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Post by numbah18 on Oct 14, 2010 20:01:14 GMT
Granted but you are to old to get in.
I wish for a pound of gold.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 14, 2010 20:48:36 GMT
(Uh, I'm only 12. I'm young enough to be a KND operative.)
Granted. It's directly over your head. And you get rendered unconscious, and forget you ever had a bar of gold. But all of it had to be spent to cover medical bills.
I wish I wished a wish that you wished a wish that you would wish a wish about me wishing a wish about wishing to have you wish to wish to wish that you would wish this sentence made sense.
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Post by numbah18 on Oct 18, 2010 20:04:38 GMT
Granted but no one wants it to make sense.
I wish that a pig would fly.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 18, 2010 20:10:21 GMT
Granted. It flies. There's a mad butcher after it. In his zany attempts to catch the pig, you get killed.
I wish for a fancy hat!
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Post by numbah18 on Oct 21, 2010 19:16:06 GMT
Granted but some one takes it along with all your money.
I wish for a happy song.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 22, 2010 20:55:41 GMT
Granted. But the guy singing it to you really sucks at it.
I wish for a whistling pinwheel!
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Post by numbah18 on Oct 26, 2010 16:22:46 GMT
Granted but you can't hear it.
I wish for a tooth.
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Whackjood
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A portrait of a dashing Brit
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Post by Whackjood on Oct 26, 2010 23:03:27 GMT
Granted, you got fake novelty teeth.
I wish to return to these forums after a hiatus previously this year.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 27, 2010 19:52:00 GMT
Granted. But we then drive you nuts so much you quit. (This isn't a lie!)
I wish KND will continue forever while still appealing to me!
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Whackjood
Moonbase Guard
A portrait of a dashing Brit
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Post by Whackjood on Oct 27, 2010 22:53:45 GMT
Granted, by your needs are so narrow that Warburton & Co go bankrupt and the rest of the fanbase dissolves!
I wish to pass my driving theory exam, finally.
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Post by numbah18 on Nov 9, 2010 20:13:38 GMT
Granted but then you hit a tree.
I wish to be the smartest man in the world.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 9, 2010 21:47:40 GMT
Granted. But everyone who was smarter than you before the wish moved to Mars.
I wish this wish will be granted!
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Post by numbah18 on Nov 11, 2010 19:33:00 GMT
Granted.
I wish for the Oath keeper and Oblivion keyblades.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Dec 28, 2010 23:17:12 GMT
What the heck are those?
I wish this thread is revived!
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Post by numbah18 on Dec 30, 2010 14:02:33 GMT
Granted for all of five seconds.
I wish for the end of everything.
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