op: MARRIED LIFE?

[numberunknown]

Sorry I left for a while!

When Nigel got home...

"Did it work?" asked Numbuh 5 dully, who was sitting in her little cage.

"QUIET!"

"Can you at least put me down with the rest of the team so that I can have some company?" she asked.

"No, no, no. NO!" he screeched, "Whhhhhy? because I need someone to rant about my plans to."

"Can it be Numbuh 4? He'd be more interested."

"Nope." Nigel sang, begining to pour liquids into a tube.

"Numbuh 1, if you are planning to blow up the DC's mansion, WHILE rachel is in there, don't you think that that could -- "

All of a sudden, Nigel's face turned dark. "What did you say?" he asked, frowning madly.

Abby blinked. "If you are going to blow up th -- "

"DHLSJHGSLIDEE! YOU'RE CRAZY! MY PLAN WAS NEVER TO BLOW UP ANYTHING! THAT IS JUST WHAT I SAID MY PLAN WAS!" he screamed at her.

Abby wiped the spit off of her cheek. "OK then, genious, what's the plan?"

Nigels face got even darker. "The plan is to... murder you..."

"Really?"

"No, I just wanted to see how you'd react. ANYWAY MY REAL PLAN IS TO

[Desslok]

Numbuh 1: EAT A MILLION FOOT LONG HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: What?

Numbuh 1: Did I stutter? I said I was going to EAT A MILLION FOOT LONG HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: What on earth for?

Numbuh 1: Eating that much food will turn me into a fat sumo wrestler! Then I can beat Father in a fight and rescue Rachel from her terrible fate! HAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEHAKDALHAK!

Numbuh 5: Rachel's not going to die.

Numbuh 1: THAT'S A LIE! But even if she dosen't die, I've learned that she is suffering from a fate worse than death. She is.... ugm... MARRIED TO FATHER!

Numbuh 5: Ewww. Maybe she is in trouble, but still, that's no reason for all this crazy...

Numbuh 1: SILENCE!!!! I must have silence while I eat. *clap, clap*

(a door opens in the roof and a million hot dogs fall out)

Numbuh 1: Yoyeyoyeeeeeee!!!!!!!! (Numbuh 1 starts stuffing his mouth)

Numbuh 5: That cannot be healthy.

Numbuh 4: (from the crate) Do I smell hotdogs? Please gime some! I'm starving in here...



----Back at the mansion----

(Rachel talks to Father)

Rachel: This entire night has been a disaster! First the DC made my hair clowny, then I had to put up with GG and Grandfather and other old people, and then Numbuh 1's fight with you...It's just too much to take I feel like I'm gonna explode!

Father: Just take a deep breath and relax. The party hasn't been completely ruined. Why we just sit here and relax on the couch a bit. The DC can entertain the guests while we catch our breath.

Rachel: OK.

(in the dining room)

GG: Hey, get us some more root beer, over here!

DC: You've drank it all! You pigs have just about emptied the house of everything edible!

Grandfather: I once wanted to be a pretty, pretty princess, but I couldn't afford a dress.

DC: WHAT?? That is the most rediculous, irrelevant and stupid that comment that has ever befallen our ears!

Shelden: Commets fallin'? Get under the table!!!

(Shelden hurls himself under the table to shield himself from incoming meteors)

DC: Get up you crazy...

GG: Hey! Since you're up already would you munchkins mind rubbing my feet? (takes of shoes and puts her feet on the table) All of this excitement has them swollen again. Oh, that's sore.

DC: DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! Get those putrid things off the table right this minute!

Maurice: Could you pick the corns off of my feet? I'd do it myself, but I can't bend over that far anymore.

DC: STOP IT!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE

Grandfather: One time, I went to the store and bought some tuna for 2 dollars and 3 cents.

DC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(back in the living room)

Rachel: Ahh, (grins slightly) such a pleasant sound. For the first time tonight, I feel comfortable.

Father: Me too. (he puts his arm around her and scoots a bit closer) Me too.



[How long will this nice moment last? Knowing this RP, I'd say not very long.... ]

[numberunknown]

Back with my favorite pair...

