op: MARRIED LIFE?

[Desslok]

Numbuh 1: The plan is to fly the Emergency Clam Cannon near the mansion and pelt it with millions of clams until they surrender and return Numbuh 362.

Numbuh 2: Alright, if we're going to do this let's go get it over with.

Numbuh 1: WAIT! We can't leave yet, I still have to give you my surprise. I'm sure you've all noticed my insane new outfit that just reeks of coolness.

Numbuh 5: Coolness? Is that what you're callin' it?

Numbuh 1: Well, I've made insane outfits for the rest of you to wear! Hahahahahaha!!!

Numbuh 5: You're having way too much fun.

Numbuh 4: Outifts?!! NO WAY! Every time someone makes me wear an outfit it's something dumb!

Numbuh 3: Oh, come on, Numbuh 4. Numbuh 1's evil genius outfit is kinda neat, I'm sure yours is too. So where are they Numbuh 1?

Numbuh 1: In your rooms! Now go change and me meet me back on the ship for takeoff!

(he exits)

(Numbuhs 2 and 4 look to Numbuh 5 with questioning eyes)

Numbuh 5: We better do it. How bad could these costumes be anyways?

(they trudge off to their rooms to change)


----Meanwhile, on the moon----


(a bright flash of light appears and a figure takes shape. It is Grandfather, whose particles have managed to go somewhere completely opposite than planned)

Grandfather: Ice cream?

(notices the moon base)

Grandfather: Hmmm. (adjusts glasses) That's the biggest horned toad I've ever seen! I better go and see it, just because.

(Grandfather hurries towards the moonbase)


----At the mansion----

Rachel: (on the phone) Oh, their just cleaning up a bit.

Father: It's about time. You must be a great mother, Rachel. It took me six years to get them to clean voluntarily for me.

Rachel: I guess I just have a way with words (smiles). So when will you be home?

Father: Friday. Think you guys can manage that long without me?

Rachel: I think so. Oh, did I tell you that the DC are making me a wonderful six course dinner tonight?

Father: Incredible. They must REALLY like you. I'm glad you're bonding so well. Talk to you later.

Rachel: Bye. (hangs up) Oh, DC! Hows that meal coming?

DC: (from the kitchen) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... We'll get her for this. It's war! But how? We'll have to do it before Father gets home. What can we do that's MEAN enough???

Rachel: DC!

DC: Yes, everything's coming along fine, Your Highness Mother, Dear. (they grumble under their breath)

Rachel: Good! When you're done you can take a break, you've earned it I guess.

DC: A break? Excellent. We'll plan something special while she's eating. (dark evil grins) In fact, why don't we just plan something special for her to eat? HeheheheheheheHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!

----Back at the treehouse----

[numberunknown]

"This. Is. STUPID!" Numbuh 4 yelled, looking down at his pink and yellow robe, wrapped in a shower curtain and covered with ducks. "I want to get back into my other clothes!"

Numbuh 2 shrugged. His outfit was different -- they were all different. He was wearing a shiney orange dress, covered in splases of gree paint. "I dunno, I kinda like the way this feels!"

Numbuh 3 groaned in her baggy army uniform. "Ugh. Why can't we just have white jakets like you Numbuh 1?"

"Because," said Numbuh 1, "This outfit is MINE! Now, NUMBUH 5, GET OUT HERE!"

"Nuh-uh! Not wearing this!" she shouted.

"Common Numbuh 5," everyone else pleaded, "It can't be as bad as these."

Numbuh 5 came out wearing a halloween outfit that looked like a giant toe. "Man, Numbuh 1... you really ARE insane!"

Nigel smiled and motioned for them to follow. "COMON WE HAVE TO GO SAVE RACHEL!" he yelled, his eye twitching.

[Celra]

*Meanwhile back at the moonbase*

"Ice cream? Where are you?" Grandfather asked as he walked into the moonbase

"Freeze ADLUT!" Numbuh 86 yelled (She went back to the moonbase I guess)

"Ice cream?" Grandfather asked her

"NO! NOT FOR YOU!" Numbuh 86 yelled

"Once I saw a phyco kid blow bubbles at a house for no reason he looked like a clown!" Grandfather said

"Urm...Ok....Hey I know you your that old guy from the mansion" Numbuh 86 said

"Yeeeessssssss I do have an over due library book" Grandfather said

"Urm...Ok...I'm gonna call numbuh 362...Or better yet I'm sendin ya back!" Numbuh 86 said

*She put him in a KND pod thingy and blasted him back to the mansion*

*Back at the mansion*

"Finally the pefect thing to put in the food....*They drop it and it spills* Nevermind" The DC say

"IM BACK! I RETURNED MY LIBRARY BOOK! CAN I WATCH TV?" Grandfather screams

"Urg!....RACHAEL COME IN HERE!" The DC yell

"What is it....HE'S BACK? HOW?" Racheal said

"Ice cream?" Grandfather asked

[numberunknown]

Meanwhile, at the treehouse

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Numbuh 1 took offf a sheet. "Behold! The clam cannon!"

