Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but someone turned it into a spoon.

I wish my printer's working...

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But its ink's spreading all over the print paper.

I wish I have a high grade in the mock test I took.

[delitelia]

Granted, but you'll fail in all the other important tests.

I wish my English teacher didn't bother me with my accent.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But she'll secretly fail you.

I wish I'm still 5 years old.

[delitelia]

Granted; but you'll continue becoming younger and younger 'till you disappear.

I wish people didn't treat me as their psycologyst.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. They won't treat you one... they'll know you'll one.

I wish I would be invisible...

[agentarizonan]

Granted, but you can't see either because the parts in your eye are invisible and can't reflect light and translate it into a nerve signal to send to your brain.

I wish that Barack Obama would be our next president.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But monkeys overthrown him.

I wish I can't sleep anymore.

[delitelia]

Granted, but you won't be able to move from exhaustion after the first two days.

I wish KND was aired in my country more times so I could see the show more often.

[agentarizonan]

Granted but the more you watch it, the more bored you get with the show.

I wish that I could go see New York City and Baltimore.

(By the way, which country do you live in?)

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but you got sent to Bali instead.

I wish I'm not sick anymore.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you'll feel depressed after.

I wish that project in Speech would be due on the next year...

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but you got a FFF- for it.

I wish that life is easier to go through.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But time got so short that you'll age quicker...

I wish I'm not hotheaded.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,you're coldheaded instead.

I wish my wireless is working...