op: MARRIED LIFE?

[numberunknown]

Numbuh 362 was watching from her window, happy that Nigel was going on a date, mad that he still wanted to save her. As Rachel made her way into the living room, she saw Father. "Hey," she said, walking over and sitting on the armchair.

"Hello darling," Father answered lovingly, "Tonight, we are going on a date"

"Where?"

"The amusment park"

Rachels eyes lit up "Adults like the amusment park?" she asked, happily.

"Of course..." Father sighed, "I remember the good old days when... Never mind that, we'll go at seven,"

Meanwhile...

"Common Numbuh 1, we're going to the amusment park tonight," Abby said, dragging the very crazy boy with her.

"OK" he said "BUT AFTER THAT WE ARE GOING TO SAVE --"

"I know Numbuh 1, I know. Alright... we're going to the amusment park at... seven"

[Desslok]

[When Celra invited me to join she said to make posts long. Sorry if I took it a bit too literally... ;D ]

----At the mansion, Several hours after everyone left for the amusment park----

DC: I wonder when Father and Mother will return from their trip to the amusment park. They've been gone for several...
(CRASH!!!!!!!)
(Suddenly a bumper car crashes through the wall)

Father: Was that necessary? I didn't even get to grab any cotten candy.

Rachel: I couldn't take it anymore!! After Numbuh 1 found out we were there he ruined everything!!!

Father: What do you mean, my darling minor?

Rachel: Don't you remember how he jumped down into our ferris wheel box and started screaming that a murder was being committed? I though Numbuh 5 would never get him to stop!

Father: Numbuh 1 is quite annoying, but I still don't see why..

Rachel: And don't even get me started on the tunnel of love. It's a good thing your eyes glow in the dark or I'd of never seen him swimming up beside the boat!

Father: Well...

Rachel: And when he started going balistic in the bumper car arena, I just couldn't handle it anymore!

Father: Alright, just calm down. If it's one thing I know, a bad temper is never a good thing. Maybe a good night's sleep will help you to forget.

Rachel: Maybe you're right...

Father: (After Rachel had left) Delightful Children! Run down to the grocery store and get me some cotten candy, I'll never get to sleep now unless I have some.

DC: But, Father, its almost midni...

Father: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (flames up with anger and an extremely bad temper)

DC: Yes, Father....



----Next Day, At the treehouse----

Numbuh 1: My team refuses to help me in my mission to save Numbuh 362, who, after an extensive study of evidence, I have determined is being killed at least 26 times a day by the DC. That is why I am hiring you to...
(Numbuh 2 walks in)

Numbuh 2: Um, Numbuh 1, why is my Grandma and her friends here?

Grandma Gilligan: Oh, be quiet, Tommy.
***[from this point forward, I will refer to Grandma Gilligan as "GG"]***

Numbuh 2: Grandma, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm HOAGIE, Tommy's my brother.
(GG smacks Numbuh 2 over the head with her cane)

GG: I said shut up!!! Can't you see I'm busy here, eh??! Now where were we, ah yes, as long as you've got the tapioca, we'll help save your little girl friend.
(Numbuh 1 blushes)

Numbuh 1: Well, ah-ha-ha-ha, she's not really my girl friend, you see I just, ahh, well don't tell this to Lizzie but...

Numbuh 2: YOU'RE PAYING MY GRANDMA TO GO AND SAVE NUMBUH 362?!! Numbuh 1, I've told you before she is not dying!!!

Numbuh 1: Look, Numbuh 2, I don't expect you understand. I have realized that Father is obviously using a high frequency kid confuser on every KND operative except me within a 100 mile radius of his mansion. That explains the strange behaviour that I have noticed coming from you guys and 362. Don't worry, after the Senior Citizen Squad rescues Rachel, I will find that device and save you all, I PROMISE!!!

Numbuh 2: You're getting delirious!
(Numbuh 2 goes off to warn the rest of the team that Numbuh 1 has finally gone insane)

Numbuh 1: Here, take this KND comminicator-a-bob so that we can stay in contact. Call me as soon as you have Rachel.

GG: Don't worry your little oddly shaped head, deary. The Senior Citizen Squad never fails! Well except for when our hips give out, and we lose our eye-glasses, and when this strange spot on my necks starts itching and changes color and...

Numbuh 1: Whatever, just get going, the DC may be killing her right now!!! Just the thought of it makes me, RRRRERRRRRAAaAayeeeaooo!
(Numbuh 1 runs into another wall)

GG: Alright already, we're going! Sheesh!!! (To the old men) This kid's really got a screw loose.

Shelden: You want what with your goose?


----At the mansion----

(The DC have started working on a new Hyper-Death Ray in the living room and Rachel is in the kitchen washing dishes)

Rachel: (Yelling to the living room) Why am I doing this?? I'm the mother!

