Operation: Married Life 2

[Celra]

*Meanwhile in the next room*

"Grandfather! I dident tell him about her yet!" Rachel yelled at him

"But...They wont let Meg play with the super glue and she REALLY want's too!" Grandfather protested

"Super Glue?" Rachel asked

"Yeah it was her Christmas Present!" Grandfather yelled

"But Christmas was like.......7 months ago!" Rachel told him

"I know I gave it to her early" Grandfater told her

"Yeah....Ok then now why dont you just go back upstairs?" Rachel asked him

"I cant! I want a Milkshake!" Grandfather told her

"Fine If I make you a Milkshake will you go upstairs?" Rachel asked

"YEAH! OH YEAH! UH UHUH OHHHHHH YYEEEAAAAHHHH!" Grandfather told her

"Fine let's go to the kitchen" Rachel told grandfather

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(*At Numbuh 86's and the toiletnators toilet mansion next door*)

"Thank's sweetie for taking me grocery shopping it really made me feel better about the puppies" Numbuh 86 told him

"I know I can't believe someone called the city on us and we had so many puppies they said we couldent have any and fined us like $800" The toiletnator told her

"Oh well it was nice while it lasted" Numbuh 86 told him

"Yeah It was I'm LOVING my new convertable though!" The toiletnatot told her

"Me too! Thanks for taking me grocery shopping in it" Numbuh 86 told him

"No problem! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HOUSE?!!!" The toiletnator yelled

"It's been......Filled with Cement?" Numbuh 86 asked

"Now we cant get in....Lets move in with your dad" The toiletnator susgeted

"I dont think that's the best idea......" Numbuh 86 told him

"Alright then we can move in with Father and Rachel they have TONS! of room!" Toiletnator suggested

"Great idea!" Numbuh 86 told him

(*So they walked in to the mansion without even knocking*)

"Ben I can't believe you expect me to believe you know president BK and Oprah!" Melissa yelled

"That's the problem! You never believed me! I TOTALLY know Oprah and President BK" Father told her

"Urm.....I hope were not inturupting anything.....Weird" Numbuh 86 asked him

"Not at all....HEY WAIT YOU GUYS NEVER KNOCKED!" Father yelled

"Fanny Fullbright?" Melissa asked

"Miss Thompson?" Numbuh 86 aksed

"You two met?" Father asked

"Yes Fanny is in my Math Class.....Another student who never comes to class anymore" Melissa told him

"Oops.....I forgot about School you see I've been out of town alot" Numbuh 86 told her

"To where?" Melissa asked

"Well....Chicago, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Washington D.C., outer space, Teletubby Land...." Numbuh 86 told her

"Fanny there's no way I'm believing that!" Melissa told her

"But it's true!" Numbuh 86 told her

"Yes it is" The toiletnator told her

"And you are?" Melissa asked him

"I'm Lou but everyone calls me the toiletnator I'm fanny's Husband" The toiletnator told her

"Woah....To much info" Melissa told him

"Say is Rachel around?" Numbuh 86 asked her

"Yeah I think she took Papi into the kitchen" Father told them

"Great! Thanks" Numbuh 86 said as she went to the kitchen

"Excuse me.....Toilet Man....Could you bring the DC downstairs for a minute?" Melissa asked

"Urm....Sure?" The toiletnator told her

"Thanks" Melissa told him

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(*In the Kitchen*)

"Hey Rach" Numbuh 86 said as she walked in

"Is Father still yelling at Miss Thompson?" Rachel asked

"Yeah why?" Numbuh 86 asked

"Cause that's the DC's mother....." Rachel told her

"Hey Rachel I need a Favor......" Fanny asked

"What?" Rachel asked

"Someone filled our house with Cement so the toiletnator and I wanted to know if we could stay here for a few weeks....." Numbuh 86 asked

"I dunno.....I still have to tell him about Meg" Rachel told her

"Then tell him were staying too! He cares about you so he cares about your friends!" Numbuh 86 told her

"Alright fine tell the DC you need a room when there done talking to Miss Thompson" Rachel told her

"Thanks Rachel!" Numbuh 86 told her

[Desslok]

(back in the living room, the DC walk in)

DC: Mother? What an.. urm, interesting surprise.

Melissa: Interesting? Aren't you happy to see me?!

DC: Urm..... yes?

Melissa: This is ridiculous! You've turned them against me, too!

