The Shadow

[numbuh1758]

anyone want to rp so i may introduce my OC Numbuh 1758? be warned hes a very serious person!

[Numbuh 33 :D]

Hello there Im number 33 I am interested in rp(ing)
sounds like fun ^^

[ProteusAmoeba]

Sure! My operative is Numbuh 1/0 (one divided by zero, a mathematical impossibility). He's the 2x4 tech officer of Sector ?.

*Numbuh 1/0 walks into the room at the Arctic Training Academy.*

1/0 (to 1758): Hello, Numbuh 86 ordered me to go and train a new operative, Numbuh... 1758, I believe? Don't know where Numbuh 60 was...

*Cutscene shows Numbuhs 60 and 86, in swimsuits, relaxing at the beaches of Sector J.*

112 (to 60 and 86): Another mango smoothie, mon?

*Scene flashes back to Arctic Academy.*

1/0: Oh well, I guess we'll never know. Anyway, I am Numbuh 1/0. Numbuh 33 and I will be working with you. To start off, I would like to show you some basic 2x4 weaponry, okay?

[numbuh1758]

*The new operative nods and seems very interested in the weapons*

1758:Oh yes please. Ive been waiting for this part.

[Deleted]

I can be apart of it if you need some one for 86 or 362.

[ProteusAmoeba]

1/0 (continuing with 1758): So, two of the basic melee weapons used in the KND are the S.L.U.G.G.U.H. and the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. I managed to build copies of each of them for training purposes.

*1/0 gestures towards S.L.U.G.G.U.H.*

1/0: This is a KND S.L.U.G.G.U.H. Its name is an acronym, meaning "Spring-Loaded Uppercutting Glove Gives Unbelievable Headaches". It was originally invented by the now-decomissioned 2x4 technology officer of Sector B, Numbuh 1-2.

Anyway, as you can see, we have a boxing glove, in which I've inserted and glued in place a bowling ball. The bowling ball is attached to one end of an industrial-grade spring. The other end is attached to a wooden board. As you can see, there's two high-strength ropes tied to the spring towards the glove end. These ropes go down to the board, through a Lego piece with a hole in it (which is nailed to the wooden board). Each has a seperate Lego. Anyway, just as the ropes pass through the Lego, there is a knot which prevents it from slipping back.

To use the SLUGGUH, simply point the SLUGGUH in the direction of the enemy, pull both of the ropes (pull it more for a harder hit) and release them.

*1/0 sets up a Toilenator dummy in the middle of the room.*

1/0: Now, use the SLUGGUH to get the Toilenator.

[Numbuh 33 :D]

lol finally going to join
I’m #33 from sector SD, second in command; I know how to build a bit of 2x4 technology and to fly ships due to my brother’s help. I love animals and can have a temper if bothered, but from that I am very nice…
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*Numbuh 33 walks into the room looking for 1/0 and sees that he is already working with who she thinks might be the new operative *

33: *runs toward them* There you are 1/0….I been looking all over for you. *looks at 1758, practicing to use the S.L.U.G.G.U.H. on the Toilenator dummy in the middle of the room.* is he the new operative?

[ProteusAmoeba]

1/0 (to 33): Yeah, I'm working with Numbuh 1758. He seemed really excited to learn some of the basic weapons of the KND. It kind of took me a while to get here.

You see, I tried to find a S.L.U.G.G.U.H., because that would be part of the plan, and then get here at the Arctic Base. At first, I went to Numbuh 80, but...

*flashback*

*Numbuh 1/0 walks up to Numbuh 80, holding a weird-looking S.L.U.G.G.U.H., which uses a metal Slinky instead of a normal spring*

80: Hey, you look like you need some new 2x4 technology!

1/0: Uh, why, yes, I do.

80: How about I give you this... Deluxe S.L.U.G.G.U.H.? The spring was specially designed to allow freer movement! Whadda say?

1/0: Uh... That's just a Slinky.

80: No, it isn't! It's special! And I'll give you a discount!

*Numbuh 80 starts shouting random discounts to Numbuh 1/0.*

1/0: I'm going.

*Numbuh 1/0 walks back to Sector ?, Numbuh 80, still following, still shouting discuonts. 1/0 dismantles a SLUGGUH from a Rube Goldberg machine in his room, and makes his way to Arctic Base. Numbuh 80 follows him all the way.*

*Scene snaps to present.*

1/0: I'm just glad Numbuh 80 didn't get in when I locked the... Wait, how'd you get in here?

*Numbuh 80 slams open the door.*

80: Numbuh 1/0, there you are! I've been looking all over for ya! I just wanted to say, I'm still willing to give you...

1/0 (to 1758): Numbuh 1758, why don't you, instead of hitting the Toilenator dummy, hit the really annoying salesman?

I also heard either Numbuh 86 or 362 would be coming. Where the heck are they?

[Numbuh 33 :D]

* 33 just stares and giggles a bit seeing #80's reaction when he noticed #1758 was looking at him in a sinister kind of way, 33 turned back to 1/0 while #1758 chased #80 around the room trying to hit him with the S.L.U.G.G.U.H.*

33(to 1/0): so....yeah I did get a transmission from 86 and 362, that they were on their way. But that was from this morning when I was just leaving from my sector

[ProteusAmoeba]

Yeah, while we're waiting for the two of them to arrive, let's see how long it takes Numbuh 80 to give up. Also, what sector are you from?

[numbuh1758]

*Numbuh 1758 is pretty fast, but that dang saleman keeps getting away. He starts yellling a bit*

1758:"Dont worry numbuh 80, ill olny hit you a little!"

[Numbuh 33 :D]

* 33 looked at the scene that was happening in the room it was a pit funny*

33( to 1/0): Oh I am from sector SD * 33 said smiling*

[numbuh1758]

*As he passes 33 chasing 80 he calls out*
1758 (to 33):"Hey! im numbuh1758 nice to meet ya!"

[Numbuh 33 :D]

*see 80 and 1758 pass her*

33(to 1758): *giggles* "Nice to meet you too!"
33( to 1/0) : " man were are they......its not like #86 and #362 to be this late..."

[numbuh1758]

*He finally corners numbuh 80*

1758:"Any last words my friend?"