DC: Exactly. Mother's are supposed to clean the kitchen, not the good behaved children, besides, we are busy with our own glorious chores.

Rachel: Chores?!!! You're sitting in there making a gun!!

DC: Yes, Father requires us to develop at least 5 plans to destroy the KND each day. This Hyper-Death Ray is our best yet.

Rachel: Well if he can assign chores to you why can't your mother do the same?

DC: Oh, I don't thing you'll have time to assign anything... (Giggling)

Rachel: What do you mean?

Father: (From upstairs) Delightful Children!!! Send your mother up here right away!

DC: That's what we mean. Father ate some Mega-Bean Burritoes for lunch today, and when he went into the bathroom he must not have realized that the toilet was clogged.

Rachel: Why would the toilet be clogg... (comes in living room and notices DC giggling) You little monsters!!!!

Father: Rachel, darling, get up here with the plunger RIGHT NOW!!! This place is starting to smell like a DOO-DOO FESTIVAL!!!

Rachel: ARRR. Just you creeps wait until I get back, I'm going to...
(the doorbell rings)

DC: Well aren't you going to answer that?

Rachel: Why don't you, I'm on my way to clean up his royal highness's mess!

DC: We're in the middle of our chores, it wouldn't be nice to have to tell Father we didin't get our chores done because Mother was having us do other things. (smirks at Rachel)

Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAGGGG!
(Rachel heads over to the door and opens it)

GG: Alright, sweety, we've come to rescue you from whatever that bald kid said your problem was.

Shelden: And there's nothing you can do about it, ahehe (COUGH, COUGH)!

Rachel: You've got to be kidding! Go back and tell Nigel Uno that I have had it with his "Oh, Rachel's dying da-hu-hu!" act.

GG: Look, missy, we're not here to play telephone! We're here to take you away.

Shelden: Bake her some clay? (Maurice shrugs in confusion)

Rachel: Look, old lady, I know you're Numbuh 2's grandma and all, but if you don't leave this instant I will be forced to take out the rage that has been building up inside me for the past month on you!!

GG: So you want to do it the hard way, eh? MAURICE, SHELDEN, AGETIZE!!!
(Old people's mobility assistance devices begin to transform)

Maurice: SCALPTATRON!!!

Shelden: SHOCKULATOR!!!

GG: GRAMMACHINE!!!!!!!!
We are....SENIOR CITIZEN!!!!!!
Prepare for pain, you crazy mashugala!
(The Senior Citizen robot begins moving towards Rachel with its cane arms moving in an attempt to grab her)

Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Rachel runs inside and quickly grabs up the DC's Hyper-Death Ray)

DC: Hey! What are you..?
(Rachel aims the ray them)

Rachel: (her eye twitcing) Be quiet or I'll use this thing on you right now!!!!

DC: Aaaaa, o-k, you can play with it (nervous laughing and worried looks)
(Rachel runs back towards the door and aims the ray at the senior citizen robot)

Rachel: Eat laser you wrinkly old farts!

Shelden: You want some sprinklies on your gold tarts?
(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The smoke clears to reveal the Senior Citizen Squad sitting in the lawn amadist the broken pieces of their destroyed robot.)

GG: Young people these days have no respect for how long it takes to build giant weapons.

Rachel: (breathing heavy, but trying to regain her composure) Now please...get out of here!
(Slams the door and returns the death ray to the living room where the DC are cowering in fear behind the sofa)

Father: (from upstairs) Rachel!!! I can't concentrate with this stink fest going on, get up here NOW!!!!

Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Outside GG's communicator-a-bob rings)

Numbuh 1: Do you have Rachel, is she DEAD???

GG: We almost had her, so don't throw out that tapioca just yet, I've still got a few plans up my sleeves. OW! (trying to get up) Could you send Dr. Lincoln here, I've fallen and I can't get up.


----At the treehouse----

(the gang walks in to confront Numbuh 1 about his strange behavior with a new strategy)

Numbuh 1: Oh hi guys, just phoning dad to cancel our fishing trip, hehe. What are doing with that?

Numbuh 5: This is for your own good, chief.

Numbuh 1: No! Get that thing away from me, what are you doing? AAAAAAAAA!


[If you don't have any ideas or just don't want to go anywhere else with the SC squad you don't have to, I have plenty of other ideas. ]

[numberunknown]

Wow.. thats... long... ;D

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Numbuh 5 shook her head.

"Hey Numbuh 5," Numbuh 2 said, "You know, Numbuh 1 has been hiring the SC to go an --"

"Lemme guess" Abby finished dully "When will he get over this? I'm going to go and talk to him"

When Numbuh 5 entered Numbuh 1's room, he was doing paperwork. "Wazzup Boss?"

