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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 14, 2008 8:05:39 GMT
The brainiest person to ever live is the person who created school and all its subjects.
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on May 14, 2008 8:40:12 GMT
History teachers are people from the past, transported by a time machine in the headmistress office to this time to teach (and torture) us.....
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 14, 2008 8:53:12 GMT
Math is actually the greatest subject ever invented!(Right.Let's get the men in white,shall we?)
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Post by numbah070 on May 19, 2008 20:44:13 GMT
the earth is a marble, inside a bag full of other marbles, and the bag is owned by a giant alien named Ted.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 20, 2008 6:02:18 GMT
Chicken can actually turn green if you leave it in the sunlight,water it daily and sprinkle fertiliser on it.
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Post by starsapphire2 on May 20, 2008 6:28:19 GMT
If you feed a pregnant living thing with green goop, their baby will be green.
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Post by Numbuh 18A on May 20, 2008 6:57:39 GMT
Adults were created by children to do shores for them, but one of them, Mr. Wigglestein, revolted and..........em..........wait a minute.......
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Post by starsapphire2 on May 20, 2008 7:49:16 GMT
Mysterious creatures called Mort are wolves, bears or chickens.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 20, 2008 8:38:50 GMT
If you wrote crap,you would get high marks.
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on Jun 3, 2008 15:45:23 GMT
A person's hair will grow faster is he/she eats spicy food.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on Jun 4, 2008 2:40:37 GMT
If pigs could fly,you would too.
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on Jun 4, 2008 6:49:20 GMT
Some people fail to commit suiside by jumping off buildings because the wind is blowing.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on Jun 4, 2008 6:50:33 GMT
Some people believe that stinky feet meant it's a sign of good fortune.
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on Jun 5, 2008 15:37:23 GMT
The magazine "Galaxie" really came from the galaxy!
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Post by PlyJulia20 on Jun 6, 2008 1:47:06 GMT
We have 8 days in a week now cause 8 DAYS say so.
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