Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but you couldn't get away from anybody.

I wish I can transfer to a new school. D:

[Numbah812]

granted, but your the new kid and you do something wrong and they don't like you for the rest of the school year

I wish I was a good movie star

[lakin5]

Granted, but all your movie's stink.

I wish for pie.

[Numbah812]

granted, but the pie is old and is infected with nasty bugs and stuff

I wish I could invent a new power source

[numbah18]

Granted it blows up and kills you.

I wish i had my own personial sciencetist.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but he messed up all your experiments and blew you up with them.

I wish I can write a proper song >.o

[Numbah812]

granted, but the song is horrible and no one likes it

I wish I had awesome super powers.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but you get a restriction order from every government body in the world to not use them because you destroy their cities.

I wish I could stop sneezing.

[GoldenFlither]

Granted. But now you can't stop coughing.

I wish I had a piña colada.

[RohaHat]

Granted. But I have no idea what one of those is so you end up with something completely different.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie, I want cake. (wait a minute, my mum ordered food last night! aaand now I have no time and have to go straight out to my exam. T-T *has hunger*)

[Numbah812]

Granted, but the cake is made of mud and worms

I wish that I had all the games in the world

[RohaHat]

Granted, but you don't have any games consoles and can't play any of them.

I wish that I could go abroad to see my internet friends.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted, but your pilot confused the destination and dropped you off in the ocean.

I wish all my holiday homework is done and submitted.

[Numbah812]

yes, but it's done horribly and you get horrible grades.

I wish that I had every cartoon show in the world

[GoldenFlither]

Granted, but that includes The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I was a cowgirl.