Nigel said with his mouth full, "Numbuh 5, hand me that hotdog."

"No,"

"WHAT?"

"N. O."

"That's it, you're done for! KARATE STYLE!: Nigel shouted, jumping at Numbuh 5 only to be knocked senceless because of running into the cage bars. Abby reached out, took the keys out of his pants, and unlocked herself. Then, she unlocked her teammates cage.

"Numbuh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, I'm hungry!" cried Numbuh 3 as she stepped over the hot dogs.

"You're kiding right? There are a million hot dogs all over!"

Nigel awoke. "MY HOTDOGS! EUSHFSDHGURYTSUHFSDJHFSDUISRJDGSJDHGOSDHGFUSHGFUHUGHFUGHUFHGFU!"

Abby blinkd. "Um... what?"

"Was I not clear?"

"Yup"

"Oh. I meant to say, that you ARE GOING DOWN KARATE STYLE!" and he jumped at her with all of his might

[Celra]

(Back at the mansion)


*The DC come in*

"Well that dident last long" Father said

"What's the problem now?" Rachael asked

"Those people!" The DC said

*Just then GG came in*

"So how come I cant invite my friends over more often?" GG asked

"Maybe because you dont live here!" The DC said

"Oh I see how it is I do nothing but raise you since you were born and now you throw me out after 27 years!" GG yelled

"What?...You dont live here and your not realated to us AT ALL!" The DC yelled

*Just then Grandfather comes in*

"I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!" Grandfather yelled

"Which is?" Rachael asked

"WERE ALL GONNA DIE THE BOAT IS SINKING!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"What..>_<" Rachael said

"Ya see? Thats the problem!" The DC yelled

"Did you say something about cake?" Grandfather asked

"NO!" The DC asked

"Dough? are you making pizza can I have some?" Grandfather asked

"Ok I see what you mean" Father said

"WHATS GREEN?" Grandfather asked

"Can we solve this NOW? please?" The DC practically begged

"Yes I WANT TO BUY A COW AND GET FREE CHEESE!" Grandfather said

[Desslok]

----back at the treehouse----

(after trying to attack his friends, Numbuh 1 slipped on some hotdogs, ran into a wall and was knocked out)

Numbuh 2: What do we do now?

Numbuh 5: We need to get some help to stop all of this madness.

Numbuh 4: Yeah, but from where?

Numbuh 5: We've got to find Numbuh 86, maybe she can help.

Numbuh 4: But she's gone missing ever since Numbuh 362 went to Father's mansion.

Numbuh 3: Um... I might have an idea where to find her.

Numbuh 5: Alright then, let's go!

Numbuh 2: What about him, shouldn't we

Numbuh 5: No time, when he comes to he'll go beserk again, we'll just have to leave him. Come on!

(the team exits)
(Numbuh 1 gets up)

Numbuh 1: Oh... WHAT?!! My captives have escaped!! Well they can't escape me forever!!! HAHAHAHEKalkjelakjkha!!!

(Numbuh 1 returns to his eating)


----Back at the mansion----


Father: You see, my deligtful children, there are ways to keep old people quiet.

(the senior citizens have sat down at the table and have begun an intense round of dominoes)

DC: Well...

Rachel: Finally, I'm going back to the living room to rest, you keep them company, DC.

DC: Oh no you don't! You're not leaving us here with them again!

Rahcel: Why not? You have so much in common. You're both bossy, demanding, IMPOSSIBLE!

DC: Please don't leave us here! They'll drive us insane!

GG: Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate over here!

Father: Look, they won't be any trouble now. Do this for us, and I'll make it up to you.

DC: Really?

Father: Of course. I'm a man of my word.

DC: Fine, but we're not happy about it.

(Rachel and Father head back towards the living room)

Rachel: You sure like making promises don't you?

Father: It keeps people happy and quiet.

(she didn't understand why, but Rachel found herself admiring Father for his cleverness)

GG: Ha! Checkmate!

DC: What? There's no checkmate in dominoes!

Shelden: Who made a check for Dominoe's? Could we have pepperoni?

DC: NO! Don't even start with this! Get back to your stupid game!

Grandfather: Once I stepped in some mud and got dirty.