Numbuh 3 blinked. "Thats a lamp."

"Oh." said Nigel. Then, he went to another cloth, and threw it off, and THERE WAS A CLAM CANNON! "BEHOLD!"

Numbuh 4 spit on his own outfit. "Whatever. Just as long as we can get out of these outfits."

Numbuh 1 laughed, "No... because I PUT SUPER GLUE ON THE INSIDE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The rest of the team tried to take off their outfits, but they were glued to their skin. "Crud." Wally muttered.

Meanwhile at the masion

"I'M A PUNK!" shouted gradfather.

"What?" asked the DC.

"I'M A PUNK KID WHO WONT DO THE DISHES!"

Rachel rolled her eyes. "OMG, you are getting so old..."

"I know you are but what am I?" said Grandfaher, then, he pulled a guitar out from behind himself, and started playing rock. This only led to his ears hurting, so he screamed, and went to get some medicine,

"That was weird." said the DC'

"Very weird," said rachel

[Desslok]

----Outside----

(Sector V lands and loads the clam cannon)

Numbuh 1: Hahahahahahahahaa! This time we can't fail! Numbuh 4, fire!

Numbuh 4: I'm not doing anything until I find a way to get this dorky outfit off!

Numbuh 1: DO IT NOW LAKHFLKJEHLAKJFLKDAJLKFHELKAJLFJDLKjfd!!!!

Numbuh 4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (in fear of Numbuh 1's burst of insanity, Numbuh 4 fires the cannon)

Numbuh 1: Yeah!!!!!!!!

(the clams fly through the air and bounce off the house)

Numbuh 1: Direct hit! Prepare for the next wave! Hahahaha!

(inside)

Rachel: What was that noise? Is it raining?

DC: NO, it's sunny outside are you BLIND?

Rachel: Ugh! I just asked a question, sheesh!

(another rain of clams hits the house)

Rachel: What is that?

Grandfather: (from the hall) The martians are coming! Shield yourselves with toilet paper!

(Grandfather quickly wraps himself in some 4-ply extra strength toilet paper)

Rachel: (sticks her hand out the window and catches something) It, it's a clam.

DC: A CLAM?!!!! Who would waste such delicious seafood?

Rachel: Only ONE person.. (grabs some binnoculars and looks out)... What the? It is martians!!!

DC: Give us those! (takes the binnoculars) Those aren't martians! It's Sector V dressed as martians!

Numbuh 1: Look! The DC are looking out of that window! FIRE!!!!!!!!

(Numbuh 4 fires the cannon, and thousands of clams decend onto the DC)

DC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Our heads! Our heads! Ow, ow, OW!

Grandfather: Quickly, the toilet paper before it's too late!

Numbuh 1: Fire again! They can't take much more of this!

Numbuh 5: Uh, Numbuh 1, I'm not sure that this plan is exactly...

(he gives her the most insane stare that has ever been given on this or any other planet)

Numbuh 5: I mean great plan, chief! FIRE NUMBUH 4!!!!

(more clams fly into the mansion)

Rachel: URRRRRRRRRRRRR! This house was just cleaned!

DC: Hey, what about us?

Rachel: You'll live, but it will take a miracle to get you to clean again, it was hard enough the first time!

Numbuh 1: FIRE AGAIN! LAUNCH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT! DON'T HOLD BACK!!!

Numbuh 2: We're running out of clams, Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 1: THEN FIRE ME!

Numbuh 2: What are you crazy?

Numbuh 1: YeS!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehahahahahaahhaehah!

(Numbuh 1 jumps in with the clams)

Numbuh 1: Aim right for that window! I'm going to give those delightful dorks the pounding of their lives!

Numbuh 5: I'm not sure that this is entirely safe.

Numbuh 1: If I was worried about safety we'd be launching Numbuh 4.

Numbuh 4: Hey! I don't like the way that you think you can just (Numbuh 4 throws his fist down on the fire button in anger).. Oops.

Numbuh 1: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHA!

(Numbuh 1 flies through the air towards the window)

Rachel: SWEET BROCCOLI BITS CEREAL! Hit the deck!

(everyone hits the floor as Numbuh 1 crashes through the wall, the next wall, and is stopped quite suddenly by one of the mansion's support beams)

DC: Our house! Father is going to...

Rachel: Forget what Father's going to do. It'll be nothing compared to what I'm about to do to Nigel Uno!!!!!!!