"Numbuh 5, go away," he shooed "I'm busy"

"Why don't you get some sleep?"

"Dunnneedit" he said, quickly. "Cuz... RACHEL IS DYING!" he shouted.

Abby sighed, and sat down next to him. "Numbuh 1, Numbuh 362 is FINE. Nothing is wrong with her. Nothing." Abby said, quite clearly.

And then, Nigel's face tuned dark. "YOu're against me too"

"No, not against you... just trying to-"

"I can't have you getting in te way of my plans Numbuh 5," he said, seriously for a crazy person.

"What do you mean?" she asked, a tremble surging through her fingers.

"Either join my side, or I am going to have to get rid of you..."

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Hehehehe... I have some big RMANTIC 1/5 plans. *laughs evily*

[Desslok]

(Numbuh 1 begins to move towards Numbuh 5 with a crazed look in his eye)
Numbuh 5: Now come on, you're starting to freak Numbuh 5 out. Why you lookn' at me like dat? Oh no, no. Stay back! Waaaa.. Waaaaa!

[Abigail.And.Nigel.Forever-- I'll leave them there for you! ]


----At the mansion----

DC: (Giggling in the hall next to Rachel's room) Oh, mother! Please wake up and come make us a snack. Tehehehehehehe....

Rachel: (waking up) Do I have to?

DC: Oh yes, please, we are quite famished. Tehehehehehehe...

Rachel: Alright, since you've asked nice for once I guess that deserves something, but please stop that creepy giggling it's very...
(Rachel steps out of her room sporting a large rainbow colored afro. The DC can hardly contain their laughter, their eyes ready to burst with tears)

Rachel: What? You guys are so strange.

(In the kitchen, Rachel is making a snack for the DC while they burst with laughter in the hall. Father dashes in)

Father: Rachel, darling, something important has come up I need you to-- (he notices Rachel's hair). Ahh, I uh, love what you've done with your hair. Very, uh, colorful.

Rachel: I haven't done anything with... (sees her reflection in some dishes) UHHHH! Those DC!

Father: Well anyway, you won't have time to change your hair in time. I hope he likes it.

Rachel: In time for what? What are you so worried about?

Father: Pappy just called from the retirement home. He's coming for dinner tonight. I must earn his approval.

Rachel: What? I thought you hated Grandfather, why on Earth would he suddenly want to see you?

Father: How should I know? But you only have half an hour to get this place in shape.

Rachel: I think that's unfair the way you guys think you can just boss me around. I have feelings to, you know.

Father: Alright, do this for me, and I'll make it up to you.

Rachel: Really?

Father: Yes.

Rachel: By "making it up to me" that doesn’t include giving more work or something like that?

Father: No, just get going! You're wasting valuable TIME!!!!! (flames)

Rachel: (Who has become accustomed to Father's rage and is no longer surprised by it) Man, you're touchy about this. I'll get going, but don't forget about your promise.

(Thirty minutes later, Rachel has the table set with a huge supper spread, the mansion is cleaner than it ever has been, and Rachel's colored afro and appearance has reached an all time low)
(Rachel approaches the front door where Father and the DC are eagerly awaiting Grandfather's arrival)

Father: I really wish you'd have done something with yourself, Pappy is a real stickler when it comes to etiquette and keeping up one's appearances.

(Rachel gives Father an agitated look, and he gets the hint, the DC however do not care much for hints)

DC: Yes, mother. You look positively awful. Perhaps you should have washed your hair when you got up this morning.

Rachel: Don't you even start! It's partly your fault I look like this anyway!

Father: She's right my Delightful Children. No pointing out your mother's flaws tonight and playing jokes on her that make her look stupid, this is the first time Grandfather is meeting the new member of our family, so we must make a good impression.

DC: Oh, don't worry, Father, (evil grins at Rachel), we'll be certain to make sure Grandfather finds our new mother to be quite "DELIGHTFUL" tehehehehehehehehehehee...

(Ding, Dong)

Father: That's him, answer the door, my Delightful Children.

DC: Yes, Father. (opens door) Why hello Grandfa... Wah?

(the door opens to reveal Grandfather with Grandma Gilligan hanging onto his arm)

DC: Uhhhhhh, come in...

Grandfather: Is this the royal palace? (notices Rachel's strange hair) My queen!
(Grandfather bows)

Rachel: (to GG) Why are YOU here???

GG: Well, sweety, we met at the Sure Wood Retirement Home and this handsome devil invited me to come with him here to dinner. Isn't that right babushka-baby?

Grandfather: Wha-- is my soap opera on? I must know what happened to Gloria. Did she marry Ralphie?

GG: Isn't he cute?

