Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you'll miss it.

I wish INTERVIEWS will be replayed next weekend.

[~PrettyInPurpleness~]

Granted. But you'll choke on your breakfast Cheerios and die a half-hour before it airs.

I wish Nigel and Lizzie got back together in INTERVIEWS.

[delitelia]

Granted; but it won't be said or shown in the episode
(I can't belive I wrote that)

I wish I could meet my favorite artist.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But as soon as you met him/her, he/she hated you...

I wish I can go around the world in 80 days...

[delitelia]

Granted; but you'll be accompained by one person you'll hate since the first day of your trip.

I wish I was two inches taller than I am now.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you shrunk two inches instead of growing two inches.

I wish schools never existed.

[delitelia]

Granted, you get a job instead of going to school: 7:00 am- 5:00 pm, 6 days per week and awful payment.

I wish I had more time to update my fanfics.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you lost a lot of time to study that you flunked your classes.

I wish I can see ghosts.

[delitelia]

Granted, but you'll only see evil ghosts.

I wish all the sequels were good.

[agentarizonan]

Granted, but they're produced by companies that suddenly put them in a vault in the same way Walt Disney puts movies in the Disney Vault.

I wish that my head was carved into Mount Rushmore.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but you'll later cry over it.

[cRaZyAsiAnGirL]

...um... You forgot to put another wish.

So I'll do it!

I wish it wasn't so cold...

[delitelia]

Granted, it'll be as hot as walking on the sun.

I wish wars wouldn't exist.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,BOMBS THEN!!!

I wish that my school is as weird and funny as clareyclaire's.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you never learned anything from that school.

I wish I never had short attention span.