[Wow! What a rush!!! ;D Too much sugar on my part I suppose]

[Celra]

"Nigel what is it your doing you just ruined the house" Rachael told him

"Yes but on the plus side I FINALLY get to rescue you" Numbuh 1 said

"I dont need to be rescued from anyone BUT YOU" Rachael yelled

"Really? well thats not nice to say to someone whos gonna save you!" Numbuh 1 said

"Once someone tied my shoes together and I fell I remember it like it was today" Grandfather said

"Oh for the love of-IT WAS TODAY AND WE DID IT!" The DC said

"So I get a sticker?" Grandfather asked

"NO" The DC yelled

"STICKERS? I WANT ONE!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"ENOUGH OF THIS!" Rachael yelled

*Rachael took numbuh 1 by the ears and flug him into the wall then pushed him to the ground and punched him about 7 times causing him to get a black eye*

"Ouchies!" Numbuh 1 said

"Good for you now....GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!" Rachael yelled

"Reverse phycology (Sp?) I see what your doing and I'LL BE BACK HAHAUGYDSFDSHFLSG! woooo!

"Well Just wait until father hears how trashed the house got" The DC said

"Yeah I dont know how YOUR going to tell him....Oh well have fun with that!" Rachael said as she walked upstairs

[Desslok]

----At the moonbase----

(The Toiletnator stowed aboard 86's ship when she returned to the moon base to keep an eye on her. He is now in contact with Father)

Toiletnator: Well, I'm hiding in a closet watching her right now.

Father: Are there any other operatives there?

Toiletnator: No, I don't think Numbuh 86 has called the operatives back up since Numbuh 362 made them leave for being annoying.

Father: Well, stay with her until I say otherwise. I'll be returning home soon and will start formulating my newest plan. Father out. (the communicator goes silent)

Toiletnator: This closet is so small! Maybe if I could move over, OO, AAH!

(Toiletnator slips on a banana peel that must not have been put in the garbage (what can you expect from a place run by kids?) and trips)

Numbuh 86: WHAT WAS THAT? Who's there?!!

(Numbuh 86 approaches the closet, as the Toiletnator starts to sweat and whine)

Numbuh 86: Now you're going to get it, you...you!!!

(Numbuh 86 swings the closet door open and aims her blaster inside)

Numbuh 86: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN... Huh? (a change comes over her) Toiletnator? What are you doing here?

Toiletnator: Um... Just cleaning up! (picks up banana peel) This place is a mess. Hehe.

Numbuh 86: Oh, how sweet of you. You know, I love a man who can pull his own weight and clean up a bit.

Toiletnator: (confused look) Huh?

Numbuh 86: OH forget the drawn-out approach, I can't lie to you Toiletnator. I..... I..... I LOVE YOU.

Toiletnator: (really confused look) HUH?!

Numbuh 86: Since you befriended me during my lonely streak, I've developed quite a fancy for ya. Ya know, you're more handsome up close.

Toiletnator: Are you serious? I mean, I know I'm handsome, but most people can't stand me because I'm clumsy and stupid.

Numbuh 86: I think it's cute...

Toiletnator: Ok...

Numbuh 86: Kiss me.

Toiletnator: WHAT?

Numbuh 86: I said kiss me!

Toiletnator: I can't kiss you! I mean I'm like at least twice your age!

Numbuh 86: So what? If Numbuh 362 and Father can get away with being married then...

(Numbuh 86 approaches the Toiletnator with a strange look in her eye)

Toiletnator: Now just wait a minute! Please don't... I'm warning you....

Numbuh 86: My love is yours!

(Numbuh 86 lunges at the Toiletnator who screams in terror)


----Back at the treehouse----

(Sector V reenters the central planning station)

Numbuh 5: Well that plan was a failure.

Numbuh 4: A failure??? It was an absolute disgrace to my abilites! Not to mention this outfit! It's so degrading.

Numbuh 3: Yeah... Why can't I wear something colorful?

Numbuh 1: ENOUGH! We're going to have to start playing serious hard ball, now. Numbuh 362 actually punched me for trying to save her!

Numbuh 5: (sees a ray of hope and takes a chance) Maybe she doesn't want to be saved.

Numbuh 1: WHAT?!! You're so naive, Numbuh 5. That wasn't Numbuh 362 that punched me. No, it was Numbuh 362's body with an android brain controlling it!

Numbuh 5: Huhhhh... (the ray of hope has transformed into a thunderstorm of gloom)

Numbuh 1: My next plan is to...

Numbuh 5: Look, Numbuh 1, we're all pretty tired. Maybe if we took a break for the night we could do better with the next mission.

2,3,4: YEAH, YEAH!!!!

Numbuh 1: But..

Numbuh 5: Look, I promise we'll help you if just give us a break. Now, have I ever lied to you?

Numbuh 1: Well no. But not too long ago all of your brains were being controlled by Father! I'm starting to wonder if...

Numbuh 5: Please?