Rachel: You expect me to buy that! Father this was obviously a set up by Numbuh 1 to save me from dying, the guy has totally flipped out!

Father: Now, Rachel, let's not be irate in front our respected guests. Show them to the dinning room while I prepare the drinks. (walks off)

GG: That's right deary, show us to the food, I'm starving over here!

Rachel: Don't think you'll get away this you rickety old--

(the DC interrupt with evil smiles, obviously enjoying Rachel's frustration)

DC: This way guests, we're sure that this dinner party will be one to remember.....


[So, for whoever comes next, here's how I see things coming, Father is busy trying to impress Grandfather, Grandfather is oblivious to everything that's happening, GG is trying to save Rachel in a covert manner, the DC are trying to make Rachel look like a fool, and Rachel (as usual) is trying to keep from going bananas. Have fun with it! ;D ]

[Celra]

(I'll save the 1/5 romance for nigel&abbby4ever yes I'm lazy with usernames >_<)

"Yeah Whatever I just want my food!" Grandma gillian said

"Did you say something about a flute stuck in a shoe?" Pappi asked

"Yeah sure whatever.....you may forget ALOT but your not going to forget tonight" the DC said

"Whats that supposed to mean?" Rachael asked

"Oh nothing....." The DC said with a smirk

[numberunknown]

(Call me Gail ^^)

Meanwhile, in Numbuh 1's room...

Numbuh 5 sighed angrily "Ya' know? You're taking this a little too far" she said, from the little cage that Numbuh 1 had her locked in "Could Numbuh 5 get out please?"

"NO!" snapped Nigel "I MUST SAVE RACHEL! OMG SHES GONNA DIE!"

Abby slapped her forehead. "Could Numbuh 5 at least have a magazine?"

Nigel gave her a thoughtful look, and then tossed her a pamflet on becoming a mad-man.

"This isn't quite what I-"

"SILENCE!" shouted Numbuh 1, who was now wearing a white robe -- like those mad scientists do, and goggles for expeirimenting.

"And Numbuh 1, what's with the new outfit?"

"It's CRAZY!" he shouted.

She spoke flat out "But you aren't doing any expeiriments"

Nigel looked around. "OK, here is the deal missy. I am crazy. You are my hostage. YOu DO NOT bash my outfit!" he shouted, and then rubbed his hands together.

"I hear that Numbuh 362 is at a dinner party..." and e laughed evily.

[Desslok]

----Back at the mansion----

(Everyone is at the table and has started eating. Father is trying to have an engaging conversation with Grandfather, and 362 is keeping her eyes on GG, just waiting for her next move)

Father: Well, Pappy, it sure is nice to have you over. I hope you like the dinner that my new wife has prepared for you today.

Grandfather: Is the moon really made of cheese? If it is, will you sell it to me? I'd like some cheese cake.

GG: This is a wonderful meal deary, a bit too overdone for my tastes, but not bad...

Rachel: You're too kind...

DC: She's right, mother. This turkey is practically burnt. And are those mashed potatoes or some kind of crispy whipped topping? What do you think of this mess, Grandfather?

Grandfather: I think that I should take up dancing, again. Boy, when I was younger I could sweep those young gals right up off the...

Rachel: There is nothing wrong with this meal you picky snobs. Now eat all the food on your plate before I ground you.

DC: You can't ground us, you've never been given that authority!

Rachel: Oh yeah? It's a sacred motherhood right!

GG: I remember the first time I grounded my kids. What was it I grounded them from... talking, or breathing or something..

DC: Sacred right? HA! You're not our true mother so sacred motherhood rights don't apply!

Rachel: What would you creeps know abou...

Father: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sits up and starts flaming)

Grandfather: Who turned the heater on? It feels good...

Father: You're ruining the first real father-son bonding time that I've ever had in my life! Rachel! DC! I need to have a word with you in the living room, NOW!!!

(Father stops flaming and leads his family out of the room to scold them)
(GG pulls out her communication-a-bob and dials for Numbuh 1)

GG: This is GG, calling N1. GG, calling N1.

Grandfather: (singing) "When I'm calling youououououou!"

Numbuh 1: This is N1, are you inside?

GG: Yes, the little mashugala doesn't expect a thing, well, she kinda does, but she'd never expect what you've got planned.

Numbuh 1: Perfect. All you have to do is shut down the mansion's defense grid and I'll take care of the rest. ha!ha!ha!ha!

GG: Good, say since when did you become a doctor?

Numbuh 1: Never mind, just do as I command! End transmission!

GG: This guy's gettin' looney, over here. But let's look on the bright side. Soon sweet dumpling, soon we'll have all the tapioca we can eat.

Grandfather: Is Skippy going to be here soon? He's my favorite band member.