Father: I did not! We never even talk about you!

Melissa: WHAT?!! You don't even let the children talk about me or express their feelings for me?

Father: I don't suppress their feelings! They just don't care much for you, I guess.

Melissa: I guess that dosen't bother you one bit now does it?

Father: ........................

Melissa: Emhmmmm..... I want the DC back in class Monday or I will call the police. They are required by law to be in class, and by golly I attend to see them there even if I can't see them anywhere else. Good day!

(with that Melissa gets up and storms out of the house)

DC: Father, you aren't going to let her boss you around are you?

Father: Silence! RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rachel runs in)

Rachel: OK, look I can explain..... It was ALL Grandfather's fault, he...

Father: What?

Rachel: Oh, uh.... never mind!

Father: I need some alone time, Melissa's visit has agitated me TERRIBLY. I shall retire to my inner sanctum until I have calmed down a bit. I DO NOT WANT TO BE DISTURBED!!!!!!!

Rachel: Oh, great! I mean, that's totally not a problem, take ALL the time you need.

Father: Thank you.

(Father disappears through the door that leads to his inner sanctum)

Rachel: Thank God, with him out of the way maybe now I can straighten things out with the Potties.

DC: What do the Toiletnator and Fanny have to do with this?

(the Toiletnator walks in)

Toiletnator: Oh, there you are DC! Uh, where's our room?

DC: No. No, no, no.

Rachel: What?

DC: You know what, RACHEL! Grandfather is bad enough, we're not putting up with toilet-face and his idiotic antics, too!

Toiletnator: Hey!

Rachel: Look, please do this for me. If Father finds out about what's going on he's going to flip his lid and that won't be good for any of us. Just help me out for the next hour and I'll try and get this thing straightened up!

(the doorbell rings)

DC: WHAT NOW?!!!!!

Rachel: How should I know? I don't plan these things, you know.

(Rachel opens the door to find Joe Balooka)

Joe: Evening, Rachel.

Rachel: Can I help you?

Joe: No, but I can help you. I'm here to see a Mr. Toiletnator?

Toiletnator: Thank goodness you've come!

Rachel: What is this about?

Toiletnator: We need to find out who cemented our house so I can punch them in the face and force them to fix the damage! I've hired a private eye to handle the job of tracking this scoundrel down!

Rachel: Yeah, well, good luck with that.

Joe: You sound a bit perterbed, Rachel. You wouldn't happen to have been around the Toiletnator's house earlier today, now would you?

Rachel: What? You think I'd do that?!!

Joe: No, but you sure are becoming defensive now that I've brought up the idea, aren't you?

Rachel: I AM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!!! I don't have time for this! I've got to go and take care of Megan!

(Rachel storms away)

Toiletnator: You don't think Rachel could have done it do you?

Joe: Hard to say, sir. But I'm going to keep an eye on her just in case.

[Celra]

"Take this foolishness OUTSIDE!" The DC yelled at them

"Ok Fine I'm going" The toilenator told him as he and Joe left

"Finally some quiet time!" The DC said to themselves

*The Doorbell rings*

"Oh now what!" The DC yell as they answer the door

"Hello I'm Mrs.Treebers" Mrs.Treebers said

"Good?" The DC ask "So what can we assist you with?"

"I'm looking for Miss Meg" Mrs.Treebers told them "She's not well in the head she thinks she's everyones sister and about 4 weeks ago I took her to see president BK and I well.....Urm.....Lost her and I've gotten calls from people who saw her all leading me here."

"Well please come in" The DC told her "She's upstairs please take her"

"Great thanks" Mrs.Treebers told them
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(*Meanwhile with Joe Outside*)

"So what can you tell me about the crime scene?" The toiletnator asked

"Well I found some Black hair and some Hairspray and a toothbrush and some clown shoes and a jacket that say's Ronald Mcdonald on it at the scene of the crime!" Joe announced

"So.....Who did it Joe?" The toiletnator asked

"My guess is that it was Chad Dixon and Hoagie Gilligan and Abigail Lincoln" Joe told him

"GASP! AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY FRIENDS!" The toiletnator told them

"Lets go book them!" Joe yelled

"Let me get my wife...." The toiletnator told him

"NO TIME LETS GO NOW" Joe yelled "Before they run again!"

"Alright lets go....." The toiletnator said as they left

[Desslok]

----Back at the spooky mansion----

Fred: Alright gang, I think that our best bet to find the zombie is if we all split up.