Numbuh 1: Alright. But just to make sure this isn't a trick, I want to keep you guys seperated. So tonight you and I are going out to eat.

Numbuh 5: Fine. Where at?


----at the mansion----

Father: ...the Romance Cafe. Just the two of us.

Rachel: (on the phone) That sounds nice. I need to get out of this house for a while. Is that the place by the docks?

Father: Yes. I'll be home around 4:00 and at about...


----on the moon----

Numbuh 86: ...7:00 we'll go down to Earth and eat at a nice restaurant and discuss our future.

Toiletnator: (on the floor with kisses all over his face) Ok, sure, whatever.... (his head falls back down to the floor)

[Celra]

*Around midnightish*

"DC were back and how did you spend your evening-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?" Father yelled

"Well ya see father Nigel uno and Grandfather and the stickers and the-OH NEVERMIND ITS ALL TO STUPID TO EXPLAIN" The DC said

"Well you better start cleaning it up NOW" Rachael said
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*At the moonbase around midnighish*

"Urm....Can I go now?" The toiletnator asked

"NO! I LOVE YOU!" Numbuh 86 said

"Urm...ok so can I go and call you tomorrow?" The toiletnator asked

"No Tomorrow your meeting my daddy!" Numbuh 86 said

"Oh god!" Said the toiletnator
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*Back at the treehouse*

"Wasent that Romantic abby and now were a couple!" Numbuh 1 said

"Urm Numbuh 5 dosent see how trying to rescue racheal then stalking a janitor at an amusement park romantic" Numbuh 5 said

"I SAID WERE TOGETHER!" Numbuh 1 yelled at numbuh 5


(Sorry but Im not good with dating RPing so thats when they got back)

[Desslok]

----the next day at the mansion----

Rachel: (waking up) Ahhhhhhmmm. What a good night's sleep. The birds are singing, the sun is shining! *screams from downstairs* Grandfather is talking to the DC....

(Rachel starts getting dressed while Grandfather relates a most interesting tale to his grandchildren)

Grandfather: So there I was, surrounded by thousands of gorgeous super model ninja warrior godessess. Any other man would have given up on the spot, but I stood brave and did what I had to do. I boldly approached the head ninja priestess and asked, "Which way is it to the interstate?"

DC: Make it stop, make it stop!

(Father enters the room)

Father: Good morning my children, Pappi. Sounds like a real hum dinger of a story, pop.

Grandfather: Hum Dinger? Isn't that a snack cake?

DC: No. No. No.

Grandfather: I thought so.... Get me 2, please, they're good for my blood sugar.

DC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Rachel: Good morning world! (coming down the stairs) I feel unusually happy today! Like nothing could go wrong.

Father: Rachel, could you do something for me today?

Rachel: Sure! Why I'm so chipper I could..

Father: Take Grandfather to the mall so he can shop for some new clothes.

Rachel: (Rachel's cheer disappears) WHAT?!!

DC: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take him now!

Rachel: Why do I have to do it? They're his grandchildren!

Father: Yes, but the DC are no good at shopping for clothes. That's why I do it for them. You seem to be up to date with the latest hip fashions.

Rachel: Yeah but..

Father: Besides it'll be a great opportunity for you to really connect with your father-in-law.

Grandfather: (begins singing) Law-de-daw-de-daw! Law-de-daw-de-daw!

Rachel: Connect? He obviously hasn't been connected to reality in years!

Father: Please, Rachel. I need the DC here to help me with a project. This would be so helpful to me... I'll make it up to you.

Rachel: Again? Fine. But let me just say that..

Father: Excellent! The limo's coming around in 5 minutes to pick you up. Have fun!

DC: Yes, mother, have fun. Hehehehehehehehehee!

(Rachel grabs a pillow off the couch and throws it as hard as she can at the DC)


----At a cafe----

(Numbuh 86 and the Toiletnator land a ship on the roof and get out)

Numbuh 86: Now, my daddy is a bit protective and isn't fond of boys wanting to be near me. In fact, he once threw a guy across the room just for smiling at me.

Toiletnator: (starts shaking) I can't do this! WahHAHAHWAh!

Numbuh 86: Nonsense! You're my big brave man! You can face any danger for me, right?

Toiletnator: Uh, sure... I think.... UH I DONT KNOW! I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED!

Numbuh 86: Just come on. Hold my hand if it makes you feel better.

Toiletnator: (sniffs) Ok...

(they enter the cafe where Mr. Boss is sitting at a table)

Numbuh 86: Daddy! I'm here!

Mr. Boss: Hi, sweety, it's nice to... Ah geez it's the Toiletnator!

Toiletnator: Mamamama-MR. BOSS?

Mr. Boss: What are you doing touching my Fanny?

Toiletnator: Your fanny? But I'm no where near it! I mean.... Oh gee, oh gee.