GG: (slaps forehead) Ehhhhhh.

(Father and the others re-enter the room, the Rachel and the DC look a bit frightened)

Father: Now (in the cheeriest voice he can muster) who's up for some desert? I've had the Ice Cream Men bring over the best flavors known to adulthood.

GG: Oh that would be wonderful, but could you tell me which way to the little old lady's room. My bladder feels like it's about to blow into fifty million pieces if you know what I mean.

Father: Sure, it's right down the hall to the left.

GG: Thanks sweety.

(GG gets up goes down the hall, but instead of going left she smirks and goes right)
(Rachel is the only one who notices)

Rachel: Um, I think I better go to the, um room and get the, um, thing.
(Rachel gets up and moves towards the hall)

Father: Well, let's dig into that ice cream while they're gone.
(Father gets up to pass the DC their bowl and stubs his toe, he flames with uncontrollable anger and melts half the ice cream on the table)

DC: Gee, thanks, Father....

(in the hall, Rachel tip toes behind GG who has climbed the stairs to the fifth floor)

Rachel: Where could she be going? The defense grid room? What could she possibly want in... Oh, no!

(Rachel runs in and turns on the light)

Rachel: Oh, no you don't you crazy old person! You might have been able to fool the others, but you can't fool me. Numbuh 1 sent you here, didn't he?

GG: I should have known you'd follow me up here. Oh, well. You're too late to stop me. Once I turn off the defense system, the bald kid's gonna have a little surprise with which to save you, whether you want it or not!
(GG reaches for the lever but is kicked away from the controls by Rachel who has changed into her fighting clothes)

Rachel: Even though I really hate it, I'm not going to let you and Numbuh 1 ruin this dinner party.

GG: So it's a fight you want, eh, missy? Well I'd be happy to oblige!
(GG's walker grabs onto GG's body and transforms into a robot fighting suit)

Rachel: I can still take you, I was once the KND grand-parent fighting champion!

GG: Bring it honey!
(the two start running towards each other)

GG/Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[Oh the suspense is killing me!]

[Celra]

So where we last left off

GG/Rachael: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just then numbuh 2 came in

"Grandma I cant allow you to do this!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"Ya munchkin tellin me what to do eh?...well I'll do what I want!" GG said

"But this isnt right! Numbuh 1 is crazy he dosent know what he is talkin about!" Numbuh 2 said

"He's right Numbuh 1 IS crazy!" Racheal said

"Now I'm gonna turn around and tell mom on you grandma if you dont go back to the table and leave the defence grid alone and your gonna be banned from eating tapioca!" Numbuh 2 said

"Thats not very nice tommy!" GG said

"Thats HOAGIE H-O-A-G-I-E- Tommy is my BROTHER!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"Whatever I'm gonna go back to the table but keep in mind I DO have other plans" GG said

"Thanks numbuh 2" Racheal said

"Yep now I gotta go before numbuh 1 goes insane.....AGAIN" Numbuh 2 said
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*Back at the table*

"Ya know Mother you really should clean better around here this place is a DUMP" The DC said

"Ya know what I'M SICK OF YOU YOUR GROUNDED!" Racheal yelled

"You cant do that....right father?" The DC said

(Ok Keep in mind its stil the party and GG did say she wouldent ruin the party but she did say she has OTHER plans so you can still work with it)

[delightfuliza]

(HAHA! This is sooo fun! xD)

"Huh?" Father asked and looked up

"It's right that mother here can't ground us, since she's not our original mother.. right?" the DC said innocently

"Well, what you say is originally true but still, she is your mother now and is given the motherlaw to do things like that"

The DC looked shocked but a little frightened too

"that's right, so YOUR grounded!" Rachel said seriously to them

Father looked proudly at her and smiled

[Desslok]

(The DC are a bit taken back by this turn of events, and quiet down while they plan their next move, they've lost a battle, but the war is far from over)

Father: Now that we've finished eating, why don't we all play a game to liven things up?

GG: Oh, what a wonderful idea..(drops spoon under table) Oh, clumsy me. Always dropping things, just a minute.
(GG leans under the table and whips out her communicator)

Numbuh 1: What's going on?!!! You were supposed to have that defense grid down five minutes ago! I shouldn't have sent an adult to...

GG: I ran into some problems alright! My fancy-pants detective grandson came in and ruined everything.

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2 was there? Don't worry, I'll take care of him personally when he returns to the treehouse. As for you, I want you to..

Rachel: (from above the table) What are you getting lost under there?

GG: Just a minute, I'm old, alright! (to Numbuh 1) I'll take care of it, so get that delicious tapioca ready for me to take home tonight.

Numbuh 1: I'll get it ready when I have proof that you are..(static)
(GG cuts Nigel off and switches frequenices)

GG: Shelden! Maurice! Pick up this is SC1.