Numbuh 1: What are you, an idiot?! If we split up something bad is bound to happen. I say we stick together! There is strength in numbers!

Fred: Hey, I'm in charge here.

Numbuh 1: Not anymore!!! I am now the master of Mystery, Inc. and you shall all do MY bidding! ALDKHAKLDHKDHKD!

Daphne: Look, kid, you're cute and all coming up here in your Halloween costume and playing mad scientist, but we're not going to listen to you.

Numbuh 1: OH yes you WILL!

(suddenly a terrible moan fills the entire mansion and shaggy jumps into Velma's arms)

Shaggy: ZOINKS!!! Like what was that!

Velma: It must have been that Zombie. We're even closer to solving this mystery than I thought. Urm "Doctor", I must agree with Fred, I think that we should split up so we can cover more ground.

Numbuh 1: Fine, but Daphne and Velma come with us!

Fred: Hey! That's not fair!

Numbuh 1: Sure it is, I'm compromising! Besides, I'm not going anywhere with dumb-dumb and Doo Doo dog.

Scooby: Ru mean Rooby Doo.

(audience laughter)

Numbuh 1: AND ENOUGH WITH THAT INFERNAL NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: Awwwwwwwww......

Numbuh 1: Come along, girls. I'll show you the proper way to catch a ghost!

(they walk off)

Fred: I'm not about to be upstaged by that egomaniac. Shaggy, we've got to catch the zombie first!

Shaggy: I was afraid you'd say that.

Scooby: Rehehehehehehehe!


----At the REGULAR mansion----

Ms. Treebers: Come along Meg. It's time for your medication.

Meg: NO!!!!!!!

Grandfather: It's OK, Meg, just remember that a spoon full of sugar will make that medicine go down!

Meg: That's right!! I will never forget you, brother! You've taught me so much!

DC: Oh, brother...

Grandfather: And I'll never forget you. Maybe I could come visit you, sometime! My grandkids have this swell jet with rockets and lasers and...

DC: Not on your life!

Ms. Treebers: Thanks for your help. Toodles!

(she leaves with Meg)

Grandfather: I think I'm going to cry!!!!!!!!! This so sad!!!!!!!!!

(Grandfather bursts into tears)

DC: Erm.... It's OK, Grandfather. Meg will be taken care of. Besides, she didn't need to be here, she needs special care.

Grandfather: I'm not crying about that! I just realized that with all of this excitement I missed the first ten minutes of the "Price is Right!"

DC: Why do we even try?

[Celra]

(*Back at the Haunted Mansion*)

"Jenkies!" Velma said "It must be a clue!"

"It's a Footprint..." Numbuh 4 told her

"It's YOUR footprint" Numbuh 1 told her

"Oh well....Silly me!" Velma told him

*Suddenly they all fell into a Hole*

"Great....Now where are we?" Numbuh 1 asked

"The sign says Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory!" Daphne said "It must be a trap!"

"Or Maybe were really at the factory?" Numbuh 4 asked

"Maybe Willy Wonka is behind all this! I have a feeling if we find this Willy Fellow we'll find out who the zombie is" Daphne told them

"But....He dident even do anything wrong!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Typical Dr.Mcnutnut of course he did! We fell into his secret lair!" Daphne told him

"NO WE FELL INTO A HOLE! THAT TOOK US SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Numbuh 1 yelled "This happens to me like ALWAYS!"

"Hey Maybe we can capture some Umpa Loompas to buy numbuh 5's affections" Numbuh 4 whispered

"BRILLANT!" Numbuh 1 yelled "To bad these idiots think were mystery solving....."

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(*Back at the mansion*)

"THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"Uh...Grandfather...." Rachel said

"Yes?" Grandfather asked

"Your watching Pokemon" Rachel told him

*Just then father walked in*

"Good news" Rachel told him

"What's that?" Father asked

"Meg's gone" Rachel told him

"YAY!" Father said

*Just then the DC came in*

"Finally are lives are back to normal!" The DC yelled

"Uh...Rachel and I have something to tell you..." Father told them

"OH GOD CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS NEVER GO WELL!" The DC yelled

"Yes they do" Father told them

"Everytime we have a conversation like this Rachel moved in and you guys got married and then Grandfather came and then Meg then the potty people!" The DC yelled

"Well Today Rachel got the call....And We adopted a Baby and it's a boy and he's coming here tomorrow" Father told them

"WHAT!" The DC yelled

[Desslok]

Rachel: We decided that having a baby around might help us all become a bit more mellow.