DC: This cannot be happening!!!!

GG: Where is my root beer?

DC: WE TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS NONE!!!!

Maurice: Sure I'd like one.

(the DC start pulling at their hair and foaming at the mouth)

DC: If we hear one more stupid comment, we're going to crack!!!

Grandfather: Lollypops come from clouds, ya know.

(at that moment something snapped within the mutual minds of the DC and they began acting strange)

DC: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(the DC jump up on the table and start screaming)

GG: Hey! You're messing up the game, hey what are you, uh?

(the DC pick up GG and toss her across the room)

Grandfather: Sasquatch on the loose!!!!

Shelden: Squash chews? I hate those things... Ehhhhaaaa!

(the DC jump on Shelden and start pulling at his hair)

Shelden: EEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhh! Get it off! Get it off!

Grandfather: Run for your lives!

(the senior citizens run throughout the house in panic as the DC start tearing apart the dining room with an uncontrollable rage)
(Rachel walks in)

Rachel: What's going on in here? Huh!

(the DC turn around from their destruction and stare at Rachel with blood shot eyes)

Rachel: OK, don't move or even, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(the DC leap toward Rachel and chase her screaming out of the dining room)

[Celra]

Racheal suddenly stops

"WOAH WAIT! why are you chasing Me?" Rachael asked

"Caught in the moment" The DC said

"Hey guys I just wanted to tell you I'm going out of town for a week....Rachael can you handle things?" Father asked

"Sure can" Rachael said

*So father left*

"Ok guys new plan is to keep numbuh 1 AWAY OK?" Rachael asked

"Yeah sure whatever" The DC said NOT caring

*The phone rings*

"Urm...Hello?" The DC said

"HIYA YSUFGJFHJHGKJLHJV JDGHDFJFHKHG! Its Numbuh 1 is Racheal there....d7auys fgeg!" Numbuh 1 asked them

[Desslok]

DC: Look, Nigel Uno, we don't want you calling our house!

Numbuh 1: HOOOLHLKHOIJAD LJOUIL! You better not talk that way to me or I'll use my new Buddha belly to..lakdjfkjd! Where's Rachel?

DC: What's it to you, anyway?

Numbuh 1: I want to rescue her before you creeps kill her again! She's probably dying...DALDKJFLAKJDEAWEEEEEE...right now!

Rachel: Who's that?

DC: You're stupid friend!

Rachel: My friends aren't stupid!

DC: It's Nigel Uno.

Rachel: Oh, never mind. Give me the phone, I'll deal with him, you go find the old people you scared into hiding and get them out of here. Now that Father isn't here to force us to entertain them I see no reason to let them stay.

DC: For once we agree on something.

Rachel: Nigel what do you want now?

Numbuh 1: RACHEL!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! AKJELKAJDLKJFALKJDKFJLDJLKEEEFFFF!

Rachel: Why are you talking like that? You sound like a fat hog.

Numbuh 1: It is my latest diabolical scheme to save you alkjelakjdldsseee. I now have the skills I need to defeat Father. Where is he? I want to fight him, this time I will not be DEFEATED!! HAAAHAALKJLKJ!

Rachel: Too bad. Father's out of town.

Numbuh 1: Out of townlaijelakjdlfj? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That means the only ones guarding you is the DC! I can squash them easy! Don't worry, Rachel, you're about to be LIBERATED!!!! FREEDOM FOR THE AFFLICTED DAKJDLJLKE!!!!!

Rachel: What are you talking about? Don't you even try to... Hello? Nigel? Oh great. (hangs phone up)

DC: We can't find them.

Rachel: What? You've only been looking for like a minute! This is place is huge, it make take hours to search it all.

DC: We're not wasting our valuable time on such a rediculous task!

Rahcel: Well, we'll have to forget it for now anyway. Nigel's may come here any minute to try and rescue me. I don't know why but he sounded very strange on the phone. I think we better be ready for whatever he has up his new lab-coat sleeves.

DC: We're not helping you with that either.

Rachel: WHAT? I'm in charge here while Father is away!

Grandfather: (from undeterminable location) I once ate a slug and threw up.

DC: NO!!!!!!!!

