Corrupt Wish Game Continued

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but they built another one again.

I wish this year is gonna fly past soon.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But this year will be repeated once more.

I wish I live in a treehouse.

[agentarizonan]

Granted, but the treehouse is on a mutant, human-eating tree and it thinks you're tasty.

I wish that I had a nice new Honda to drive.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But it's covered in filth.

I wish I had a long list of friends.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but they're hooligans.

I wish there wasn't a single school in the world.

[agentarizonan]

Granted, but they're insane and weird.

I wish that I could meet Franklin Delano Roosevelt even though he's been dead for decades.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but he's a ZOMBIE!!!

I wish someone will kill my entire class.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. And that includes you.

I wish my speaker's working perfectly.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but your computer got attacked by a Sector 0 virus.

I wish that my fever is gone.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. Then suddenly, you caught malaria.

I wish this silly action figure was gone.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but you got another silly one.

I wish that my mum will stop calling me.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. Your dad will.

I wish there wasn't any yelling happening in my house.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,screaming happened.

I wish for an A on my Science project.

[numbuh1017]

Granted. But you still got a final grade of F in that subject.

I wish my teachers forgot that they sent projects to us.

[PlyJulia20]

Granted,but they sent worksheets instead.

I wish that someone will stop tracking my whereabouts.