Father: That' right, so you'd better get used to the idea OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DC: Yes, Father.......

Father: Now, all of this excitement's got me giddy. Rachel, why don't we go on down to the Big Baby Imporium and purchase our baby's new furnishings.

Rachel: Aw, that would be great, honey.

DC: HONEY?

Father: We'll be back in an hour, so don't do anything crazy while we're gone. AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN!

(the door slams)

DC: This is terrible! That baby is going to make Father and Rachel feel even more attached to each other. Rachel even called him, eh, honey!

Grandfather: A new grandson! Yipee! Someone that I can pass down all of my traits and habits too! Someone pass the torch to!

DC: Don't you dare start messing with the torches again!

Grandfather: But I must have birthday candles for the baby!!! He has to blow them out and make a BIG wish!

DC: A baby can't blow out a torch!

Grandfather: My little Schwarzennegger will be able to. He takes after me!

(Grandfather runs towards the garage and the torch)

DC: NO!!!!!!!!!!


----At the Fine Dining Restaurant----

Chad: Man the service here stinks! Where's my steak!?

Cree: Don't worry, it should be here soon.

Numbuh 2: Yeah, give it a rest, they look pretty busy.

Chad: That's easy for YOU to say. You've all already had your meals AND desert!

Tommy: Oh, don't be such a gripey britches.

Chad: And why did we bring him again?

Numbuh 2: I told you, Tommy wanted to hang out with us.

Tommy: That's THE Tommy! Sheesh! How many times do I have to tell you people!?

(suddenly the Toiletnator walks in)

Cree: Oh, no, it's that sewer loving freak.

Numbuh 2: Maybe he won't see us if we just duck dow...

Toiletnator: There they are!

Joe Balooka: So, you're right out in the open are you? That's not very smart for a bunch a' crooks on the run.

Numbuh 2: What're you talking about, Joe?

Joe: Don't act innocent, Hoagie. I always knew you were bad, but I never knew that you'd stoop so low as acting as an accomplice to these teenage hooligans.

Cree: Who you callin' a hooligan you little...

(Joe snaps handcuffs on everyone at the table)

Chad: What do you think you're doing?!!!

Joe: I'm placing you under arrest for ruining the Toiletnator's house!

Toiletnator: That's right! And here's what I think of what you did!

(the Toiletnator punches Chad in the face)

Toiletnator: Owwwwwwwwwww!!!! Your face is haaaaard!!!

Chad: What a wimp.

Tommy: Don't worry I'll save you all, for I am, THE YAAA!

(Tommy is yanked along with the rest of the chan gang)

Joe: Save it for the judge, squirt.

[Celra]

"Where are you taking us!" The Tommy yelled

"Where all Criminals go TO JAIL" Joe yelled

"Yeah! That's what you meanies get for cementing my beautiful toilet shaped home!" The toiletnator yelled

"Gimmie a break! I'm Hungry! they already ate my steak dident even come yet! I couldent have done this ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!" Chad yelled

"Tell it to the judge! Lets go!" And with that Joe dragged them all away and not even a minute later the waiter came out

"Alright sir....Here is your steak...Uh...sir?...Oh Well I guess he dident want it" The waiter said and with that he gave it to someone else.
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(*Back at the Mansion*)

"Hey! Were back" Rachel said as they came in with like 60 bags

"I LITE THE TORCHES!" Grandfather yelled as he came in

"Uh...Honey?" Rachel asked Father

"Yes Sweetie?" He asked her

"When the baby comes tomorrow lets ya know.....Keep Him away" Rachel suggested

"Like maybe getting a lock for the babys room?" Father suggested

"That would be great" Rachel told them

"Already got one" Father told him

"DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN GET DOWN HERE!" Father yelled

"Urm...Yes Father?" The DC asked

"I'm going to be in my office taking care of a few quick things help Rachel with the baby stuff until I get up there" Father told them

"But Father..." The DC said

"DON'T BUT ME JUST GO!" Father yelled

"Yes Father...." The DC said as they grabbed some bags

"Thanks Honey" Rachel told him

"No Problem sweetie" Father replied

"Gets go guys!" Rachel said as she started walking upstairs

[Desslok]

----At the Gallager Elementary School Maximum Security Prison----

Joe: This cell should hold you until your trial.