Rachel: Serves you right. Until you get busy finding them you'll be forced to hear random comments for the rest of your lives.

DC: NOT RANDOM COMMENTS!!!!!! They're so...unadult! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


----(at the Rainbow Monkey Amusement Park accross town)----

Numbuh 2: Numbuh 3, I thought you were taking us to Numbuh 86, not to have fun with your crazy monkey pals!

Numbuh 3: But Numbuh 86 must be here! I bet she's real depressed about losing Numbuh 362's friendship. She must be inside the Rainbow Monkey Get Cheered Up Quick Happy House. That's where I always go when I'm feeling down.

Numbuh 5: For some reason, Numbuh 5 dosen't think that Numbuh 86 would hang out at a..

Numbuh 4: Numbuh 3's right, Numbuh 5. Numbuh 86 is real Rainbow Monkey-aholic. Her entire room is filled with the cruddy things!

Numbuh 5: I guess you'd know Ms. Slumber Party.

Numbuh 4: Hey! I've told you guys to stop teasing me about that! I thought it was a realy important mission.

Numbuh 5: Whatever, let's get this over with.

(the team enters the Happy House and spots Numbuh 86 at the bar guzzling down way too many Rainbow Love Shakes)

Monkey Waiter: I think you've had enough, toots, let's call it a...

(Numbuh 86 grabs the guy by his shirt caller and pulls him close to her face)

Numbuh 86: First of all, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH, second (hiccup), NEVER CALL ME TOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(She shoves him over the counter)

Numbuh 86: Now get me some more you dim-witted (hiccup) hair ball!

(her head hits the counter)

Numbuh 2: Um, maybe we should come back later.

Numbuh 5: No way! Numbuh 1 may have smashed the entire neighborhood with his fatty booty by then. We've got to get her help. Numbuh 4, go tell her we're here to see here.

Numbuh 4: ME?!! NO WAY!

Numbuh 5: You're one of her best friends, Walleyette.

Numbuh 4: Would you please stop teasing me about that STUPID SLUMBER PARTY???

Numbuh 5: Alright, I will if you go do this.

Numbuh 4: Well it's about time! I'm sick of that joke.

(Walley strides over and taps Numbuh 86's shoulder)

Numbuh 4: Um, Numbuh 86, sir, we're here to, WAAAAHHH!

(Numbuh 86 grabs up Numbuh 4)

Numbuh 86: So, trying to take my shakes, ay, (hiccup) boy?

Numbuh 4: NO NUMBUH 86, MAAM, I MEAN SIR, I MEAN, WAHAHAHAHA!

Numbuh 86: Well now you're going to eat a KNUCKLE SANDWITCH!

Numbuh 5: Stop it Numbuh 86, it's us Sector V.

Numbuh 86: (drops Numbuh 4) Sector V? Good to see ya lads!

(she salutes and falls to the floor)

[Celra]

*Meanwhile at the mansion*

"Ok so its settled that we try VERY HARD to find them?...Right?" Racheal asked

"Ok Fine well help" The DC said

"Well I'll look while I'm cleaning" Rachael said

"Fine well look...Somewhere" The DC said

"One time I went to see Britney spears live! man that girl can boogey oogy!" Grandfather said from and Unknown location

"Well thats kinda....Interesting" Rachael said

"Uh uh..." The DC said

"Well I'm going to go to the bathroom I'l be back" Racheal said as she left and the DC went to look

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*Mean while at the rainbow monkey place*

"Numbuh 86 GET UP!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"Oh sorry" Numbuh 86 said

"So what are we going to do about numbuh 1 and numbuh 362?" Numbuh 5 asked

"Well aas for numbuh 362 I actually belive she is somewhat happy and we should leave her alone Nigel on the other hand has lost it offically and we should try to "Help" him make plans that we know arent going to work and hopefully he will just...Give up?" Numbuh 86 suggested

"So basically you want us to make him THINK were helping him but make him fail?" Numbuh 2 asked

"Pretty much yeah....We should let numbuh 362 know of our plan" Numbuh 86 said

"Ok then I'll call her" Numbuh 2 said
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*Back at the mansion*