Numbuh 86: He means me! My name is Fanny!

Toiletnator: Oh. I knew that. A-hehehe.

Mr. Boss: So anyway where's this boy that your so madly in love with? I'd like a word or two with him.

(Toiletnator tries to hold back a scream)

Numbuh 86: Why, this is him! (grabs on to Toiletnator's arm)

Mr. Boss: WHAT?!!! YOU LOVE THE TOILETNATOR!? NO!!!!!!! NO!!! This can't be happening.. This can't be...

(Mr. Boss's life flashes before his eyes as he falls backwards in a faint)

Numbuh 86: Daddy? Daddy get up! Daddy, you're embarrasing me in front of my boyfriend! UH!

[Celra]

*Mr.Boss wakes up*

"Urg..I just had the worst dream EVER I had a Dream you were dating the toiletnator" Mr. B (Thats how im gonna say Mr.Boss) said


"Oh but Daddy! it wasent a Dream! we really are going out!" Numbuh 86 said

*Mr.B looks at the toiletnator like he was going to kill him*

"I'm going to the bathroom I'll be back" Numbuh 86 said

"Toiletnator I have one question for you....WHY ARE YOU DATING MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!" Mr.B yelled at him

"I...Urm....Dont really wanna.....SHE MADE ME!" Toiletnator said

"So what are you saying shes not good enough for you?" Mr.B asked

"No its not that! its jus-" Toiletnator said only to be cut off by Mr.B

"If you hurt her in ANY way I'll hurt you!" Mr.B said to him


*Numbuh 86 came back*

"So what did you 2 talk about?" Numbuh 86 asked

"Stuff" Both said
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*At the mall*

"NO WAY! LETS GO TO A DIFFERENT STORE NOW!" Racheal yelled

"But I wanna buy this!" Grandfather told her

"NO! You are not buying Bras!" Racheal yelled

"But it will help me bring sexy back" Grandfather said

"Ya know what...just NO! I'm leaving and your coming with me" Rachealpulled him out of the store

[Desslok]

Numbuh 1: Look! There they are coming out of "Womanly Secrets."

Numbuh 5: How did you know Numbuh 362 was going to be here at the mall?

Numbuh 1: When I was in their house yesterday I bugged it. I now know everything that goes on there! Heheheheheahahalkhdlkfhalk!

Numbuh 5: Man, you need to get a grip..

Numbuh 1: (on the communicator) Numbuhs 2 and 4 report in.

Numbuh 2: We're here at the pretzel stand and ready to go!

Numbuh 1: Great! When I give the signal you know what to do. Numbuh 3 report in!

Numbuh 3: OH! Numbuh 1, I just found this amazing dress at "Pretty and Simple!" Do you think it could be my new outfit?

Numbuh 1: I already gave you your outfit and you're going to live with it!! Now get back to your post!

Numbuh 3: Fine! You don't have to get crabby, Mr. Crazy-Pants!

Numbuh 1: Are you ready?

Numbuh 3: I guess so.

Numbuh 1: NO GUESSING!!! This has to be done right this time! (shuts off communicator) Are you ready for your part, my queen?

Numbuh 5: My queen?! What is that supposed to mean?

Numbuh 1: I told you that we're together, remember? That means I can give you cool nicknames that show my new found affections for you. (looks on her fondly)

Numbuh 5: Give Numbuh 5 a break...

Numbuh 1: So are you ready?

Numbuh 5: I don't want to do this, especially with this stupid toe costume you've got me in.

Numbuh 1: Nonsense! It's the perfect disguise, now go! Here they come!

(Numbuh 1 pushes Numbuh 5 out from the bushes they were hiding in, right into Rachel and Grandfather's path)

Rachel: Woah! Watch it toe head! You almost made us trip.

Numbuh 5: Uh, um, would you like a free sample of our special toe cream? It's guaranteed to make your feet shine like the sun!

Rachel: Uh, I don't think that we..

Grandfather: OH, boy! My toes are so grungy and nasty! You know, my toe nails are so dirty that...

Rachel: (interupts) OK, we'll take one, just don't finish whatever it is you were about to say, please!

Grandfather: Yes! This will also help me to be sexy again! (starts singing) Sexy feet, are sexy feet! My feet are, the sexy feet!

Rachel: (to the toe) Thanks a lot...

(they continue through the mall as Numbuh 5 regroups with Numbuh 1)

Numbuh 5: They took it, but I don't know if she'll rub that gunk on her feet. The old guy's the one who wanted it.

Numbuh 1: GREAT. And I thought she liked foot products. Maybe we can, *yelp!

(Numbuh 1 is thrust backwards and into the clutches of Lizzie)

Lizzie: There you are!!! I've been looking all over for you! I haven't seen you in like five months! It's like you're trying to avoid me or something.