Cree: You let us out of here this minute or I'm going to strangle you!

Joe: Your empty threats fall on deaf ears, criminal.

Chad: Look, could you at least get me something to eat, I'm starving!

Joe: Feeding time isn't for another four hours, so get used to the idea.

Chad: You've got to be kidding me!!!

Joe: Do I look like I'm kidding?

Tommy: Hey, I'm a crimefighter not a criminal! Let me out of here!

Numbuh 2: Tommy's right. We haven't done anything!

Joe: Is that so? Well I just happen to have evidence proving that you cemented the Toiletnator's house!

Numbuh 2: But we haven't been near that thing in weeks! And even then we tryed to stay at least 50 feet from the nasty thing.

Joe: Sorry, can't hear you! See ya' at the trial.

(Joe leaves whistling a happy tune)

Tommy: We're going to be stuck here forever!

Cree: Oh no we ain't! There's no way I'm staying here.

Tommy: Well how are we going to get out?

Chad: I'm about to eat the cell just to settle my stomache!

(suddenly a KND drill appears at the back of the cell and makes a small hole which quickly grows to a much larger size)

Cree: What the?

(the drill stops and disappears, and out of the settling dust Numbuh 5 walks in)

Numbuh 2: Numbuh 5! Boy am I glad to see you! We were just thrown in here because..

Numbuh 5: I know all about it. Someone's framing you guys and I've got a pretty good idea who it is but we've got to...

Chad: I don't care! Just get us out of here!

Numbuh 5: Right. Follow me!

(everyone follows Numbuh 5 through the hole and into a waiting KND shuttle)

Cree: Very nice, Abby, I must say. Couldn't stand the thought of your sister being in a cold dark prison?

Numbuh 5: Nope. I just hate that the real criminal behind this isn't in there and I need you to help catch 'em.

Cree: Well it's nice to see you, too...

(Suddenly the Six Gum Gang comes riding out of the school prison, shooting at the shuttle)

Numbuh 5: Hang on, guys, we're blasting outta this place!

(Numbuh 5 hits the accelerator and the shuttle leaps into the sky leaving the prison behind)

Runt: AAAAAA SHOOT!!! They got away! Joe Balooka's not gonna like this!

[Celra]

"So what's the Plan?" Tommy asked "Who Framed us!"

"That's not important now!" Numbuh 2 told him "We need to change our indenties!"

"And how do you suppose we do that?" Cree asked

"Easy! with these!" Numbuh 2 said as pulled out fake moustaches

"Idiot..." Numbuh 5 mumbled

"When are we going to eat?" Chad asked

"I hate to say this Abby" Cree told her "But we need that Crazy Nigel Uno's help!"

"I agree" Numbuh 5 told her "We need to find him....I tried calling him no cellphone reception"

"Where could he be?" Numbuh 2 asked

"Maybe he met Scooby Doo and Shaggy!" Tommy said laughing "I love that show!"

"1 that's the stupidest Idea I ever heard Tommy" Chad told him "2 I'M HUNGRY!"

"I think that if we want to find him we have to think like him!" Numbuh 5 told them "Numbuh 2 build something so stupid that only numbuh 1 and 4 could think of!"

"That's crazy enough to work!" Numbuh 2 yelled "To the lab!"

[NrrdGirl]

Celra told me to post the new Father/362 thread here. Sorry for the interuption. XD

numbuh8.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=romance&action=display&thread=8086

[Desslok]

(We now return you to our story! ;D )



----At the Spooky Mansion----

Numbuh 1: That moaning noise came from directly above us! The zombie must be in the attic!

Velma: Wow, you're pretty smart, for a kid.

Numbuh 1: You thought that was smart?!!! I was just using common sense, something you 70's throwbacks obviously lack.

Daphne: One more insult from you and I'm going to smack your head off of your shoulders!

Numbuh 1: Finally some enthusiasm! ADJLKAHDLKHFLKDHFLDKHFD! That's what we're going to need to catch that zombie and prove MY superiority. Numbuh 4, go up into the attic and find the zombie.

Numbuh 4: WHAT?!!! I thought you wanted to prove YOUR superiority.

Numbuh 1: Of course I do, but I'm not stupid, that's why I'm delegating this important mission to YOU.

Numbuh 4: I've been unrealistically supportive of you lately, but I'm starting to question your sanity again...