*Racheal was in the bathroom washing her hands*

"I remember when I was a kid back then we washed our hands with dirt and that took us about 2 hours!" Grandfather said from another unknown location

"Ok thats just strange...I can hear you but your not in the bathroom?" Racheal said

"What about a broom?....are you talking aout those Larry Spotter movies?" Grandfather said from another unknown location

"Its called Harry Potter" Racheal said

"Once I ate stone soup" Grandfather said from his unknown location

"THATS IT!" Racheal yelled

*The DC came in*

"Did ya find them?" The DC said

"Urm...Its 50/50 yes and no" Racheal said

[Desslok]

(hilarious grandfather stuff, Celra! ;D)

DC: 50/50 yes and no? What is that supposed to mean?

Rachel: It means I have a hunch as to where that old fart may be hiding.

DC: Where is he? WE MUST get him out of here!

Rachel: Try the attic. We've been hearing him all through the house, maybe he's near the ventilation system or something up there.

DC: Alright. We'll check it out.

(five minutes later the DC return)

DC: He wasn't there, but we did manage to find these three loons.

GG: Hey! I am not some sort of ostrich.

DC: WHAT?

GG: You heard me.

Rachel: You guys have been here for like 2 days. It's time to leave, the party's over and Father's not even here any more.

GG: Yeah, we probably will. I don't think that Numbuh 1 guy really has that much tapioca anyways, except maybe in his head. We'll stop trying to rescue you for him, but if you think you've seen the last of the Senior Citizen Squad, you'd be mistaken. Maurice! Shelden! HANDICAPPED PARKING PLACE EXIT MANEUEVER, GO!!!

(the three old people run to the end of the hall and crash through a window, they fall two stories to the ground)

Rachel: Finally, they're gone.

DC: Look what they've done to this window! Father will..

Grandfather: There was an old widow who lived in a shoe...

DC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Stop the madness!

Rachel: Get a grip! It's just your grandfather, for Pete's sake.

DC: Maybe, but that doesn't mean we have to like it!


----Outside the Rainbow Monkey cafe place----

(the team discusses Numbuh 86's plan)

Numbuh 2: I don't know, Numbuh 86 has had a lot of shakes, do you think she was in her right mind? Sabotaging our own missions? That isn't normal.

Numbuh 5: I know what you mean, Numbuh 2, but there's no time to think about it right now, we've got to go check on Crazy Insane Dr. Fatso Numbuh 1. We'll just have to go along with 86's plan until we can find our what's really going on.

(they leave as a hooded figure enters the cafe and sits next to Numbuh 86)

Numbuh 86: Oh, it's you! Haha. Nice to see ya, have a shake.

Hood: Uh, no thank you. They're not really good for my bladder. Um, did you tell Sector V what to do?

Numbuh 86: Oh, yes, they just left.

Hood: Very good, here's your shake money.

Numbuh 86: Aaaahh. You're my best friend in the whole wide world, you big friendy thing you!

Hood: Uh.....OK, I've got to go now.

Numbuh 86: Hurry back, you're the only one who understands me!

(the hooded figure exits and enters a trashcan outside that leads down to his secret lookout, he removes his hood)

Toiletnator: Oh, boy! I love being involved in evil plots! It was so nice of the other villains to finally recognize my truely evil talents. Uoo, it's time to check in.

(Toiletantor hits some buttons on a high tech view screen)

Screen: You've entered the wrong code, please try again.

Toiletnator: Oh, stupid technology! Here's the right code.

Screen: You've entered the wrong code, please try again.

Toiletnator: Ohh! I'll flush you, you stupid bucket of...

(a figure starts to appear on the screen)

Toiletnator: I mean, I won't harm you at all you expensive piece of evil machinery, hehehehehe.

Father: That's right, DON'T YOU BREAK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! Now, did Sector V get the message?

Toiletnator: Oh, yes, Mr. Father, sir. And they don't suspect a thing, I think.

Father: Excellent. No one would ever guess that I would work with someone as incompetant as you to complete my plans.

Toiletnator: Thank you....I think... Well what's the plan oh master of darkness evil one, sir?