(In the van parked outside the mansion, Shelden and Maurice are asleep)

GG: WAKE UP YOU LAZY COUPLE OF!!!!!

Rachel: What is going on down there?

GG: Oh, heh, my feet fell asleep, hehe, just a minute.
(GG's shout wakes the resting members of the Senior Citizen Squad)

GG: It's about time, I need you two to get in here and shut down the defense grid thing. That kidnapped girl is watching me so I can't do it myself.

Shelden: You want us to shut down the, wah?

GG: The defense grid thing! And do it fast, I can't take much more of this party. If I have to listen to one more random comment from Grandfather, I'm likely to go crazy, over here!

Maurice: We're on the job!!! (starts coughing uncontrollably due to his sudden excitement)

GG: I can't tell you how revlieved that makes me.

Rachel: We'd like to play a game this decade!

GG: (on communicator) I've got to go, shut that thing down!
(transmission ends)

Maurice: We'd better get started. Where's our "Senior Citizen Squad Burglarization Kit"?

Shelden: Why yes, I'd like the senior discount burger.

Maurice: Burgers? No burglars! Is your hearing aid working?

Shelden: Oh, yes! A lime aid, too!

(this may take a while... so, back in the mansion)

Father: What game should we play?

Grandfather: I once had a poodle name Princess who could play the piano with her tail.

GG: Yeah...

DC: (seeing their chance) How about we play hide and seek? The mansion's has more than enought hiding places.

Father: I always did prefer hide and seek...

DC: The first to be it can be MOTHER, tehehehehehehehehe.

Rachel: What? No way!

GG: (sees her chance) What a great idea. When I was a young girl no one could find me when I hid.

Father: It's settled then. We'll play hide and seek.

Rachel: Father, I really don't want to...

Father: (whispers) I'm going to make it up to you, remember? Please, Rachel, let a boy have a chance to play with his father, a chance that I never had growing up (starts tearing up).

Rachel: Ugghhhhhhh. Fine, I'll play.

Father: (immediately cheers up) Excellent. You start counting. The table here will be home base.

Rachel: Fine (turns to GG) I know you're planning something, just remember that I've got my eyes on you.

GG: No peeking deary, that would ruin the fun. Hehehehehe.

DC: Yes, mother (coming up from behind) we wouldn't want you watching while we go and um, "hide." tehehehehehehee.

Rachel: I've got my eyes on you, too!

Father: Alright, Rachel. Start from 30. Ready....Start!
(Rachel closes her eyes and starts counting down)

Rachel: 30....10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Grandfather: (from somewhere in the house) BLAST OFF!!!

Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, boy. This is going to be fun.


[What will happen during this daring game of hide and seek? Will the DC play some evil trick(s) on Rachel? Will GG get away with her tapioca? Will Numbuh 1 launch his fiendish scheme? Will the SC Squad or Grandfather ever get a clue? You tell me, cause it's your turn! ]

[Celra]

Naturally numbuh 362 knew where everyone else was cause....she lived with them she knew them all to well and it wasent hard to find pappi because he was sleeping on the couch >_<.

Father was of course in the kitchen she then found the DC FAST before they made some evil plan too.Now she just needed to find GG

"Well Rachel it seems your quite good at this" Father said

"Yeah sure...wheres Grandma Gilligan I cant find her" Rachel said

"Well then....YOU LOSE" The DC said

"Whatever....Oh I know where she is...I'll be back" Rachel said

[Desslok]

[things are about to get ULTRA SOOPER ACTION PACKED! Fasten your seat belts!]


(upstairs the Senior Citizen Squad is reunited as Maurice and Shelden fly their wheel chair copter through a window that had been opened by GG)

GG: You two certainly took your precious time!

Shelden: Lucious lime? I already had some.

GG: Enough with the hearing difficulties! Turn up your hearing aid or turn it off completely, sheesh!

Shelden: It's not my fault, the batteries are going dead.

GG: Well they've been goin' dead for the past 6 years then!

Maurice: Enough squabbling you two, don't we have a job?

GG: Oh, yeah. We have to shut down that defense grid so baldylocks can rescue Repunzel from, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?

Shelden: Lap of luxury?

GG: Close enough, let's go.

(The Senior Citizen Squad enters the defense grid room unaware that Rachel has been waiting for them)

GG: Now shut that thing down, boys, while I contact..
(Rachel comes out from hiding)

Rachel: I knew you lied to me, Grandma Fibbigan! This time you've gone too far, no one invited those two crusty creeps.

GG: No one invited me either, but I'm still here. Maurice, Shelden, SAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL!