Numbuh 1: ENOUGH!!!! GET UP THERE THIS ALKDHFALKDHLAKDHLKFHDKFHD MINUTE!

Numbuh 4: Fine....

(Numbuh 4 walks over to the stairs)

Velma: I don't know about this. I think we should all go upstairs just to be safe.

Numbuh 1: Wait a minute, you said that I was the smart one so we shall go with MY plan, okey-dokey?

Velma: Uhhhhhhhh....

(Numbuh 4 climbs the stairs and opens the door to the attic)

Numbuh 4: Hello? Are there any undead guys in here?

(He steps into the dark and uninviting void before him)

Numbuh 4: Oh, crud, I hate this! There's no telling where that thing could

(suddenly a shadow moves past Numbuh 4 with blinding speed)

Numbuh 4: What was that?!! Show yourself!

(Numbuh 4 turns around to find a horrible creature with a green face, yellow eyes, and greasy gray hair moaning into his face)

Numbuh 4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(Numbuh 4 leaps backwards and starts making laps around the attic)

Daphne: What on Earth was that?

Velma: I knew it! Your little friend is in terrible danger.

Numbuh 1: Oh, no he's not. That's just his battle cry. He's probably up there tackling your so called monster right now.

(Fred, Shaggy and Scooby run into the room)

Fred: What's going on? We heard a terrible scream!

Numbuh 1: HA! We're just catching that zombie and making you look like a dummy, that's all.

Shaggy: Well, we were scoping out the kitchen. If it's one thing Scooby and I have learned, it's that that's the best place to start looking for food -er ghouls, I mean ghouls. Ahehehehehe.

Scooby: RAA! Hehehehehehehehe!

Velma: Well once again your stomaches were wrong. That zombie is up in the attic and it's attacking that poor blonde boy!

Fred: Why aren't you helping him?!

Daphne: Our doofus fearless leader here thinks that it's best not to.

Numbuh 1: You are terribly rude, lady. When I rule the world, I shall abolish rudeness and you will go to jell!

Daphne: Oh, yeah?!! You couldn't rule a tiny little mud hole!

Fred: Guys, stop this! Are we just going to sit here and argue while that kid is up there being attacked by some unspeakable beast?

Numbuh 1: Sounds like a good idea to me.

(upstairs the zombie grabs Numbuh 4's arm)

Zombie: Stop running!

Numbuh 4: NEVER! Let go of me or I'm going to, I'm going to.... I don't know BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT!

Zombie: Oh, you silly, you don't know what's going on do you?

Numbuh 4: What are you talking about?!

(the zombie reaches for it's face and pulls it off with a great yank)

Numbuh 4: *GASP! It's you!

Numbuh 3: Well, of course it's me! Who else?

Numbuh 4: Kookie, you had me scared out of my mind! What are you doing here?

Numbuh 3: I'm trying to save you from crazy-head Numbuh 1. He's been brain washing you with his insane thoughts and I had to do something.

Numbuh 4: Ahhh, gee, that's awfully nice of ya'. The truth is, I've been starting to rethink my allegiance to that guy. He's so selfish and he makes those terrible noises, you know? The ones where he mixes his letters together and screams?

Numbuh 3: Oh, I hate those, too!

Numbuh 4: He's been screaming those things into my ears for the past few weeks and my head is killing me. Say, how long have you been here pretending to be a zombie?

Numbuh 3: Oh, just a few hours. When I found out you were going to come here I captured the real zombie and took his place so I could surprise you.

Numbuh 4: You caught the zombie all by yourself?!!

Numbuh 3: What? Is it supposed to be hard?

[Celra]

"C'mon Numbuh 4 we better get back to the mansion" Numbuh 3 told him as she pulled out a teleporter

"Why would we wanna go to that crummy Mansion?" Numbuh 4 asked her

"Because silly! Numbuh 362 needs our help setting up for the baby!" Numbuh 3 told him

"Baby? Huh?" Numbuh 4 asked as they were teleported out of there

"Jenkies!" Velma cried as she ran upstairs "Where did that blonde kid and the zombie go?"

"Numbuh 4!" Numbuh 1 yelled "HE'S DEAD...AHAHINFDSGFDHDGHDFGG!!!! HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!"