Numbuh 1: (shy giggles) Heh, why would I do that? (Numbuh 5 comes around to see what's going on)

Numbuh 5: You, ok, Numbuh 1?

Lizzie: Who is this and why are you with her at the mall and not ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: WhAT? I don't want to be anywhere with you! I'd rather be with my queen of beauty and helper of my courageous but now oddly pointless missions, Numbuh 5!

Lizzie: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: Don't listen to him Lizzie, he's not himself. He's really cracked, just look at that outfit! Look what he's makin' me wear!

Lizzie: You're right, the real Nigel could never have such great fashion sense.

Numbuh 5: Uh, right.

(near the pretzel stand)

Numbuh 2: Here they come!

Numbuh 4: What, where?

Numbuh 2: Coming out of the "Hippie Gangsta Grandpa Store."

(accross the walkway Rachel comes out a bit perturbed as Grandfather moonwalks out of the store behind her)

Grandfather: Whew! Look at these threads, HOMIE!

Rachel: Please don't do that. Why on earth did you buy something like that to wear? You're supposed to be taking my advice on what to wear.

Grandfather: Yo, dog, what would you have me wearin' 'stead of this sweet bling bling, yo?

Rachel: Ugh!! Stop it! We're going over there! (points to the "Old People's Imporium of Respectable Clothing")

Grandfather: I want to be sexy! If I get stuff from there I'll look like an old geezer.

Rachel: You are an old geezer! Come on! (she drags Grandfather behind her as he throws a fit)

Numbuh 2: They're going in. Come on that's our cue to go.

Numbuh 4: This plan is so lame! Why don't we just stay here and eat pretzels?

Numbuh 2: Because if we don't we'll never the end of it from "Crazy, Insane, Dr." Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 4: Good point. Let's go.

(back at the bush)

Lizzie: Fine, I'll lay off for a while until you get to feeling like yourself, Niggie.

Numbuh 1: What are you talking about? I've never felt more like myself in my entire life!! Hahahahahahahhaha!!!

Lizzie: Right.

Numbuh 5: We'll we better get goin'.

Lizzie: Ok, I'm s'pposed to meet someone special over at the "Pocket Protectors" store in a few minutes anyway. (smiles knowingly) See ya'!

Numbuh 5: Well that could have been worse.

Numbuh 1: What do you mean? We've lost valuable time! (pulls out communicator) Numbuhs 2 and 4 come in!

(there's no answer)

Numbuh 5: They must have already started Op. KILLER (Kids Initiate Lost Leader Emergency Rescue) without us.

Numbuh 1: NO!!! I can't fail again! Come on! (grabs Numbuh 5 and runs for the "Old People's Imporium of Respectable Clothing")

Numbuh 5: Where we goin'?

Numbuh 1: To salvage this plan before it's too late!

[Celra]

"Come on numbuh 5! hurry up so we can find them" Numbuh 1 told her

"Numbuh 1 its 90% off day here this place is CROWDED!" Numbuh 5 told him

"Well then we ask numbuhs 2,3,4, where they are they should know YABAHVDHJGNGJ!" Numbuh 1 said

"Right....Calling numbuhs 2 and 4" Numbuh 5 said (From this point there on comunicators)

"Yeah were here" Numbuh 4 said

"But we cant find them" Numbuh 2 said

"WHAT? WHY NOT?" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Because we kinda.....ate pretzels..." Numbuh 4 said

"But MAYBE numbuh 3 found them" Numbuh 2 said

"URG...YAHSIKBNDJSTAI8! CALLING NUMBUH 3 IN NOW!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Hiya guys!" Numbuh 3 said

"WHERE ARE YOU YATAGSJDJJKGHSS AND STATUS REPORT NOW YAHGAJAHG!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Urm...at "Sweet and Cute" the dress shop....hehehe" Numbuh 3 said

"Well this mission failed odds are there gone everyone meet in the parking lot" Numbuh 5 said

"URG! YAHAJaknjUAGSMSKDSNSLSYS!....WOOOOOO....Crud this mission is useless lets do what numbuh 1 said" Numbuh 1 said

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*Back at the mansion*

"Were back and HE bought pointless stuff" Racheal said

"And what did you bring us?" The DC said

"Have some foot cream" Racheal said and threw it at them

"Gee thanks..." The DC said sarcastically

"I'm done for the day I'm going upstairs...enjoy the foot cream" Racheal told them

"-___-" said the DC

[Desslok]

----Across town, at Mr. Boss's house----

Numbuh 86: MOM! Hurry up with that supper will ya!

Mr. B: So, Toiletnator, didn't see you at Father's villain party last month.

Toiletnator: Oh, well, I thought it was on Pluto.

Mr. B: (rolls eyes) Oh course you did...

