Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

Granted, you have all the time in the world, but everything around you slows to a halt due to time dilation. You screwed yourself here.

I wish that it was easier to make friends on the internet.

[jbnumbah06]

your wish is granted but you gain so many friends that you cant keep track.

I wish I had ghost powers like Danny Phantom.

[numbuhphi]

Granted, but then you can't eat any food and end up starving to death.

I wish for this wish not to be granted! Doing as the wish says counts as granting it, by the way.

(I love paradoxes like this.)

[numbah18]

I shall grant as well as un grant your wish at the same time but since i granted while not granting it the moot portal opens but at the same time it closes and since this can not happen at the same time the would decides it dosen't exist but at the same time it does exist thus you are their without really being their.

I wish for a double action army colt peacemaker

[numbuhphi]

Granted, but it blows up as soon as you get it.

I wish that the KND show was real!

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

Granted, but all kinds of weird shit happens to you, including getting transformed into a vegetable.

I wish that I had a best friend on the internet.

[numbuhphi]

Yeah, but it turns out to be a chatbot. Then, the webpage the bot's being hosted on is shut down.

I wish that blueberry pie could fly very high in the sky and fix the hole in the ozone layer!

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

Granted, but there is too much ozone and the earth grows colder (not by much though).

I wish that someone would fling a bunch of razors at me right now without killing me in the process (yes, I am that depressed).

[numbuhphi]

*flings razors at you* But you're scarred and ugly for the rest of your life and you're forced into the worst slums of society until you get run over by a truck while crossing the street to your new home, a box.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING THE OZONE LAYER IS RELATED TO GLOBAL WARMING!

I wish that you had a waffle hat.

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

(So you're saying that blocking even more radiation is not going to affect the temperature one bit?)

Granted, but I eat the waffle hat and I throw up on President Obama who happened to be walking by. His performance is affected and you somehow get blamed in the process.

I wish that I could get elected to the United States Congress from Arizona.

[numbuhphi]

Elected, but then a controversy gets sparked and you get assassinated.

I wish Obama started actually listening to the American people who got him in office in the first place!

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

Granted, but when he listens he ends up doing an even worser job than he currently is doing.

I wish that my IQ was ten points higher.

[numbuhphi]

Granted, but only because the system used to determine IQ has changed. Everyone else's IQs have been changed to fit the new system.

I wish nobody will reply to this post!

[jbnumbah06]

too bad.



i wish to have an unlimited supply of krabby patties.

[numbuhphi]

Granted, but you eat so many you get obese, get diabetes, have a heart attack, and die.

I wish mankind will find a better way to measure the kilogram rather than the weight they currently use!