Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[numbah18]

Granted all the smart people beat you up for being so smart but you already knew they would do that but you could not think of how to stop them.

I wish for a wife ^.^

[jbnumbah06]

Your wish is granted... Your wife is Megan Fox that's the good and bad part..


I wish to be the next teen idol..

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but you're booted off before you even said anything.

I wish I have a hyper metabolism ;_;

[Argentine Swordman's Mate]

Granted, but due to your hyper metabolism, you have too much energy and literally run into walls. (Something like this actually happened to me when I was five.)

I wish that I could cut myself everyday with a friggin' razor without getting kicked out of the Navy, without leaving any scars, and without dying.

[PlyJulia20]

Errrrrr. Granted, but your insides get cut so you turn into an immortal zombie until you eventually get eaten by vultures.

I wish I can be homeschooled.

[Numbah812]

granted, but then your parents aren't good at teaching you and you turn stupid and no one will hire you at a job and laugh in your face

I wish I had every game I ever wanted, past present and future

[lakin5]

Granted, but you suck at all of them.

I wish for a wish.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, you wish you would float around aimlessly in space.

I wish I'm not so timid. TT.TT

[numbah18]

Granted you are so bold and brave you scare people. Because you are so brave you try to stop a robber with just your bare hands and the robber fills you full of lead.

[PlyJulia20]

^Er. You missed a wish.

I wish I don't have to go to school anymore but yet have the nessecary knowledge plus certificates and/or diplomas/degrees.

[numbah18]

Granted how ever noone trusts you so the onlything you can do is become the worlds smartest hobo.

I wish gundam was real and that i was the main hero.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but you end up destroying Gundam single-handedly.

I wish all my wishes came true without reprecussions.

[numbah18]

granted however life ends because noone can be that good congrates you just killed us all :'-(

[Deleted]

you forgot a wish uhh

I wish I knew what i named my kids?

[numbah18]

Rachel and Patton for you will have a boy and a girl YAY ^.^ your getting older.

I wish i knew who my wife will be.