"That's ok you can like stay here with us!" Shaggy told him

"Uh...Yeah...right....I don't need you anymore" Numbuh 1 told them as he teleported away

"WOAH!" Velma said in shock "He must have been the zombie......Back to the van....I think we still have time to catch the loch ness monster"

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(*Back with Cree,Chad,Numbuh 5,Numbuh 2 and the Tommy*)

"So what's the plan?" Numbuh 2 asked

"I say we do the obvious" Chad told them "They are going to be looking everywhere for us.....Except at our houses!"

"I can't go home!" Numbuh 2 yelled "My grandma hates me!"

"We'll go to my house" Chad told them "My folks are never home and besides there supervillans and I have food"

"Alright sis!" Cree yelled "Take us to chad's house!"

[Desslok]

----Back at the mansion----

Rachel: THERE! The new baby's room looks so adorable!

DC: Rachel, are you seriously adopting a baby?

Rachel: Yeah, why not?

DC: We thought you hated it here. With an adoption like this, you'll be tied to us forever. Would you really want that?

Rachel: Well, I hadn't thought of it that way before...

Fanny: RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: Oh, what now? What is it, Fanny?

Fanny: The room that you've set up for me and the Toiletnator is absolutly gorgeous! I've never seen anythin' so lovely!

Rachel: I'm glad you like it, but could you keep it down? Father still dosen't know that I'm letting you guys stay here.

(Suddenly the Toiletnator walks up)

Toiletnator: Hey guys! I just had the awful people who destroyed our home thrown in prison! AHAHAHAHAHAW!

Rachel: BE QUIET!!!

(Father's voice resonates up from downstairs)

Father: Is everything alright up there?

Rachel: Urhm, just fine, Father! No need to be suspicious or anything like that! Hhehe!

DC: He's going to find out you know.

Toiletnator: Find out what?

DC: That you two buffoons are taking up space in our house!

Toiletnator: He dosen't know that we're room mates now? I'll go tell him, man to man!

(the Toiletnator runs down the stairs)

Rachel: NO! Great, now Father's going to kill us all!

Fanny: That wouldn't be a polite thing to do to a guest!

(suddenly Numbuhs 3 and 4 materialize in front of them)

Numbuh 3: HI! We're here to help you get ready for the baby!

(Grandfather falls from the ceiling with a Tarzan scream)

Grandfather: It's STAR TREK all over again! You aliens have just teleported from Vectus Star Cluster B39, and now you want to eat our jiggly livers! But I'll protect my family from your evil schemes!

Numbuh 4: You had to bring us here didn't you, Numbuh 3?

Numbuh 3: Oh, we're not aliens you silly old man.

Grandfather: Nice try you alien dirt bags! Take this!

(Grandfather smacks Numbuhs 3 and 4 with his cane and they fly down the stairs screaming)

Numbuhs 3&4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Grandfather: OOOOOOOOOeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOO! Time to save the planet from an alien invasion! Wish me luck, I may not come back, sweety!

(Grandfather leaps over the hand rail and plummets several floors down letting loose a torrent of unpleasant battle cries until a large crash is heard below)

Rachel: This is a disaster!

Fanny: I'm sure Father will understand.

Father: RACHEL!!!!!!!!!! DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Rachel: Wanna bet?

[Celra]

"Well it was nice knowin ya!" Fanny told her as the DC just glared

"Why! why oh why did this happen to us?" The DC asked "Why does EVERYTHING bad an unusual happen to us?"

(The DC and Rachel walk downstairs)

"Yes Father?" Rachel asked nervously as she walked in "You wanted to see us for something?"

"Yes dear I did want to ask you something....." Father started to say "DID YOU INVITE THESE PEOPLE INTO OUR HAPPY HOME WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST?!"

"Well....Yes" Rachel explained "More like they invited themselves.....But I coulden't say no!"

"That's what a hotel is for....Mother" The DC told her

"You shoulden't be talking" Father told them "YOU knew about this too!"

"Father we think that if your going to punish us then you should punish Mother too....." The DC told Father

"You can't punish me! I'm the mom!" Rachel yelled

"Actually.....I agree...." Father told Rachel

"You...wha?" Rachel asked confused

"I agree" Father confirmed "Rachel you will take Papi with you to the store for a month"

"Ohhhhh mannnnnnn" Rachel sighed "And them?"

"Delightful Children you get to share your room with our new house guests!" Father laughed "I love being be"

"The baby?" The DC asked

"No!" Father laughed "Our Neighbors!"