Mrs. B: Everything will be ready in just a minute! HmmHmmm!

Toiletnator: It sure was nice of you to invite me to dinner, Mr. B, this is the first time I've been invited to anything on purpose.

Numbuh 86: Oh, it's the least he could do.

Mr. B: Yeah right, OW!!

(Numbuh 86 kicks him under the table)

Numbuh 86: Too bad you can't meet my brothers. They're spending the night with some friends, but I guess it's for the best. After all, it is more quiet around here.

(86 looks lovingly at Toiletnator)

Mr. B: *Clears his throat* Fanny, why don't you go and help your mother with the drinks?

Numbuh 86: Ok, daddy. (she leaves)

Mr. B: Now you listen to me! My daughter is very lovable and appealing, but lay one hand on her and I'll see to it that I knock you way past Pluto myself!

Toiletnator: Waah!


----At the mansion----

(a knock starts on Rachel's door)

Rachel: Look, Grandfather, this is not Sussie Q's room and no I don't want a subscription to the Bald Man's Weekly!!!

Father: No, it's me. Can I talk with you.

Rachel: Oh, sure, come in.

(Father comes in and sits on the end of Rachel's bed)

Father: Have you enjoyed your time with me?

Rachel: Aside from the random annoyances that have plagued every waking moment of my life since I've gotten here, I'd said it's been ok.

Father: Do you miss the KND at all?

Rachel: You know, I thought I'd miss it more, but, being here I feel free from duty and care. It's nice.

Father: You know what that feeling is, don't you?

Rachel: Well, not really. OH GREAT. Don't tell me the DC have put something else in my food and is making me feel...

Father: No,no, I didn't mean anything like that.

Rachel: Then what is this feeling?

Father: It's... ADULTHOOD. The power to do what you want when you want. To make rules and not have to follow them yourself. To feel absolutely free!!!

Rachel: (a dumbfounded look) Adulthood?

Father: Yes, and now that I know you appreciate this feeling, I know that I can trust you to help me defeat those who wish to take this pleasant thing away from us.

Rachel: Adulthood?

Father: The KND are fighting to take away the things that adults like you and I hold dear. That is why I have devoted my life and resources to destroying the KND and supporting the adult villains who share my dreams. I want you to help with my next plan to destroy the KND once and for all.

Rachel: Adulthood??

Father: I'll leave you now to think about it. I know you'll make the right choice. Pleasant dreams.

(Father leaves and turns off the light)

Rachel: Adulthood?

(Rachel falls back on her bed and thinks)

Rachel: Have I become that which I once fought against? I'm not even 13 yet, I feel like such a traitor and yet... being an adult feels so good... What am I saying?

Grandfather: (from the closet) I was saying that the meaning of life=toast with some jelley on top.

Rachel: GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celra]

"Awwww man I really wanted toast with jelly!" Grandfather said

"JUST GET OUT NOW!" Racheal yelled

"But I want Taffy" Grandfather said

"I thought it was toast!" Racheal said

"Yes Tomatoes!" Grandfater said

"JUST HAVE THE DC GET YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST GO!" Racheal yelled

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*Back at the treehouse*

"Hello sector V this is numbuh 60 of moonbase" Numbuh 60 said

"Hello numbuh 60 sir!" Numbuh 5 said

"Why are you wearing a toe costume numbuh 5?" Numbuh 60 asked

"Because my leader is crazy SIR!" Numbuh 5 said

"HEY!!!! IM NOT CRAZY!YSHSKSOJDIK...WOOO!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Ok...well that dosent surprise me at all it seems EVERYONE has gone crazy" Numbuh 60 said

"What happened?" Numbuh 2 asked

"Well ya know how numbuh 362 is married to father?" Numbuh 60 asked

"OH BOY DO WE EVER AND WERE GONNA YAMMANBOOMBGALA! AND SAVE HER...WOOO!" Numbuh 1 said

"Right....Well we need you to talk to numbuh 86 as well" Numbuh 60 said

"Why the crud do we need to talk to her?" Numbuh 4 asked

"Cause she is dating the toiletnator" Numbuh 60 said

"NO WAY!" Numbuh 3 said

"Find her and fix the problem NOW!...Numbuh 60 out!" Numbuh 60 said

"You guys know what this means right?" Numbuh 1 asked

"Urm....The KND operatives are losing all sanity mostly the ones on the moonbase?" Numbuh 2 asked

"NO IT MEANS ITS A DOUBLE RESCUE MISSION!!! FIRST NUMBUH 362 AND THEN NUMBUH 86 NOOOOOOOO! I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN YAHAMSYDNSAYANA!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"But what about Mr.Boss being her dad and all?" Numbuh 2 asked

"SO WHAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO" Numbuh 1 said

"Urm...do we even have a plan?" Numbuh 2 asked

"Nope" Numbuh 5 said

"Were doomed" Numbuh 2 said

"Yep" Numbuh 5 said

[Desslok]

----Back at Mr. B's----

Mrs. B: I hope you all are enjoy this fine cuisine! It's just something I thought up!! Hmmmm!hmmm!

