well, I kind of do. I think we should send in the zombies in a few more minutes, I wanna see how that turns out. But, do you really wanna go out there and fight all the RAPTORS? *dramatic chord plays*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 1:40:55 GMT
94: You know I'll just join you and watch all of this fold out?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:44:23 GMT
1/0: Okay, then. We can make it even more awesome by throwing some of this peanut butter at everyone down there. Raptors love peanut butter.
*throws peanut butter everywhere*
*Numbuh 86 is starting to lose her temper with 1/0.*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 1:46:50 GMT
94: *Just stares*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 1:56:39 GMT
1/0: What? Don't you want to throw peanut butter at them, too?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 2:01:34 GMT
94: No because it will provoke them and eventually they will go after us.
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Post by numbuh1758 on Oct 17, 2010 2:26:19 GMT
1758:*Throwing peanut butter when she says this* oh *stops*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2010 2:27:35 GMT
94: Yea ya better stop the sooner you do the sooner they will forget and leave us alone.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2010 16:22:00 GMT
*1/0's logical side is starting to show now.*
1/0: I suppose you're right: we don't want death by raptor: the peanut butter would just provoke them. But we have all this peanut butter, and what options do we have? I hate peanut butter! I would make diamonds out of it, but I don't have that kind of 2x4 tech in here yet.
*86 is finally starting to calm down.*
1/0: But, what options do we really have to choose from? Any ideas?
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