Father: With Sector V busy sabotaging their own missions, Numbuh 1 won't be able to bother me and my wife ever again. We'll finally be able to live in peace and eventually I will be able to persuade her to turn to my side and help plan the final destruction of the KND!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

Toiletnator: Wow, you're a master with irony! Destroying the KND with their own leader. I am in awe of your talent, Mr. Father, sir.

Father: As you should be. Now, keep an eye on Numbuh 86 in case we need her again. Father out.

(the screen goes black)

Toiletnator: Oh boy! Wait until I tell Mr. Boss that I helped Father with the greatest evil scheme of all time! Finally, he'll have to let me go bowling and enjoy other social events with the other villains! BwaaaHaaahaaaa OH! I bi my tong! OWHOWHOWHOW!

[Celra]

The KND went back to the treehouse to "Help" Numbuh 1

"Oh your back...YAHJGDSAFDJGSDFH...WOOOOO!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Urm...Yeah were here to help you" Numbuh 2 said

"REALLY?" Numbuh 1 said

"Yeah we agree and your right we should save her" Numbuh 5 said

"Great cause I got a plan" Numbuh 1 said
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*Back at the mansion*

"One time I started a computer up but lighting it on fire!" Grandfather said

"FOR THE LOVE OF-" The DC said

"What about ABOVE am I in heaven?" Grandfather asked

"NO! your just being annoying!" The DC said

"Once I answered the phone and this crazy bald kid answered it saying something like HFGJDFHNJFGJ" Grandfather said

"You answered the phone?...OUR PHONE?" The DC said

"Yes I want an ice cream cone" Grandfather said

"YOU ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM AND WERE NOT GIVING YOU ANY" The DC said

"Awww man" Grandfather said

"Urm...There lying we have TONS of ice cream if you come out you can have some" Rachael said

[Desslok]

Grandfather: Whoopie!

(Grandfather crashes through the ceiling)

DC: Our ceiling! Father is going to..

Grandfather: Ice Cream! Ice Cream!

DC: For the last time, WE DON'T HAVE ANY

(Rachel's elbow hits their ribs)

DC: Hey! What was that?

Rachel: The ice cream is in that little room over there.

Grandfather: Oh, boy. Thank you Queen Elizabeth.

(Grandfather runs into the little room, Rachel throws a switch and Grandfather disappears)

Rachel: Well that takes care of that problem.

DC: How did you know about Father's prototype transporter?

Rachel: I live here, duh.

DC: Oh.

Rachel: Now, let's clean up this house. It's filthy.

DC: How about we go and relax and you clean the house.

Rachel: WHAT? I just saved you guys from the "oh terrible random comments" monster!

DC: Big deal! WE would have found him eventually and done the same.

Rachel: Yeah right. Now, I'm going to say this once, I'm you mother so clean this house!

DC: No.

Rachel: Don't make me..

DC: Make you what? You can't make us do anything.

Rachel: UUUUUUUUUUUUUuu! Just you wait until Father gets home, I'll tell him about this!

DC: HA! He'll believe us before he believes you.

(Rachel storms off, vowing to beat the DC at their own game, one way or another)

----back at the tree house----

Numbuh 1: REALKJLKJELKAJD! The plan is to storm the mansion and use the clam cannon to blow a hole in the side of it. Then I will run in, sit on the DC and get Rachel out of there. ELAKJRHELKAJLDKfjdlk.

Numbuh 4: That is the stupidest thing I have ever

(Numbuh 5 nudges him and frowns)

Numbuh 4: I mean, that is brilliant! The greatest mission you've ever planned!

Numbuh 1: Why, thank you Numbuh 4 LKHLKHELJLJLKJeahlkejad. It sure is nice to have you guys back. Father's mind zapper must have malfunctioned and returned you to normal.

Numbuh 5: Yeah, sure that's what happened.

Numbuh 3: But I thought we were just pretending to.. Ow!

(Numbuh 2 elbows Numbuh 3 and frowns)

Numbuh 3: What? I was just going to say that (lightbulb turn on) Ohhhhhh. Never mind!

Numbuh 1: Are you sure you guys are alright? jOHKJLKJEadddddddddd!