Mr. B: It's just fine, honey.

Toiletnator: Oh, yes, very good, Mrs. B. They're even better than those cookies you made for Mr. B's super villain cook-out last year.

Mrs. B: WHY, THANK YOU! I just love complements! That reminds me, who wants desert?

(suddenly a huge explosion destroys half the wall and Sector V jumps in through the smoke and takes up defensive stances, Numbuh 1 walks in with his hand behind his back)

Mr. B: What in the name of happy horseradishes is going on here?!!!

Numbuh 1: SHUT UP! (slaps Mr. B)

Mr. B: Holy cow!

Numbuh 1: We're here to bust up this little relationship between the sinister Toiletnator and our beloved superior, Numbuh 86! AHELKHLKAHKLJELKJLKAJLKHE!!!!

Numbuh 86: Numbuh 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop this insanity right now, and get out of here! Can't you see I'm busy?!! Why don't you go bother Numbuh 362?

Numbuh 1: In due time. Now come on we're taking you back to moonbase right now!

Numbuh 86: Over my dead body!!!

Numbuh 1: We'll see. KND BATTLE STALHELHLKJLJLJTIONS!!!

(nothing happens)

Numbuh 1: Didn't you guys hear me? I saiD....

Numbuh 5: Yeah, we heard you the first time!

Numbuh 1: Why aren't you doing anything?

Numbuh 5: We came here without a plan remember?

Numbuh 1: Yep, what does that dhjkhoogiewoog mean?

Numbuh 2: We're doomed?

Numbuh 5: Yep.

Numbuh 4: So what the crud do we do now?

Mr. B: I've got an idea. (pulls out Evil Adult Brand Bazooka Blaser) FRY!

(Mr. B starts shooting at Sector V, demolishing most of the house in the process)

Mrs. B: HMMMMM!HMMMMMM! I love redecorating! Would you kids like some pie?

Numbuh 2: WE've got to get out of here! (dodges blast)

Numbuh 1: NO!! Not without Numbahlhjklhh 86!

Numbuh 86: I'll give you some 86!

(she decks Numbuh 1 and knocks him out)

Numbuh 86: Now get him and get out of here! NOW, before I have you all decommisioned!

Numbuh 5: Sure thing, sir!

(They grab Numbuh 1 and leave, the house is a wreck)

Numbuh 86: Toilet, baby, where are you?

(Toiletnator comes out from under the table)

Toiletnator: Must have dropped a contact lens, a-hehe...


----The next day at the mansion----

Father: Aw, good morning, Rachel like some breakfast?

Rachel: Sure.

Father: So, have you thought any more about our little talk?

Rachel: Well, I... I like you, don't get me wrong, but I don't think it would be right if I helped destroy the KND. I mean, I am it's leader after all.

Father: I understand.

Rachel: You do? Oh, thank goodness. I thought that you would...

Father: Don't worry. I'm perfectly capable of destroying them on my own.

Rachel: You what?

Father: That's right, if you don't feel comfortable helping I'll do it myself.

Rachel: That's not quite what I had in mind.

(the DC walk in in their pajamas)

Father: DC! You're late for breakfast and you're not even dressed! This is a big day!

DC: WE KNOW THAT!!!! Tell it to Grandfather! He insisted on sleeping in our room last night. We didn't mind until we found out he talks in his sleep! The man never shuts up! WE COULDN'T sleep at all! (they're on the virge of crying) We just can't take it anymore!

Father: Pull yourselves together this instant! Today we put into effect Plan DKND.

DC: (immediately brighten up) DKND?

Father: Yes, my DC. Today is the day we destroy the accursed KND, once and for all! AAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!

DC: He..he...heeeheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheee!!!!

Rachel: A-huh,huh, yeah. Well I'm just going to go and wash my hair.

(Rachel runs upstairs)

Rachel: This is Numbuh 362 calling Numbuh 86 are you there?

Numbuh 86: I'm here commander.

Rachel: You've got a major problem, Father is going to launch a major attack on you guys today!

Numbuh 86: Oh, I'm not worried.

Rachel: You're not?

Numbuh 86: Not at all. My hunky Toiletnator is taking me to the spa today for some fine relaxation.

Rachel: You and the Toiletnator??? (nearly falls backwards from the shock) But what about..?

Numbuh 86: Look, just get Sector V. They've always stopped Father before. Ooo, gotta run! Bye! (transmission ends)

Rachel: Sector V?

Grandfather: (walking by the door) W, X, Y, Z, now I know my ABC's....


----Back at the treehouse----