Rachel: How many times must I say it, I am not in any danger of any kind!!!! But you old people are in danger of some serious pain!!!!!
(Rachel jumps up into the air with rage and dives at the old men, ready to call on her entire arsenal of KND fighting techniques, she lands on top of them and begins the fight of her life)

Maurice: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Raaaaaaaaaaaaah! Little gir...aaaaahhhh!

Shelden: Little girdle? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

(GG, moves towards the controls, but before she can throw the switch she is confronted by Grandfather who has entered the room. He approaches GG)

Grandfather: Why must you go through with this act of nefarious wickedness?

GG: Are you talking to me?

Grandfather: Who else would I be talking to, gorgeous?

GG: Oh, hoho. Well, uh, I'm just doing this as a job, see, it's nothing personal.

Shelden: My leg! My leg!

Grandfather: Forget all of this madness and be my dumpling pie!

GG: Dumpling pie? How, how did you know?

(GG grabs Grandfather in her arms)

GG: That's my favorite dish, babushka-baby! Well... not really, but who cares! Kiss me!

(GG and Grandfather partake in the most romantic kiss that could possibly be had by two folks approaching 80)

Maurice: That's my hip! Don't hit my.... AAAAAoooohhaaaa!

(GG leans backward and hits the defense grid switch, immediately an alarm goes off)

(back downstairs)

DC: Father! The defense grid has been shut down!

Father: It must be those idiotic Kids Next Door trying to ruin my party. Well they WON'T get away with IT!!!!!!!!! (flames up with kid hating anger) Delightful Children! Prepare auxillary weapons for battle!

DC: Finally, some real fun. TehehehehehehehehhHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

----At the treehouse----

KND Computer: The defense grid has been shut down, the mansion is defenseless.

Numbuh 1: AAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhehhehehehehAA! WABLABLABLABLABLABLABAAA! At last I can implement my plan to rescue Numbuh 362 from death itself!!!

Numbuh 5: Your crazy! When Father finds out that you're behind this breach of security at his mansion, he's gonna...

Numbuh 1: He's gonna what? Now that my experiment is complete and ready no one will be able to stop me! No ONE!!!!!! BwabALBLAALADHADAdAAA!

Numbuh 5: What experiment?

Numbuh 1: The experiment that will...

(Numbuh 2 walks in)

Numbuh 2: This madness has to stop! Release Numbuh 5 right now!

Numbuh 1: I've been expecting you Numbuh 2! Why don't you go and visit Numbuhs 3 and 4?
(pulls a switch and Numbuh 2 falls through the floor and into a crate where Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 have been locked up)

Numbuh 3: Oh, Numbuh 2! Please tell me you brought my I'm-Feeling-Really-Claustrophobic-Right-Now Rainbow Monkey with you.

(the lid closes shut)

Numbuh 1: Now where was I?

Numbuh 5: Something about your mad plot.

Numbuh 1: Oh yes, thank you, Numbuh 5. The experiment that will give me the ability to

[Celra]

"To what?" Numbuh 5 asked

"To use the power of bubbles to destroy the mansion" Numbuh 1 said

"Wait....You MADE a gun that BLOWS BUBBLES thats all you came up with? does it at LEAST blow something up" Numbuh 5 asked


"No...It just blows bubbles...THAT IM GONNA BLOW ON FATHERS MANSION!" Numbuh 1 yelled and ran off

[Desslok]

----Back at the mansion----

(Rachel gets up)

Rachel: What happened? Why is that alarm going off?

GG: Oh, sorry, let me get that.

(GG hits a button on the control panel and the alarm shuts off)

GG: Now that I know how you feel about me, shnuckums, why don't we go and...

Grandfather: I once went to the ocean floor in search of buried treasure.

GG: I should have known it was too good to be true...

Rachel: What have you done? The defense grid is down! It'll take an hour before it can be turned back on again! Father's gonna flip!

GG: Yeah, so what, you'll soon be rescued and freed from his terrible wrath, yada yada yada...

Rachel: I AM NOT GOING TO BE RESCUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T NEED TO BE RESCUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG: Hey! No more yelling, my ears are old and sensitive, over here.

Father: (from downstairs) Rachel! We have an emergency!

Rachel: Oh, great, now I'm going to be in big trouble because of you old farts!

GG: Who cares? I'm having tapioca for my midnight snack. Come on boys, let's go downstairs and have some of that ice cream.

Maurice: Ice cream, yeah!

(GG, Grandfather, Maurice, and Shelden all exit)

Rachel: Now what am I going to tell... What on Earth is that noise?

(Rachel moves over to a window and looks out)

Rachel: I do NOT believe this!

(down below Numbuh 1 has begun his sinister bubble assault on the mansion)

Numbuh 1: Feel my wrath, mansion!!!!!! Hahahahahheeeeehahhhwweeeessaassssaaaaa!