Numbuh 2: Um, yeah. So let's go and save Numbuh 362! We can't fail this time.

Numbuh 1: Good! I'll go start the ship so we can get going lkjelakjlkjlkd.

Numbuh 5: You guys are going to ruin everything if you keep this up!

Numbuh 4: Well, sorry, Miss Perfect!

Numbuh 3: It's really hard to lie to our commanding officer. It makes me feel like a "Liar, liar pants on fire rainbow monkey".

Numbuh 2: Well, we don't like it either, but we have to for now, just pretend that you're talking to a really fat adult.

Numbuh 4: A fat adult, hmmmm?

(Numbuh 1 comes back)

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, BATTLE STATILEJKLTIONS!

[Celra]

So the KND got into the ship and took off

"Hey numbuh 1....Dont ya think ya should lose weight?" Numbuh 5 asked him

"I guess I should cause my last plan failed SHJKAFGDJFHDJK.....SWWAMMAAA!...WOO!" Numbuh 1 said

"Urm...Ok then....Are we there yet numbuh 2?" Numbuh 1 asked

"Almost just 1 more minute" Numbuh 2 said

"Hey numbuh 2 whats this button do?" Numbuh 5 asked with a wink

"Oh that button crashes the ship and the engine so dont press the BLUE button" Numbuh 2 said

"Press the BLUE button...Ok!" Numbuh 5 said

*KABOOM!*

"Numbuh 5 why would you hsgfbgjdgfdhgfjhbcv b press that button?" Numbuh 1 demanded

"Cause I thought It was cool looking" Numbuh 5 said

"Well thats ok cause I gots another DATABNSJDYPONTYRAMMA! plan!" Numbuh 1 said

"Which is?" Numbuh 4 asked

"We take turns ringing there doorbell!" Numbuh 1 said

"Thats...Dumb" Numbuh 2 said

"RING DOORBELL NOW....WOOOOOOHOOOO!!" Numbuh 1 said yelling running towards there house

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*Meanwhile at the mansion*

[Desslok]

(It has gotten dark and the DC have gone to bed. They hear a noise and wake up)

DC: Huh? What was that? Scoot over! You mean me? Whatever! I just want some blankets!

(They fall back to sleep as two blood red eyes appear over their bed. The horrid creature smiles and begins to speak)

Figure: Naughty children who fail to clean the house when asked by their mother shall be forced to feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT! GEHAHAHAHAHA!

(the DC's eyes fly open as Count Spankulot (CS for short) lunges at them and in an amazing feat, puts them all on his lap at one time and starts spanking them)

CS: Bwahhahahahahaha! Feel the power of my palm, you misbehaved miscrients!

DC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop this! We're good behaved, OW, children! OW!!!!!! Stop this minute!!!!

CS: Bwahahahahahahahaaa!

(outside the door, Rachel listens intently as the thrashing continues)

Rachel: Ahhh. Well, the ability to call on Count Spankulot is one motherhood right that not even those dweebs can deny me. Thank goodness Father has the phone numbers of all the villains.

(Rachel tries to make herself comfortable for the show, but is not allowed to enjoy it for long. Suddenly an earthquake shakes the house and seems to get closer and closer)

Rachel: What's going on? Earthquakes can't move!

(suddenly the shaking stops and silence covers the house)

*DING DONG
*DING DONG

Rachel: What in the...

(Rachel starts to get up but is knocked down by another earthquake, this time it moves in the opposite direction. She hears insane laughter from outside)

Rachel: Oh, please no.... Not again.

(down in the bushes, Numbuh 1 tries to duck and hide)

Numbuh 4: Do you really think that they can't see you? You're blubber is sticking out like 300 ka-jillion feet!

Numbuh 1: Nonsense ALKKLJLKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE! Who's next?

Numbuh 3: Oh! Me, me, me, me! I love this game! I used to play it all the time with Mushi at Numbuh 2's house.

Numbuh 2: So you're the one who did that! My mom grounded Tommy and me for two months because she thought we were doing it!

Numbuh 1: SShhhhhhhhhhhhhlKHelkHEHLH! We don't want them to hear us!

Numbuh 4: What, like that earthquake didn't disturb anyone!?