"NO....NO....NO....NO....NOOOOOOOOOOO!" The DC yelled

"Now DC go tell our guests.....and Rachel Make me a sundae" Father told her

"But I'm busy!" Rachel yelled

"NOW....Dear" Father told her

"Ok Ok don't get your undies in a bunch!" Rachel yelled

"Could you do the laundry too?" Father asked

"Fine whatever!" Rache said as she walked off

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(*At Chad's house*)

"Ok were here now numbuh 5 is outta here!" Numbuh 5 told them

"Where are you going?" Numbuh 2 asked

"Numbuh 5 gotta go find numbuh 3....later" Numbuh 5 said as she took off in the KND ship

"I call dibs on the water bed!" Tommy yelled as he ran upstairs

"You can't! That's my mom and Da--HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW WE HAD A WATER BED?" Chad yelled

"Uh.....HEY LOOK A FRIDGE!" Tommy yelled as he continued running upstairs

"Tommy come back!" Numbuh 2 yelled as he chased him upstairs "This isn't your house!"

"Should we stop stop them hun?" Cree asked as her and Chad sat on the couch

"Nah let them go....More alone time for us" Chad said with a smirk

[Desslok]

(Cree giggles)

Cree: Oh, Chad, you're so very clever.... Now that we're finally all alone, what should we do with our alone time, hmmm?

Chad: Well, I uh, I'm not sure. I never really thought that we'd EVER get ANY alone time.

Cree: Well we do have it, so why not get creative.

(Cree's eyes suddenly turn too romantic for a children's television show)

Chad: Wow, you're eyes are so amazing!

Cree: Thank you, I've had them all my life, ahmhmhmhm!

Chad: The way that they shimmer and sparkle... It reminds me of.... of...

Cree: Yes, darling?

Chad: It reminds of...

(Suddenly Tommy crashes through the ceiling and knocks Cree into the floor, Numbuh 2 peers below from the hole)

Numbuh 2: I told you not to take a super dive off of the bed! You shouldn't have been jumping on it in the first place!

Cree: rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR, GET OFF OF ME, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

(Cree shoves Tommy off of her in a burst of anger)

Chad: You twerps are nothing but trouble! I want you two out of here pronto before I beat the stuffing outta ya'!

Numbuh 2: But we can't split up! We're all in this thing together!

Chad: What thing?

Numbuh 2: Have you forgotten that we're fugitives for supposedly destroying the Toiletnator's house? We've got to take Numbuh 5's advice and find out who really did it so that we can clear our names, and she said that the only way to do that would be to get Numbuh 1's help.

Chad: You're so dumb! I'm not going through all of that trouble! Besides, I'm not afraid of a bunch of elementary school comandos. They're no match for my superior teen technology and skill.

Cree: He's right, so you too creeps get out of here!

Tommy: But... but we're a team of detectives. I wanna be a detective!

Cree: You wanna be a detective?! Well I'll give you a lead on the case of the moronic boy and his dorky brother in a cape who got pushed off of a...

(suddenly there is a knock at the door)

Cree: Oh, what now?!

Chad: I'll see who it is, and then you two are GONE!

(Chad walks over to the door and opens it)

Numbuh 1: Oh, nobody's going anywhere.


----Back at the mansion----

(Rachel and the Delightful Children are busy scrubbing the hallway floor)

Rachel: This is ridiculous! I can't even enjoy watching you guys suffer because I'm so tired.

DC: Too bad for you... We're used to this so we CAN enjoy your pain, hehehehehehehehehe.

Rachel: Don't forget that you have to spend all of your free time with the Toiletnator!

DC: You can be very cruel, Rachel.

(suddenly Father's voice fills the hallway from another room)

Father: AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING ME MY SLIPPERS!

Rachel: Uh, these punishments are too much, how long is this going to last?

DC: Oh, this could last quite some time.

Rachel: What do you mean?

DC: Every once in a while Father gets on these power trips and rides them for weeks. Judging by how happy is at the moment, he could be giving us orders until Christmas.

Rachel: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Grandfather: Don't worry sweety, just think how nice it will be to get away from the house every week with me! We can go to Home Depot and look for my new toilet. I'll have to take a test run with each one seperately of course to make sure I get the right heating vibrator seat for my delicate old rump. I got kicked out of Lowe's for doing dropping my drawers in public like that, but if I have your adult supervision it should be alright this time.

Rachel:

DC: ;D

Grandfather: