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Post by Fernkit on Dec 14, 2009 11:45:41 GMT
88: Cool. This completely debunks my theories. Now, could someone please tell me the truth? Because these images will make a lot more sense then.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 67, ignore her. She watches too much History Channel.
88: I do not! Now, could you please tell me the truth, 67? If it's not classified, that is.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 15, 2009 4:09:56 GMT
Numbuh 67: Okay then. This image shows the first two kids of the world eating the strawberries after the god of the world told them not to. The insane rippling effect and the flames is due to the presence of the unseen force in the paradise watching those two turn against their god.
Numbuh 67 also drops a leaf that is almost intact, except it has been turned black, on the table. It's not burnt or in the form of ash, but simply turned the same color as obsidian rock.
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 15, 2009 12:11:26 GMT
88: Like the Adam and Eve myth... Wait, this completely and utterly deproves the Bible! Did the leaf turn to black because... Wait, I already know why.Please continue.
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Post by acm989 on Dec 15, 2009 20:08:54 GMT
Numbuh 7: *starts paying attention again* Yes, go on.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 16, 2009 6:25:08 GMT
Numbuh 67 drops the black leaf back onto the table and notices that the tip of his finger slowly turned black. He hopes that he was just seeing things.
Numbuh 67: Anyways, I'll show you the next slides.
He presses a button and three more slides are shown as one large image on the projector. The first one shows the kids holding a crimson red stone and looking at the rippling column of air with ovals of flame on the ground. The second one shows them getting kicked out of the lush green paradise and an angel with a sword covered in thick ice guarding the entrance to the paradise. In the photo, at least six of the trees turned black. The third one shows two kids covered in dark shrouds and having yellow eyes. It also shows them with their 52 children who all look normal.
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Post by acm989 on Dec 16, 2009 20:59:55 GMT
Numbuh 7: *isn't paying attention to slides, rather 67's hand* Ummm, 67, your whole hand is entirely black. *walks over* Defintely because of the leaf.
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 16, 2009 22:02:39 GMT
88: *is thinking about all this*What does grandfather have to do with all this?
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Post by acm989 on Dec 16, 2009 22:23:22 GMT
Numbuh 7: *picks up leaf, nods head* It's poisoned.
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 16, 2009 22:28:08 GMT
88:That means the earth we live on is poisioned by evil.
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Post by acm989 on Dec 16, 2009 22:29:16 GMT
Numbuh 7: You're right.
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 16, 2009 23:20:54 GMT
88: 67, what should we do about this?Are we right?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 17, 2009 7:50:00 GMT
Numbuh 67 chops off his blackened hand with a cutlass and grows it back by swallowing a blue pill from one of the jars.
Numbuh 67: Grandfather is somehow working for the unseen force. We are going to have to go to the Middle East tomorrow morning. Let's get some sleep.
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 17, 2009 20:09:09 GMT
88: I'm not tired, though.*takes out a history book, and starts reading*
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Post by acm989 on Dec 17, 2009 21:36:39 GMT
Numbuh 7: Neither am I. *gets out drawing stuff*
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Post by Fernkit on Dec 18, 2009 3:01:04 GMT
88: This is so cool*yawns, falls asleep*
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