Numbuh 3: OK, here I go! Lalalalala-lalalalala!

(Numbuh 3 skips up to the front door)

*Ding Dong
*Ding Dong

(giggles and skips back towards the bushes, Rachel watches from a window)

Rachel: You've got to be kidding. (heads for the stairs)

Numbuh 3: That was fun! Try it, Numbuh 4!

Numbuh 4: No way, this is..

(Numbuh 5 frowns at him)

Numbuh 4: Oh, fine I'll do it. What could happen?

(Numbuh 4 walks up the door. He lifts his hand to push the bell but the door swings open and someone pulls him inside with a jerk)

Numbuh 4: Hey! Let me go! What's the big idea?

Rachel: What do you guys think you're doing?!

Numbuh 4: We're trying to save yououou!

Rachel: I don't need..

Numbuh 4: Yeah, I know, but Numbuh 86 told us we should play along with Numbuh 1 and sabotage his missions because you wanted to be here.

Rachel: Numbuh 86 said that? I'm kinda surprised, usually she's more..

DC: (from upstairs) OWOHWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Stop!

Numbuh 4: Woohooo! Those delightful dorks are getting a decent whoopin'! I'm going to go join in the fun.. ACK!

(Rachel pulls Numbuh 4's hood choking him and causing him to fall)

Rachel: No! Get out of here right now, and tell Numbuh 2 that if you guys are going to sabotage Numbuh 1's insane schemes, don't do it within a 1000 foot radius of this door! I'm getting real annoyed!

(she shoves him outside and shuts the door)

Numbuh 1: Are you alright? LAKJLKHELKJALKJEEEE? We thought you were captured and we were about to bust in guns ablazjoielahelkjing!

Numbuh 4: Uh, I managed to, uh... escape! Yeah that's it.

Numbuh 2: Did you find out anything? (gives Numbuh 4 a knowing look)

Numbuh 4: Yeah, I think it would be best if we try to salvage the clam cannon and fire it 1000 feet from that door (points).

Numbuh 1: 1000 feet? Why on EAKJRKLEHLKAHKldjRTH would we do that when we can hit it point blank? GWAAAAFHKHELKAJLDKJ!

Numbuh 5: I think he's right, chief. That sounds like an awsome plan.

Numbuh 1: If you say so, LKHLHKHLdfdfdfdLKJLKHE. But first let's get back to the treehouse. I have a surprise for you.

Numbuh 3: Oh boy! I love surprises!

(they leave as Rachel heads back upstairs, CS appears in a puff of smoke before her)

CS: I have administered justice to their backsides!

Rachel: Good, that should teach them their lesson. Thanks, Count.

CS: If you need anything else you know how to contact me! GEEEHWWWAAAAHAWWAAHWAA! (puff of smoke and he is gone)

Rachel: Well, we'll just see who won't clean the house tomorrow!

(Rachel goes to bed with a smile on her face, eagerly awaiting the morning)

[numberunknown]

I'm sorry! I haven't been here in a while. You guys must hate me...

"If we are going to do this clam cannon thing, we are going to have to work day and night!" Numbuh 4 said.

Numbuh 2,3 and 5 moaned.

"Well," said Numbuh 1, "We could always use the emergancy Clam Cannon"

"What?"

"Yea. AHGSUIFDHGSUIFH! I built an DSUGHFSUDHG Emergancy clam cannon"

sorry its so short

[Celra]

(I kinda wonder why we made him say stuff like YSHDJSGFSFXGB but its funny!)

*The next morning*

"So guys how was YOUR night? Mine was great I slept well" Rachael said

"Oh dont you start with that we know you did it!" The DC yelled

"Did what?" Racheal asked innocently

"You know you got us spanked for not cleaning" The DC said

"Really now?" she said with a smirk on her face

"YES!" The DC said

"So then you gonna clean?" She asked

"Fine we willl clean but were only sweeping and cleaning the living room" The DC said

"Fair enough" Rachael said

"Urg..." The DC said as they took off

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*Meanwhile*

"Wow numbuh 1 you got your figure back!" Numbuh 5 said

"So whats the plan?" Numbuh 2 asked numbuh 1