(blows bubbles at the mansion, some stick to the wall, most of them pop on impact)

Numbuh 1: Don't worry 362! I'm coming!!!!!!

Rachel: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! When I get my hands on him I'm going to, going to... AAAAAA!

(Rachel starts heading downstairs, meanwhile in Father's control room)

DC: Father, Nigel Uno has come right up to the mansion and appears to be... what is he doing?

Father: I don't care what he's doing!!! He's interfered with my plans for the last time!

DC: Shall we energize the Ultra Killer Cannon?

Father: No, leave the little runt to me.

(starts hovering towards the door)

DC: But Father, he's...

Father: DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (flames erupt, as usual)

DC: (cowering down) Yeyeyes sir. Yes sir, it'll never happen again, we promise.

(Father exits, the DC run back into the dinning room where the senior citizens have started eating the melted ice cream)

Shelden: I love it when it's not cold, it's so much nicer on my gums.

DC: Where did these pests come from?

GG: Oh, shut up! Why can't I invite some friends to eat ice cream with me, eh?

DC: You don't even live here!

(Rachel enters, looking frustrated)

DC: Mother, where have you been?! We're in the middle of a red alert and you're off playing games!

Rachel: Don't start! You're the ones who taunted me with that "oooh, you don't win if you don't find everyone" stuff!

DC: Whatever, Father is about to duel with Nigel Uno and and we cannot believe that you would..

Rachel: Father is about to WHAT?!!!!!!!!

(outside, Numbuh 1 has stepped up his attack and is using two bubble blowers)

Numbuh 1: THIS OPPRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT WILL FALL DOWN AND BOW TO iT's MASTER!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHA!

(Father approaches)

Father: So, Mr. Uno, you've managed to shut down my defense grid. I don't know how you did it, but I'm going to make you pay for i... Hey, nice evil genious outfit, did you get it at Evil Gear Express?

Numbuh 1: Father...! Hand over Numbuh 362 right now before my BUBBLES OF DEATH destroy all that you have built!

Father: What are you nuts?

Numbuh 1: That's right, Father, I am CrAzY right now, so don't anger me and just do what I say, or I'll...!!!!

Father: I'll never hand over Rachel, and she'll never leave me, because..... WE'RE MARRIED.

Numbuh 1: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! That cannot be!

Father: Ah, but it is. You've failed, Mr. Uno. Failed as an operative, failed to stop me, and failed to..

Numbuh 1: Feel my wrath, you evil person! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEELoooooooooooooeeeeeea!

(Numbuh 1 starts viciously blowing bubbles at Father in an attempt to blow him off the face of the Earth)

Father: Stop it,upppbbb, you're getting me, upppbbbbb, all, ubpppp, WET!!!!!!!! (flares up)

Numbuh 1: What's the matter, Father, can't take it? Well have some of this!

(Numbuh 1 throws a bubble solution grenade at Father that splashes in his eyes)

Father: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My eyes!

(Numbuh 1 lunges at Father and knocks him down, the two start fighting and rolling around the ground)
(Rachel, the DC, and their uninvited guests step out onto the porch)

GG: Oh, look, they're fighting over you, sweety. I wish men would do that for me.

Grandfather: I once beat up a guy with a lipstick.

Rachel: Numbuh 1! Father! No!

DC: Get him, Father, rub him into the, waaaaa!

(Rachel pushes the DC out of the way as she runs into the yard to confront the dueling mad men)

[Celra]

"Ok Numbuh 1 stop it NOW!" Rachel yelled

"Oh so HE dosent get in trouble?" Numbuh 1 said pointing a father

"Urm...Not really because you started it!" Rachel yelled

"But it worked because your here" Numbuh 1 said

"And now were all going back inside because your idea is just flat out STUPID" Numbuh 362 said

"It can blow this place up" Numbuh 1 said

"Oh really?....seems to me all it can do it burn your eyes" She said taking it and blowing bubbles in his face

"Ouch your right that does burn" Numbuh 1 said

"Ok so you lose?" Numbuh 362 said

"But I have more plans" Numbuh 1 said

"Ok...You win I'm saved im not gonna die" She said sarcastically

"LIES ALL LIES I KNOW THEY BRAINWASHED EVERY SINGLE KND OPERATIVE!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Once I went to school and fell down the stairs" Grandfather said

">_<...whats that have to do with ANYTHING?" the DC asked

"Well whatever you stay outside and be crazy were gonna go in and turn the grid on" Numbuh 362 said

"Ok" everyone said

"Go home numbuh 1 and dont do anything crazy!" Rachael said

*Numbuh 1 walked off laughing like a very crazy person*

"I'll be back!!!" Numbuh 1 yelled






LMAO!